It’s fourteen minutes of John Riggs looking at video games on some website. He has completely run out of ideas.
0:30 – He starts with this website’s Ebay account.
0:45 – He didn’t like that so he moved on to the store’s website.
He’s clicking on games and singing, “I don’t know what I’m looking for but I will find it soon enough.”
He found a Mario 3. Reasonably priced, according to him.
THIS IS AWFUL.
Let me look at the fucking comments. They must be roasting him.
Wait…what. People are leaving comments like, “Loving these new window shopping videos.” Is this a series?
Oh yeah. He’s done it at least once before. Fucking unbelievably lazy content.
- “I like these videos. It’s like going on an adventure.”
Going on an adventure with a corpulent man, in his home, looking at a website? Isn’t that just your every day life?
I can’t with this. I’m three minutes in. He’s looking at a Sea Quest game. It’s $27.99.
Who the fuck would possibly want to watch this? Even when he’s actually in a physical store, it’s boring as fuck but at least you can see…whatever…how the store lays out the merchandise and the prices and whatever.
But a fat man browsing a website, at home, in his underpants? No. This has to be the laziest content possible.
Let me check out his fucking Twitter.
Oh, he was at an “ale festival”. Great. Just like his alcoholic friend Kinsey or whoever. That chubby blonde woman in Japan.
Here’s John Riggs’ wedding photo from 20 years ago. He has blue and platinum blonde hair. This was for his fucking wedding. What a scumbag.