Gamer Girls

Newt says that he’s been working his three jobs.

I recently had somebody call about a part-time job that I applied for. They seemed to suggest that it might be possible for me to do this job in conjunction with my current job. I only work like 15 hours a week so if I do this part-time job, it would perhaps equal one full-time job. So…I don’t know. It would be more money, I guess. But it’s been many years since I’ve worked full time. And I always quit after three months. It’s too much.

1:15 – Newt mentions that PVC Bondage Guy will be here later for at least the fifth time. Five times in 75 seconds. He’s convinced that unless there’s a prostitute sitting next to him, nobody’s going to watch.

And I skimmed ahead just to see if she does appear. The outfit in the little thumbnail seemed…shockingly bad. Let me check this out.

1:47:45 – Just look at this. Recently, I commented that PVC Bondage Guy is going for the physique of Mike Shaw. She seems to really have taken this to heart because now she’s wearing The Bastion Booger’s ring gear, complete with giant fucking gut sticking out. It’s unbelievable. Does she possibly think that this looks attractive?

I have to do a side by side.

I did not edit this picture. She’s clearly wearing Bastion Booger-inspired ring gear and showing off her large gut. This is not attractive. She must know this. If she’s doing it just as a joke, I guess that it’s pretty funny but I’m not sure if she is doing it as a joke.

Let me look at the comments. Can the horntards POSSIBLY find this attractive?

1:49:30 – PVC Bondage Guy said that she got this outfit while watching Bash at the Beach 96. No. Mike Shaw wasn’t in WCW at that time. And he was never in WCW as Bastion Booger.

Did Bastion Booger ever make a Pay Per View appearance? I was really into the character but he was only around for a short while.

His only Pay Per View was 1993’s Survivor Series where he teamed up with Bam Bam Bigelow and The Headshrinkers versus Men on a Mission and the Bushwackers in a losing effort.

Well, what other big men’s ring gear could PVC Bondage Guy emulate? We want something that covers everything, obviously. Bam Bam Bigelow, I guess. The fat guy from Men on a Mission. He had those purple parachute pants. He was also Viscera. She could do something with that. The goth look.

Who else do we have? Earthquake. Tugboat. Andre the Giant. They all pretty much wore normal shit. And singlets. That’s the key when you’re a fat wrestler. Even as a guy. You need to cover up. Nobody wants to see that shit. Bastion Booger’s outfit was revealing to show how unappealing he looked.

What about Giant Gonzalez? He wasn’t particularly fat but I’m suggesting that PVC Bondage Guy can get an outfit with a sexy lady’s body on it. A picture would help.

So there’s his outfit. It was a full body suit with a muscular guy’s body on it. Like those t-shirts that have a suit on them.

Giant Gonzalez didn’t have a great physique so he wore this body suit. It fooled nobody and was one of the most puzzling ring attires of all time. I’m saying that PVC Bondage Guy can do the same thing. She’s a fat chick but she could wear something with a hot chick’s body on it. Hairy ass and pussy or not, you’re choice.

Do they sell something like this? Let me look this up. I don’t even know what search terms to use.

Well, I’m seeing female muscle suits but it’s just like actual muscles, like a creepy Halloween outfit. I’m looking for something where it’s like a sexy lady in a bikini. I don’t know. She might have to get this custom made.

By the way, the horntards are complimenting this HORRIBLE outfit.

1:52:45 – Newt shows some gift that a horntard gave him. A Rocky belt. It might have been $20.

Newt says that he’s going to take nude photos in it for OnlyFans. Well, Joe from Game Sack will look forward to that.

This horntard also gave PVC Bondage Guy a signed Al Snow figure and a WWF belt.

1:57:00 – Newt tells a story about a “rich white kid” who came to his comic book store and threw a fit over a “Stone Cold belt” (Smoking Skull belt). Newt is all about dissing the white folk.

When are we going to get a black prostitute co-host for any of this shit? Newt is all talk, no action.

I can’t watch this any more. I’m skipping ahead.

PVC Bondage Guy is eating from Domino’s again.

2:46:15 – “I broke the woman I’m working with today. She’s Trinidadian. She’s in her mid-50s. She’s an older lady. I think her accent’s hillarious. I’m the only white guy who works there. The other kid they’re training is like 20 something. He’s this white kid who came in. They were role playing how to set up things. So they were all sitting behind me. Then the new kid comes in, he’s a white kid (edit: YOU ALREADY SAID THIS, ASSHOLE) and he’s like, “Oh (something)”. And I’m like, “Oh, I’m sorry, we don’t rent to white.”

Uh huh. Get it? No, I don’t think that anybody does.

God, imagine working with this asshole. He thinks he’s down with the black folk. He’s down with nothing. He talks about how hilarious that woman’s accent is. What a fucking penis. And then he makes this entirely pointless half-joke about white people.

Newt…you’re a fucking piece of shit and you couldn’t be funny to save your life.

I have never laughed at anything that Newt said. Not once. But he thinks that he’s some kind of fucking comedian. These lame fucking tits and gore puns that nobody on earth finds funny.

And if he’s so down with the homeys, where the fuck are they?

I’m not down with the homeys. I’m not down with any of that shit. Nevertheless, virtually all of my girlfriends have been black or Asian. When I was in the US, they were Mexican.

Women don’t want some fucking weirdo pretending to be black or Asian or Mexican. They want a guy who’s confident in himself, unashamed, knows what he likes, knows what he doesn’t like. And if one of the things that you don’t like is, for example, black folk, they’re into that. It’s not a dealbreaker by any means. If you’re willing to go out with them, they don’t give a fuck if you’re a Nazi. If anything, it’s a turn on.

I’d go out with these Chinese women and they were always brainwashed. They always had to tell you how great China is, everything is fabulous in China, it’s the world’s greatest country. I’d tell them straight up that I don’t give a fuck about China. I’m not living there. You’re not living there. Fuck China. Let’s talk about something interesting.

They couldn’t get enough of that. So refreshing to find a guy who isn’t kowtowing to China in a desperate attempt to get some terrible pussy.

If a black woman wants to go out with a black man, she’ll date a black man. She’s not going to date a white man who pretends to be black. That’s fucking weirdo shit.

You see it a lot with guys who are really into Asian shit. The guys who tend to date Asian women are really into anime and hentai and they want to find a stereotypical submissive Asian woman and their Tinder profile has them wearing a kimono and shit. Asian women hate that shit. They don’t want to be fetishised by some fucking weirdo who doesn’t realize that he’s white.

So you tell them straight up, fuck the entire Asian continent. They can’t get enough of it. Instant panty dropper.

Muslims. I can’t stand them. They love it.

I’m not saying be a dick to people. I treat everybody with respect and dignity. But I have likes and dislikes. I have opinions. My views might be different than yours and that’s alright. Doesn’t mean we can’t go out. Women are all about that. They don’t want some weird pussy who’s pretending to be something that he’s not.