Gamer Girls

Alright, let’s get this over with. She’s wearing her slightly sheer sweater again. Hello, desperation.

You know what I’ve noticed? Pam stopped doing her “comedy” streams where she would go through her Twitch streams and compile the best “jokes”. I think the last one was in November 2022. As here:

Pam being delighted by video games… and also swearing at them for 18 minutes – Cannot be Tamed

Here’s another one:

Pam judging fashion choices, righting wrongs and singing songs on stream – Cannot be Tamed

They were so fucking bad that even the horntards were starting to turn on her.

But it was at least something different, it gave an insight into her personality (or lack thereof), and it was a good to make fun of. Like The Cinemassacre Podcast and fucking zombie James Rolfe. Yeah, it was awful, but you were able to have fun with it.

Now what do we have instead? Pam showing a hint of a brassiere and talking about the latest Prince of Persia game. Who gives a shit?

Prince of Persia was dogshit. Terrible game. I’m talking about the original. The magazines were all like, “Oh, it’s so cinematic” but then you play it and the controls are fucking shit. The guy doesn’t stop moving. You tap the forward button and the guy takes a giant step and you can’t stop him until the animation is over. Fuck that shit.

Are the newer games any better? Well, they couldn’t be any worse but I never played any of the later games. I have no interest in Prince of Persia. Why make sequels of a game so awful?

0:30 – Pam was given this game for free by the developer. This is an ad.

Don’t these dumb fucking “Youtubers” get it? If you get the product for free, you’re not going to be impartial. Spend the fucking $30 and get the game yourself.

Okay, I’m stopping the video at 5:00. It’s fine. I guess. I’m not just not remotely interested in this.

Oh, there’s a hilarious comment.

• “I’ve never seen my mom play games before”

Pam replies, “It must be past your bedtime.”

So at least she didn’t delete it even though she recognised that it was an insult.

But no, Pam, if you had paid more attention to your personal life, you very well could have had an adult child by now.

I think back to all of the squandered opportunities that I’ve had. Women I didn’t want to go out with again and then a few years later, you see them with babies. And I’ve known my girlfriend for like 15 years. Things never got particularly serious.

As a guy, you can always say, “Well, I’ll just find some young hottie some day and have a child” but realistically, what are the odds? And do you want to have a child in your mid to late 40s anyway?

Well, who knows? Anything’s possible. Maybe me and PVC Bondage Guy can live together in some village in northern Europe. I think getting away from all of the negative bullshit would be good for her. Her parents and Newt and her job and all of the degeneracy of America in general.

Get her the appropriate medication and help that she needs with the free healthcare system. Just her and me communing with nature. Getting back in touch with what life is all about.

No bondage outfits. No furry shit. No “hook stuff”, which I don’t even want to know what it is. Just a couple of honest folk living a quiet existence in rural northern Europe. You’re telling me that wouldn’t be romantic? We’d be counting the kids in no time.

And all of that dumb bullshit about wrestling schools and Newt’s shitty movies and “transmasc” would quickly fade into insignificance. A hazy memory of a different time, in a different world, from a different life.