Lets talk about NIGHT SWIM – Newt Wallen

0:15 – “I didn’t know anything about this movie until a couple of months ago when people started messaging me and they were like, ‘Wait, Newt, this is a lot like a script that you wrote.'”

Uh huh. Im sure he was inundated with such messages.

Who are these people who are familiar with Newt’s scripts? I’ve never seen a single Newt script. He doesn’t publish them. I mean, that’s sensible, there are a lot of plagiarists out there, but he’s written THOUSANDS of scripts. Apparently. Give us one, Newt. And not that fucking Koni Waves bullshit.

0:30 – “This video is not me saying anybody ripped me off or any fucking shit like that so don’t start that crap.”

He spends the rest of the video talking about how they ripped off his idea.

0:45 – He reveals that he was working with a guy in Portland for some shit tits and gore script that would become Satan’s Slumber Party. The movie never got made, of course. But he’s going to explain how they stole his idea for this Night Swim.

2:45 – Joe from Movie Dumpster “cut” a trailer for this Satan’s Slumber Party. There were other people involved in…something. Military guys. I don’t know. I just have this bullshit on as background. It’s not worth listening to.

Oh, “Fallon and the redhead who I used to work with” get shout outs. Newt, just fuck off. Can you do that? I am so fucking sick of hearing about Horseface. And the way he refuses to say her name is infuriating. He presumably does this because Horseface told him to stop saying her name. But the constant references to her doesn’t follow the spirit of what Horseface is looking for.

Why not just call her Horseface? You wouldn’t be using her name that way.

3:15 – So after that Satan’s Slumber Party thing didn’t go anywhere, the guy who he was working with said that they should do something more low-budget, one location, and the women would need a reason to be in “bathing suits.” Newt actually said “bathing suits”. I don’t know, it just seems really old fashioned to me. Instead of saying “bikinis”. Or “swimsuits”. I think “swimsuits” is better than “bathing suits”. Because you’re not “bathing”. This isn’t the 1920s with those fucking sailor suits that they would wear.

4:00 – So Newt went to the Dollar Store, saw that they were having a sale on pool toys, bought a bunch of them, and then shit out a script called “Floaters”.

It’s some James Rolfe level bullshit about pool toys coming alive and killing people.

5:00 – Horseface was in this “movie” as was some other skank who Newt knew, who he descibes as a “real life Barbie.”

5:45 – After shooting the opening scene, the changed the title to The Amityville Pool Toy Massacre.

By the way, none of this shit ever gets done. He seems to film random scenes but never finishes anything.

6:00 – “I’m not saying that they ripped me off.”

Well, what are you saying then? Because to me, it sounds like you were saying that somebody ripped you off. To be honest, I wasn’t entirely following the story.

11:15 – I have to turn this off. There’s only a minute left but he keeps going on about how this SHIT idea and this SHIT script that he SHIT out in a couple of days was stolen from him. Somehow. I don’t know. Because it’s a movie about pool toys that come to life and that was his idea. He wants credit for this.

This is every fucking James Rolfe “movie”. An inanimate object comes to life and chases people. Literal RETARDS come up with this stuff. It’s not clever, Newt.

Here’s my idea for a movie: an umbrella comes to life and chases people and hot chicks get killed. And they’re out in the rain getting soaked while all of this is happening and they’re wearing white t-shirts so you see their tits.

I wouldn’t waste one fucking second of my life writing a script to that ridiculously juvenile, unfunny, uncreative, stupid bullshit. But Newt does this. And then he wants credit for it. “Hey, I wrote a piece of shit script about pool toys that come to life. Why aren’t I raking in the cash?”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Swim_(film)

By Newt’s own admission, he wrote this script in 2018.

According to Wikipedia, Night Swim is based on a 2014 short film also called Night Swim.

Gee, Ideas Man. Where do you get your ideas?

6 thoughts on “Lets talk about NIGHT SWIM – Newt Wallen

  1. It’s like when retard Bimmy came up with his fucking-A retarded idea of inanimate objects coming to life, which has been done since before film, and claims he invented Toy Story or some shit. There’s a lot of “is this a hate sub?”
    Going around on The Truth as of late. Yes I hate Bimmy! He doesn’t deserve 5 seconds of fame or $5 from the money he’s made. I hope his house burns down and he loses everything in it.

    As for newt he is exactly the same as retard Bimmy. Shit out nonsense to infinity. Except he doesn’t have a band of friends who did all the work for him on a new platform that took off like no one expected the exact same day they all pitch him and build this persona for him. Fuck!!

    1. Damn….as the “Whippersnappers” say these days…”you do you”….but you’re like, Garbagestabber level unhinged bro. I couldn’t imagine HATING someone that hasn’t directly affected my wallet or freedom SO much, that i wish their house burnt down. There are bigger fish to hate, my friend. That being said. Newt Wallen sucks ass and I hope his movie theater burns down, along with the 2 copies of Florida Man and the Original raw reels of SUCKS2SUCK!!!

      1. Ok maybe not hate but it’s infuriating to see someone so inept helped every step of the way to becoming set for life and installed as some hero, and then literally not give a shit about it. I mean I’m fine in my life I have a good job and a house but god damn I just want to see the fucker finally fail and get the fuck off the stage.

  2. A plagiarist complaining about rip-offs, how ironic. Not the first time either. He has complained about Deadpool and Avatar 2 being rip-offs to. Yet he does it himself. Hypocritical shithead.

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