Yeah. We know. She was in a recent review of some movie called Sinners. I wrote about it but it was soooooooooooo fucking boring that I just ended up talking about PVC Bondage Guy’s odd passion for Rammstein and comparing German to Dutch. These weren’t topics that they were discussing, it was just me trying to get through the video. So I deleted the article before it was posted.
0:00 – “Apparently, people in the comments think that you and I aren’t friends any more.”
Newt seems puzzled by this. Let me give you a clue, Ideas Man. It’s from the video that I discuss here:
In said video, you talk REPEATEDLY about somebody not talking to you any more because of some shit you said about them in yet another video. And the video that’s being referenced, which has since been removed, had you talking with PVC Bondage Guy.
Newt is at pains to never reveal who he’s talking about. I theorized that he was talking about Fallon, which I now don’t believe is true because he’s talked about her since then and seems to be talking to her about the fate of Sucks 2 Suck, for example. But it’s reasonable for somebody to assume that the person you were talking about was PVC Bondage Guy because that’s the video that you removed. And you never stated who it was who isn’t talking to you any more so it invites speculation. He must have mentioned this woman who doesn’t talk to him any more 15 fucking times in that Self-INflicted (sic) video, although obviously not by name.
Fucking Ideas Man. Fucking Idiot Man.
0:30 – PVC Bondage Guy says that she’s moving to New Jersey. Good for her. Get out of that hobbit basement apartment that she’s sharing with some random Mexican guy, apparently. Hopefully, it’s a better apartment and situation.
“And I live in…well, I live in where I’ve been recording.”
More vague nonsense from the self-proclaimed Ideas Man. This is where the confusion arises, you fucking retard. He’s so used to talk about “the Redhead” and “the Italian” and “that place that I used to work at” that he doesn’t even know how to speak clearly any more. Everything has to be coded bullshit. What is somebody who’s just coming into the videos going to take away from any of this? It’s going to be completely indecipherable.
Anyway, thank fuck that PVC Bondage Guy is wearing a normal fucking shirt for once. It’s some horror shit or a band or something but at least it’s a shirt.
1:45 – “We still talk almost every week, mostly through sharing memes.”
Well, that’s riveting. Why does PVC Bondage Guy even put up with this shit? I’d block him for spam. It’s complete zero effort trash. Try speaking like a human being, you asshole.
“We had somebody in our Discord pass away.”
I wonder if Newt tweeted about this. I don’t think that he made the cut. You have to be a celebrity to earn a retweet by Newt. Any celebrity. He retweets every dead celebrity he can find.
So he mentions that for two seconds and then laughs and moves on to the next topic. This is how much Newt cares about his legions of fans. “So this guy died. Haha. Anyway, moving on, something funny happened at work.”
Oh, and no makeup for PVC Bondage Guy. This video is much more watchable than usual. Oh, and in that deleted article, I suggested that PVC Bondage Guy start wearing traditional German dresses like Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music in respect to her passion for German language and culture. I think they’re called “dirndls”.
And the funny thing that happened to Newt is that somebody he used to work with got engaged. Umm…what? If there’s more to the story, he didn’t share it. It was just, “Oh, somebody we used to work with got engaged. Isn’t that a scream?”
No, Newt. What’s funny about matrimony? We’re just supposed to know. More vague bullshit that nobody can possibly appreciate. WE DON’T KNOW YOUR CO-WORKERS, NEWT. EXPLAIN WHY IT’S FUNNY.
2:45 – “Somebody in one of the shitty comments was like, ‘I keep trying to find people to hang out with me because Metz doesn’t talk to me any more'”
You invited the comments by making that pathetic video where you begged forgiveness from an unnamed person who very well could have been Metz. Stop the vague bullshit and maybe people will understand what’s going on, you fucking retard.
And are people really leaving “shitty comments”? Are they leaving ANY comments? I’ve not seen any comments critical of the Ideas Man ever. He presumably deletes them. Newt must be getting LOADS of “negative” comments just from those no-lifers on Reddit.
And in any event, he IS trying to find somebody to replace PVC Bondage Guy. He always has to have some skank in the video because he thinks that’s what people want to see. He’s said this very thing many times before. He’s said that people don’t want to watch videos where it’s just him. He’s said that people are only watching the videos for PVC Bondage Guy. That’s why he has this rotating crop of prostitutes that he brings in.
3:15 – “We shots two videos with…with the one girl and she didn’t like…she didn’t realise that a conversation with me goes in the way that it goes.”
You really paint a picture, Newt. WHO IS THIS PERSON? YOU FUCKING IDIOT. THIS IS THE PROBLEM.
4:30 – Now he’s talking about Amber, one of the prostitutes he hires, and how she’s a mother and has a respectable job and how she was uncomfortable with some videos she made with him. They said stuff that she didn’t want released. But then Newt says that she just went with it and didn’t ask for the video to be edited, like some other (un-named) prostitute did.
He goes on to say, “She’ll call me…I was going to say what she was doing but I’m not going to. She’s ‘relaxing’ on a Saturday night and she’ll call me and then we’ll wind up talking for three or four hours.”
This is the mother with the responsible job that you’re talking about? What is he suggesting that she’s doing? Drinking? Drugs? Masturbating? Whatever it is, it’s not something that a mother with a respectable job would want people to know about. But fucking retard Ideas Man is just putting this shit out there. Yet again.
This is the same bullshit that caused him to upload the groveling apology video to some unnamed prostitute who he was talking about. And in that apology video, he went on and on and on about how he’s seeing a psychiatrist over this and he wants to figure out why he keeps doing this. Why he keeps putting his prostitute “friends” on blast in the videos that he makes.
JUST STOP IT, YOU FUCKING SELF-OBSESSED CRETIN. But he says this stuff because he wants the horntards to know about all of the prostitutes who he’s talking to. He thinks that this is something to boast about. And he doesn’t care that these boasts make these women uncomfortable. He only cares about himself. That’s the root of all of his problems. He lacks any empathy for anybody.
6:30 – “For like a week when I changed my medication, I was so constipated.”
He says this right after PVC Bondage Guy talks about her friend having a ten pound baby. I know where this is going. What a pile of shit Newt is. He’s comparing his “friend” PVC Bondage Guy’s story about her friend having a baby to himself having a bowel movement. Everything has to be about Newt. Newt, just shut the fuck up and listen to what PVC Bondage Guy is saying. You don’t have to interject with your own revolting, inappropriate, and self-obsessed stories all of the time.
Fortunately, PVC Bondage Guy completely ignored the comment. I’ve never been prouder of PVC Bondage Guy. She didn’t entertain that shit for one second. She just continued with her story. Fuck Newt. Take a laxative and shut the fuck up.
15:15 – PVC Bondage Guy says, “I didn’t know I was coming over tonight. I was super late for work and I didn’t call ahead or whatever so they were like, ‘We’re going to send you home. See you next shift.'”
PVC Bondage Guy isn’t the dynamic go-getter that I thought she was. Not only was she “super late”, she didn’t even bother calling. Why was she late anyway? I’m surprised that she didn’t get fired. This is probably a normal thing for her. It goes to show what kind of job it is. They can’t afford to fire anybody. It’s a job that nobody wants due to a combination of low-pay and the drudgery of the work.
15:30 – This is Newt talking now. “Last Saturday I worked at night because I had a funeral during the day.”
I wonder if he tweeted about the person who died. Or during the funeral, did he give a eulogy about all of the buttsex that he and the recently deceased engaged in? And then tried to pick up Horseface?
Newt says that his boss is also his landlord. Who would want that? If you lose the job, you’re also going to lose your home. Plus, the guy knows how much Newt is making and how much he can charge in rent. If Newt ever stops paying rent for whatever reason, the guy can just deduct it from his salary. Not that any of this stuff is legal but I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened. I wouldn’t want to give this much power to somebody. Just find your own fucking place.
17:30 – PVC Bondage Guy is talking about her failing health and isn’t sure if it’s because of age (she’s in her late 20s) or because of wrestling. Well, have you considered the possibility that it might be because you’ve DOUBLED IN SIZE in the past six months or so?
Anyway, PVC Bondage Guy then talks about movies that she’s seen recently.
What about Das Boot? I was watching it again a few months ago. I watched the German version and then the English version and then the extended version, which I think was in German. The actors all recorded their lines in both German and English, which is nice.
PVC Bondage Guy and I should be language study buddies. I wonder if she’s on DuoLingo. We could encourage each other. “Like” our stupid “achievements.” I just have the free DuoLingo and I have the free version of Memrise too but I have the paid version of Busuu, which I find…umm…it’s fine, I guess. It gives you the reasons behind the grammar and whatnot, which DuoLingo doesn’t do, but to be honest I sometimes don’t even read the explanations.
I was watching an interview with Karl Dönitz, Grand Admiral of the German navy in World War II, and he seemed like a stand up guy. From all accounts, the German navy behaved impecably, as opposed to, for example, the US navy who fired on lifeboats and the like.
22:00 – Newt is talking about disgusting violent films that he saw recently. Perhaps Newt can share some interesting trivia about World War II as well. Shadows on smokestacks and whatnot.
30:00 – PVC Bondage Guy says that her wrestling name is Red Velvet Cake. What? First of all, there’s already a wrestler called Red Velvet. Who came up with this name? Newt “The Plagiarising Man” Wallen?
But secondly, why such a feminine name for PVC Bondage Guy, who’s so clearly a MAN? Play up to your macho image. She worked in a bowling alley. Can we do something with that? Famous bowlers…Pete Weber…umm…and there’s…Pete Weber. Brand names…oh, Brunswick. That’s a good name. Big Brunswick. Illustrates her large, hard nature, like the bowling ball.
Instead, she’s up there in a dress doing the ring announcing. What the fuck? Why isn’t she standing up for herself? “Hey, I’m a guy. Enough of this girly bullshit.”
34:00 – PVC Bondage Guy has been talking about all of the shit that she did for her recent birthday but her eyes light up when she mentioned a sushi place near to her new home that has a buffet. She’ll be putting them out of business soon.
Then Newt mentions that Horseface’s family lives near to where PVC Bondage Guy’s new home is. PVC Bondage Guy isn’t interested and claims that she wouldn’t even recognise Horseface. Really? I’d recognise Horseface. How could you not? She’s the woman in half a top with that face. I guess that PVC Bondage Guy isn’t watching any stuff from Tony from Hack the Movies or going to Horseface’s self-absorbed Twitter.
36:15 – Newt is talking about, I think, the filming of Amityville Pool Toy Massacre, but, again, he’s always vague. “We had a person on set who we had a very, very difficult time with and then we found out that they passed away. And I don’t feel bad about it because there was a lot of other factors going on there and I was very friendly and very open before that whole thing happened. So it’s like, this ain’t on me.”
Then he finishes by joking about what a “rough weekend” that was and how it threw off his “ph balance.” About this person who died, presumably by suicide.
I think that he’s talking about what’s her name, that crack addict. Again, no names are given and he keeps it vague but he’s talked about this difficult person on the set before and I always assumed it was the crack addict.
I found it. Madilynn Paige.
https://allmylinks.com/madilynnminx
Her TikTok is gone.
Instagram is restricted.
https://www.modelmayhem.com/MandiMinx
She was last on her Model Mayhem page on 29 March.
She was definitely on Twitter but I can’t find her page now. But in this article, Newt removed a video with this woman.
Oh, I found it.
https://twitter.com/Madilynn_Paige_/
Tweets are protected.
So I’m saying it was Madilynn Paige, this woman who Newt constantly paraded around as a substitute for Horseface for a while. She killed herself shortly after shooting this reprehensible “tits and gore” movie with Newt. And then Newt doesn’t give the slightest of fucks about it and says, “Hey, it’s not my fault. I was nice to that whore.”
Where’s that article where she was with her friend in front of a Chinese restaurant?
That blonde woman was also in this pool toy movie, I believe. Her name is Kaity Navi McAllister. She’s on TikTok and hasn’t posted since October of last year.
So maybe it was her who died. I don’t know. Newt intentionally leaves all of this shit vague and then gets upset when people speculate. What are we supposed to think, Ideas Man? You tell us that somebody you recently “worked” with died, you seem to give zero shits about it, and you don’t bother to say who it is. People are going to wonder. Not many people, because who the fuck is watching your shitty videos, but I’m watching and I’m wondering. And I think it’s completely deplorable how you treated this Madilynn woman, who clearly had addiction issues and was a prostitute, you paraded her around as your new “muse” to try to get back at Horseface, and then when she kills herself all you can say is, “Oopsies. Well, she probably had other problems too.”
Fuck you, you complete fucking piece of shit. He didn’t even bother to re-tweet anything about her death.
Then he just immediately starts talking about the next “tits and gore” film that he’s planning on shooting. It’s completely deplorable. Whether it’s Madilynn Paige or not, SOMEBODY died recently from this shitty pool toy “movie”, presumably by suicide, and he doesn’t give the slightest of fucks. It’s unbelievable. He’s the worst human being in the world. He has to be.
38:00 – After PVC Bondage Guy jokes about appearing on Hack the Movies, she says that she’s been calling off of work and wrestling a lot recently just…because she’s moving. You can do that? I’ve moved 50 times. Never missed a day of work because of it.
39:00 – Shoutout to me calling Newt’s “friends” “prostitutes”.
47:30 – Newt talks about going to a funeral again. Maybe he’s talking about Madilynn Paige’s funeral.
So that’s the video. Since these videos seem to be mostly for my benefit these days, I look forward to the passive-aggressive follow up video, based on this article, where he actually says who died. Can I suggest that you fake a little attrition as well, Ideas Man?
I’d also like to hear what attracted PVC Bondage Guy to Rammstein. I get it from an ideological perspective. I knew some skinheads in high school who liked Rammstein. But I’m 20 years older than PVC Bondage Guy. Aren’t there any more contemporary German bands that she can enjoy?