https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXqQD-jKG9g Excuse the all-caps. That’s how Newt did it. Newt needs attention. He’s at some mall. There’s a nerd convention. He bought a table to promote his various projects. The comic and his shitty movie ideas and whatever. 0:15 –… Read moreLIVING DEAD WEEKEND – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPoc1PsvfOg He’s in a new location. I don’t know where. Oh. The projection booth, I think. 0:15 – He holds up a painting of a clown that he found in this projection booth behind a wall. 0:45 – He says… Read moreBOBS BURGERS Review – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62xRpCLA5qs Pardon the clickbait all-caps. That’s how The Ideas Man did it. I just copied and pasted it. I won’t make an obvious joke here. So Top Gun. He better talk about how gay that movie was. 0:00 – “Last… Read moreTOP GUN MAVERICK IS BETTER THAN TOP GUN – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEok2fGVXhg Back to Newt’s kitchen. 0:15 – “This movie has been covered by Red Letter Media, Good Bad Flicks, Dark Corners, and a tonne of other channels. It’s been talked about a lot.” Yeah. Even I’ve seen videos of this… Read moreWTF Wednesday Review: Lady Terminator – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRuofa6cEc 0:00 – “I wanted to talk about Friday the 13th but I’m not included in that any more.” He’s talking about Talking About Tapes, presumably, but he hasn’t worked there in at least seven months. Did they plan this… Read moreFRIDAY THE 13TH: The Series Review – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il_3DzEUiaE Newt is bringing the heat on this one. This is one of the rare times where I’ve already watched the video. I watched it for “fun” thinking that it wouldn’t be worth reviewing but no. There are some real… Read moreADVENTURES IN GAME CHASING Review – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRwVoQqmAcI 0:00 – “It’s 3.00 am and we just finished watching Dr Strange.” The camerawoman says something and I think that it’s PVC Bondage Girl. Why is Newt in the theatre with PVC Bondage Girl at 3.00 am? When does… Read moreDR STRANGE In The Multiverse Of Madness Review (Spoilers) – Newt Wallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbxhz0tlqEY 0:15 – Newt calls this woman “Abi” even though it’s not her name and nobody calls her that. He’s proud of this fact. I should state the woman is black. So there’s maybe something of a racial element here. … Read moreThe Ladies of Schlock And Awe Films: Abayomi/Alison – Newt Wallen
Bucks County Glen Ross Written by GamerGrrls Int. Screenwave Office – Night PILUSO, a heavyset man in his 30s, sitting at one of a row of metal desks. On one wall, a large banner that reads “The Angry Video Game… Read moreBucks County Glen Ross – An Original Script
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk9P1dMozvk 0:00 – Oh great. It’s Newt Wallen with the nerd who made these puppets in front of a greenscreen. This is Newt’s idea of a movie. All you need is a greenscreen, a script full of ideas stolen from… Read morePLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE….With Puppets – Newt Wallen
