The triumphant return of the…what’s this called? Oh, Reset n’ (sic) Zap Podcast!
That was a scary six weeks. I thought that it was gone forever.
She’s going to talk about parenthood. Mother of the Year over here who makes her 12 year old son take “sexy” videos of her for Youtube. The woman who marries every black woman who pays her the tiniest bit of attention. That kid wakes up every day and says, “Who’s my black father today, Mom?”
They’re mixing it up. New format. They have a guest. It’s VG Mobster. You might remember him from this CREEPY AS FUCK video:
They also changed the lighting and the camera angle. Gone are the painful shots of Zap’s fat cunt. And they have blue lighting to further dull the pain of looking at Zap.
Oh wait. This woman is “too hot to be an influencer”. I must be mistaken to think that she’s anything other than a smokeshow (shoutout to Kris Glavin).
0:45 – VGMobster literally tips his fedora.
1:30 – Zap says, “We’re all from the East Coast.”
Umm…Puerto Rico is part of “the East Coast”? What is she talking about? I thought that Erin was stretching the definition of “The East Coast” by claiming that Pennsylvania is on the “The East Coast”. She used to say it constantly. But Puerto Rico? No chance. I’m firmly rejecting the inclusion of Puerto Rico as part of “The East Coast.”
Mr Wright Way II suggests that New York and New Jersey are “representing.” So Zap must claim to be from one of those states.
2:15 – VGMobster tips his fedora for literally at least the third time. We get it. You’re a fat fucking nerd. You don’t have to keep doing this.
I went to a “trendy” vegan restaurant with a girlfriend. Believe me, this was not my idea. She’s a vegetarian. And there was some faggot with some woman twice his age and he was wearing a fedora. In the restaurant. While eating. It was an Asian restaurant and I’m pretty sure that he was using chopsticks.
Why go through life like this? What are you getting out of it? Some old MILF pussy? You can get the MILF pussy and NOT be a giant awkward nerd. Surely, you’d get MORE MILF pussy if you weren’t a giant fucking nerd. I don’t get it.
2:45 – She’s laying down her plans for today’s podcast. They’re going to talk about parenting and then they’re going to talk about which fictional world they would want to live in.
Gee, there’s a topic that hasn’t been done a billion times before.
3:45 – Zap says that they’re all parents. Is that right? Does Mr Wright Way II have children of his own or is she talking about her own child that Mr Wright Way II is “raising” at the moment? Does he have children that we don’t know about and he isn’t involved with, perhaps back in…where ever he’s from. Maryland or something.
If they’re talking about Zap’s unfortuante son, I don’t think that Mr Wright Way II should start waxing idiotic about the joys of fatherhood. The kid barely knows Mr Wright Way II. He’s been around for like a year.
Here’s what I’d do if I was Mr Wright Way II. I’d go to Zap Jr and and say, “Look, I know it’s weird that I moved in right after Mr Wright Way left. You don’t have to call me ‘Dad’ or anything stupid like that. You can just call me Mr Wright Way II. I’ll be courteous to you and I just ask that you be courteous to me.”
Done. It’s the same philosophy that I have for, whatever, people who work at the train station or the grocery store or whatever. I certainly wouldn’t walk in and say, “Hey, here’s my 15 point plan on how we’re going to raise you.. No, just let him do his thing. That poor kid has been through enough without Dad #5 trying to lay the law down.
4:00 – “How does it feel to be a parent in 2024?”
That’s Zap’s first question. She comes up with the absolute WORST, LAMEST, MOST BORING questions on earth.
“What are the challenges you face when it comes to parenthood.”
That’s remarkably close to her question in the Q&A video, “What are the challenges you face within your niche?”
Why is she so interested in challenges?
4:15 – It just dawned on me. Can you believe that this fat fedora guy has children? You see stuff like this and you think, “What excuse does anyone else have?”
People talk about how hard it is to get a girlfriend. It’s not. These people are talking about hot chicks. It’s tough to get a hot chick as a girlfriend, I’ll concede that. But how many fat, single mothers are out there? Loads. If you drop your standards, you’ll find somebody.
Fedora Fag says that his children make him a better person and “force me to grow.” Why don’t they force you to take that fucking hat off? You’re bald. I get it. But…can you at least wear a baseball cap? You’re not fooling anyone with the fucking fedora. This isn’t a fashion statement. It’s a “Don’t look at my bald scalp” statement.
The loud music still plays over all of this. It’s annoying as fuck. “WAA WAA WAA! WAA WAA WAA”. This isn’t what I want to hear.
11:45 – Zap says that she had her son when she was 18. Oh, she has more than one son, apparently. He’s 15. Wait a minute. 18 plus 15…33…no chance. This woman looks this rough at 33?
And how many times has she been married already? Like five husbands at 33.
16:30 – Mr Wright Way II says that he’s been a step father to “a lot of children.”
Maybe get your shit together and stop going from one relationship to another, fucking up people’s lives as you go.
17:00 – Mr Wright Way II says that his father is Nigerian and wasn’t around when he was a kid. You don’t say. An absent black father? Give me a moment to compose myself.
And then you have Mr Wright Way II continuing this by going from woman to woman to woman. And dumbass Zap Cristal is thinking, “But he’s going to stay with me!”
18:30 – What a bombshell. Mr Wright Way II says that Zap Cristal is pregnant. Fucking unbelievable. SHE BARELY KNOWS THIS GUY! It’s just a random black dude who paid her a bit of attention. He’ll be gone before the child is born.
19:00 – Zap calls her unborn child her “rainbow kid.” What? It has something to do with her having a miscarriage previously. What…how…where does the “rainbow” come from?
I thought that she was making some racist comment about the child being mixed race.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_baby
A rainbow baby is a term for a child born to a family that has previously lost one or more children due to stillbirth, miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, termination for medical reasons, or death during infancy.[1] These subsequent pregnancies can bring “strong feelings of anxiety, guilt, and even fear” but also “immense joy, reflection, healing, and mixed emotions”. The term “rainbow” is symbolic of the hope brought by the child after the emotional storm of the previous loss.
Oh. Please let’s nobody ever use that term.
21:00 – “What is our current challenge?”
GETTING A JOB! I don’t think that either of them work.
I’m turning this off. I can’t take this “WAA WAA WAA! WAA WAA WAA” any more.
Erin Moran apparently made comments that Scott Baio has a small penis. And I was reading comments on Youtube about this and somebody said something like, “If I was Scott Baio, I’d say, ‘At least I’m alive.'” Erin Moran died a few years ago. But I found it hillarious. Not her death, but this bizarre comment.
An absent black father from Nigeria. Well shiiiit, he could be president then. No wait, he was from Kenya. That waaaa waaaa music really makes me hate black music. I can’t call it rap or hip hop because it’s not. There’s no real music. I guess I can’t call it music. Black noise. Sad really because black music before hip hop was invented was the best music on earth and look what it’s become. I swear I saw a video with a potential Mr. Wright Way III. I have to search for it again.