REVIEW | Final Fantasy VIII Remaster (Switch) – Pelvic Gaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKrdm7Qka74

0:00 – Jump scare.

I mean…why?  Why is there always some new, horrible hairstyle?

I get it.  African-Caribbean hair is curly.  And Pelvic Gamer is half African-Caribbean.  The hair is arguably more difficult to style than the hair of other races.

But why do virtually all black women seem to manage just fine?  Why do virtually all other mixed race women seem to manage just fine?  Why does Pelvic Gaming alone go out of her way to look like a clown?

Black women and other mixed race women should be offended by this.  She’s putting these videos out, emphasising her most obvious African-Caribbean feature, and making herself look like a fucking clown.  African-Caribbean hair does not equate to looking like a clown.

And she’s doing this in a misguided attempt to promote her African-Caribbean heritage.  “Look at me guys!  I’m black!  Black people look like clowns!”

Respectfully disagree.  YOU look like a clown.  Because you’re a fucking jackass.  Nothing to do with race.

So the video.  It’s her usual dull as fuck, profanity-laden review.  She didn’t like the game.  Whoop dee doo.

Oh, she has her Amazon wish list in the description.  That’s handy.  Maybe if I buy her something, she’ll talk to me.

But then you click it and it’s empty.  There’s a Christmas wish list but that’s just a bunch of like how-to-draw books that she added on November of last year.  Just in time for Christmas.

So I don’t know why she added this to the description.  It must just be copy and paste.

And her PO box is there in case you want to send her stuff.  And why wouldn’t you want to send her stuff?

And her Patreon is there if you just want to send her cash.  Cash is good.  She likes cash.

She’s getting $444/month from Patreon.  How is it possible?

https://twitter.com/LadyPelvic/status/1283461947481116678

That’s a tweet from her mother about this Final Fantasy VIII review.

Wow.. you look sad pissed and I don’t know what… about having to give this review… I’m afraid to watch the rest…

That’s just sad.  I’m pretty sure that this woman is a native speaker and she writes like that.  It does explain some things, though.

And how weird is it that her mother is watching these videos where Pelvic Gamer fellates a Master Sword or dry humps a Link plush or dresses like a man and seduces herself?

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