DrunkFriend Episode 6: Cannot Be Tamed

SEVENTY-FIVE VIEWS!  Pam aka Cannot Be Entertaining went on a podcast that has SEVENTY-FIVE VIEWS!

What’s the point?  Is this in any way promoting her channel?

This guy has 676 subscribers.

MadamFomo did the same sort of stuff, going to these podcasts that have double digit views.  Why take the time out of your day?  Why embarrass yourself?

I remember trying to watch a different podcast that had Pam aka Cannot Be Entertained as a guest, along with like five other nobodies.  She didn’t say ONE WORD, as far as I could tell.  I just skipped through it trying to find a point where she talked.  Couldn’t find it.  And I went through it twice.  She was always just sitting there with her smug expression.

Well, this is just her and the “interviewer” now so she doesn’t have to worry about the patriarchy talking over her.  Let’s…try to check it out.  An hour and twenty minutes?  There are so many better uses of my time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zoRKOzIjtw

Oh wait.  It seems to be two guys.  They’re talking about wrestling.  That’s…not a good sign.

Then these two guys talk about how much they hate their listeners.  Fucking get on with it.  Nobody cares.  I’m seven minutes into this and still no Pam aka Cannot Be Entertaining.

9:15 – Finally, fucking Mz Excitement herself enters.

11:00 – Weird pronunciation of “produce”.

Oh, by the way, they start the interview by talking about…fuck…I can’t even.  IT’S FUCKING BORING AS SHIT ALREADY!

Then they start talking about video games…I just don’t care.  It’s perhaps unrealistic to expect non-“gaming” talk from an interview with a “gaming” Youtuber but…this is brutal.  I don’t give a fuck about this.

I mean…I’m actually getting *nostalgic* for this wiping down of “prod-uce” talk.

19:00 – After talking about how her step-father owned a restaurant, she says, “My DAD was just an alcoholic so my weekends with him were usually spent in bars.”

Well, that’s a piece of the puzzle about her contempt for men.

She talks about how she played darts and shuffleboard at this bar and one of the fools says, “Shuffleboard?” and Pam just says, “Yeah.”  Then this guy goes on about how it must have been a huge bar.  And Pam again just says, “Yeah.”  Then he continues that when he thinks of shuffleboard he thinks of Boca Raton and the beach.  And Pam again just awkwardly says “Yeah.”

They’re talking about two different things and none of these buffoons are savvy enough to know what the problem is.  Pam is talking about table shuffleboard.  The other guy is talking about that game that elderly people play on cruises or whatever.

25:45 – Pam aka Cannot Be Entertaining talks about how she’s obsessed with her channel’s stats and growing the channel.  So one of the guys says, “Rest assured, we’ll keep you updated with how the stats are for this podcast.”  Pam laughs nervously.

SEVENTY-FIVE!  They released another podcast on the same day just called “Friday Night Arcade.”  I don’t even know what this refers to.  And that got 79 views.

Some generic podcast topic with no guest got more views than Pam aka Cannot Be Tamed’s podcast.

28:45 – She talks about how she was a play tester.  “Have to tighten up the graphics”.  She also mentioned earlier that she works in IT.

32:45 – She’s talking about how she was a play tester for that Playboy Mansion game and she had to look for instances of sex or violence or whatever.  “I would be trying to get something to happen and a tester would be like, ‘Pam, you can’t make two women have sex in the bouncy castle’ and I was like, ‘Oh, you want to bet?'”

In case anyone needed confirmation that Pam is a lesbian, there you go.

39:15 – “I was an offensive coordinator for my high school football team.”

Uh huh.  There’s some more proof, if any were needed.

51:30 – Pam talks about her defunct podcast Media Mavens.  You can listen to it here:

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/media-mavens

Oh god.  Sixty-four glorious episodes between one and two hours in length, covering the riveting topics of feminism and video games.  There goes my week.  I’m binging this shit.

Then it’s fucking listener questions.  Fuck off.  I don’t care.  It’s going to be all video game shit.

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