Gamer Girls

How the fuck did I miss this? Here’s the crossover everyone was hoping for. The original Mr Wright Way and Destiny “Don’t Call Me a Prostitute” Fomo.

This video was from four months ago. Was he already separated from Zap Cristal by that point? I think so. So I don’t think that this video could have caused any rift between those two lovebirds.

According to Mr Wright Way’s most recent video, he has a new love interest.

She’s wearing a wig in this thumbnail because in the video where she’s actually outside, her hair is much shorter.

She’s alright. You know. It’s a thick (or however the homeboys spell it) black woman. Judging from her accent, and the fact that I know Mr Wright Way is in Texas, I assume that she’s from the South. I’d give her some loving, I guess.

And good for Mr Wright Way for going with a black woman this time. It would have been ironic if he found another Puerto Rican woman. She could have been Zap Cristal II.

Also of note is that he hasn’t married this woman yet. He’s actually behaving like a normal human being and getting to know the person a bit before contemplating marriage.

Anyway, a definite step up from Zap “Too Hot to be an Influencer” Cristal. It’s good to see.

Now back to the scumbag stuff where he’s “interviewing” Madam Whoremo.

She has a foot of cleavage showing. Of course.

Oh, this is episode 11 of the podcast. I hadn’t been keeping up. Who else has he had on here? I’ll bet John Riggs was a guest.

Well, John Hancock was the first guest. And then he got Shane Helms. That’s surprising. I don’t know him but he was a wrestler. Ew. And he had fat transgender wrestler Nyla Rose as a guest. And Diamond Dallas Page? What? These people must agree to absolutely anything. How much is he paying for these guests? He can’t be making any return on the investments. These videos get like 1000 views.

Anyway, no John Riggs. Maybe John Riggs is holding out for more money.

0:00 – “The controversial Destiny Fomo.”

Well, prostitutes do tend to court controversy.

1:30 – Shout out to John Riggs. Mr Wright Way is advertising some nerd convention. He says he’s going to be on a panel with John Riggs.

Eugh. They’re talking about wrestling. WHO CARES? I’m not 10 years old.

I’m skipping ahead. I’m sorry.

15:00 – They’re talking about video games. Don’t care. Skipping ahead.

I don’t even know what I’m hoping for. Deep philosophical discussion, I guess.

21:15 – Now a third person comes on to the stream. He’s advertising some other nerd convention. WHO CARES? Skipping ahead.

47:00 – They’re still talking about video games. Skipping ahead.

1:00:00 – Some online shop is closing. Eugh. Come on. Can we talk about prostitution or something? I want some hard hitting questions. “How can you afford all of those games when you’ve never mentioned what it is that you do for a living, Madam Whoremo?” Something like this.

1:24:00 – Talking about Megaman and Spider-Man. Great. Send this podcast back to 1988 when I might have been young enough to give a shit about this.

1:31:45 – Madam Fomo says that she was one of nine children and she never got video consoles new. So her father would go to a pawn shop or from a “crackhead on the street who was looking for a few dollars.”

What a sad cycle of poverty. Now Fomo is that crackhead.

Then they talk about video games for a few more minutes and that’s the video.

Awful. Terrible. Who wants to listen to this shit?

I like video games. I spend many hours a day playing them. But a podcast where they talk about video games? Fuck no. I have no interest in that.

Maybe part of the problem is that I only play a handful of games. And it’s all PC games. So when they’re talking about the Wii shop closing or whatever, I have no idea what they’re talking about and I don’t care. I only play like Crusader Kings III and Rimworld and whatnot. I play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup a lot too. That’s a free game. It’s a roguelike. I play it when I’m listening to a podcast or something because there’s no sound in the game.

I’ve been listening to the Real Brady Bros podcast lately.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-real-brady-bros/id1603671235

It’s alright. It’s Greg and Peter from the Brady Bunch talking about the episodes. And you have to realise that they’re sexual deviants and totally out of touch with the common person but they’re still fairly relatable. Maybe “relatable” isn’t the word but personable. So even though I know that they’re scumbags, they’re fine on the podcast. That must be a result of their fine thespian experience.

I was thinking about the blog recently. Newt talking about the blog. How crazy is it that people are talking about a blog? Like it’s 2003. But I’m bringing it back. Long-form blogging. That’s the future.

And it’s not just Newt, of course. Everybody who I talk about reads the blog. I’ll bet James Rolfe is an avid reader of the blog. This is about his level of internet experience. “Wow! A blog? What will they think of next?”