Utah Retro Game Swap had the Best Prices of Most Game Expos – John Riggs

He’s in Utah hoping to take advantage of their lax enforcement of polygamy laws. Just seeing the lay of the land. If it’s a place he might like to live with a couple of purple-haired freaks.

He has a booth. What does that mean? Just that he paid for a booth to sell shit, right? But…why would he bring all of his shit to Utah to sell? He presumably drove. That’s quite a drive from Washington, isn’t it? This can’t possibly be a money maker.

2:00 – There’s some old guy who was a voice in some video game, I guess, and NOBODY knows who he is. But he’s out there trying to hype the crowd. It’s embarassing.

3:45 – He says that he’s been a radio DJ for 23 years. I know that I’ve seen him on some local radio station’s website. But is this a full-time job? It can’t be because he’s constantly finding time to go to these nerd conventions.

8:00 – Some big mama is annoyed at John Riggs pawing through her bin of games.

8:15 – Some alleged hot chick is flirting with a horntard while her husband tries to sell a comic book to John Riggs.

10:30 – John Riggs says that it’s $5 to get in or $2 if you bring a can of food.

That is remarkably cheap at either price. But I vaguely remember stuff like this…where you could get in cheaper if you brought a can of food. I can’t remember exactly what, though. It was something for school, surely.

It strikes me as embarassing, though. Bringing food in to get a discount. Even though that’s presumably what the organisers prefer. Because it’s some charity thing. They want you do the legwork so that they can take all the glory when they deliver the food to the shelter or whatever.

I’m reminded of Horseface’s “heartwarming” charity Christmas story. Let’s see if I can find that. I’ll try keyword “shoes”.

Oh here we go.

Oh yeah. Horseface is yelling at a hypothetical impoverished ten year old for being “greedy”. There were a lot of gems in this one. She went to a shelter, saw that a baby wasn’t wearing shoes (why would they? They’re indoors) so she left and cried in her car FOR AN HOUR while the family she was there to drop her donation off were left scratching their heads. “Why did that horsefaced woman look at our baby’s feet and then run out of the room crying?”

11:35 – Is that a man or a woman behind John Riggs?

You know who’s an often overlooked victim in this whole “trans” thing? Unattractive women. In years past, you’d see an unattractive woman and think, “Oh god. That’s one homely woman.” But now you think, “Wait a minute. Is that a guy?”

At least in the past you recognised the person as a woman. Now you’re not even sure if the person has a penis or not. It’s a huge step down to have somebody question your gender. And you don’t know how to treat them. Do I treat this person as a woman, giving them the respect and consideration that I would give any woman regardless of appearance, or do I treat them as some wierd freak who’s a man in a dress? There’s a huge difference.

Anyway, then the video just ends.

  • “That girl sitting next to the guy talking about his comic book is amazingly hot.”

I go out every day and…you always see attractive women. That woman in the video is not anything special.

I went out the other day, in broad daylight, and there was a woman with shorts so high up that probably 30% of her ass was showing. No exaggeration. I studied that ass and made the calculations.

These horntards would seemingly lose their minds if they saw that. But it’s just normal. Isn’t it? Isn’t this normal everywhere? I don’t think that Scotland is renowned for their hot chicks. But there are plenty. I’ve never been anywhere where this wasn’t common.

But you read these fucking comments and it’s like these guys just got out of prison. They’re going nuts over some mildly attractive woman.

And look at these allegedly “hot” Youtubers. It’s the most baffling thing in the fucking universe. Women who are considerably below average in appearance are presenting themselves as hot chicks and being treated by the horntards as hot chicks. Is it mass delusion?

You wouldn’t look at any of these women twice if you saw them on the street. But put them on a Youtube channel in front of some video games and suddenly they’re a hot chick? How does that work?

5 thoughts on “Utah Retro Game Swap had the Best Prices of Most Game Expos – John Riggs

  1. I think it would be extremely insulting to be called a man or thought of as a man if I were and ugly homely woman. There was no question before. Before we were forced at the point of a gun to rewrite the rules of society and of science to please a fraction of a person of the mentally ill, instead of locking them away or trying to treat them.

    The voice is the giveaway. I Conor when I hear a tranny talk. That whiny squeaky deep voice. It’s so disgusting.l any time one of those men come on tv. So yea I do wonder what ugly women think and if they are ever mistaken for a tranny.

    The only parallel I can think of is when someone congratulates a fat woman for getting pregnant except she’s not. She’s just fat. You know. The kind of woman the looks like lady decade. The kind who looks she just ate a bowling ball.

    1. I had to add the guy with the comic book does has a pretty hot wife. But the website is a wiz site dot com?! Jesus fucking God! Pay the $50 to get a proper dot com! It will make your AI generated comic look much more legitimate

    2. I don’t think that I’ve ever even seen a transgender person in real life. There was a Filipino ladyboy, I think I told this story before, but other than that, nobody. And this was way before the whole trans nonsense took off. Opinion polls repeatedly show that people don’t support this and yet the agenda keeps getting pushed and laws keep getting implemented. To appease the 0.1% of the population who have this mental illness? It raises some questions.

  2. Here in Mexico, there was a famous newspaper story. There is this soccer team from the north of the country. They are known for being a rich team. Wealthy owners, wealthy players. So they won this important match (I don’t remember why it was important, but it does not matter), and the players went to a local bar for chick picking. All of those players are married, but they are loved in the city, so if anyone sees them with a chick other than the wife, everyone would just keep it to themselves.
    But not this time. The day after, the chicks they picked up demanded more money, and if the players failed to comply, they would just release pictures to the press. Pictures and videos of what happened that night. The players did not budge (maybe they thought everyone would just give them a free pass anyway), and the pics got released to the media.
    Turns out, those “women” were actually travesties, just dudes in dresses. The players were drunk and wasted when they picked them up and took them to their hotel suites.
    To this day, those players are mocked everywhere they go, known as the dick lickers.

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