I went to a dine in Pizza Hut in 2023 – Nathan Barnatt

Nathan Barnatt has to be in my top ten most hated people. And now he has a thick moustache to REALLY drive home the message that he’s gay. Hey…WE KNOW! You don’t need to advertise so aggressively.

So he’s going to a Pizza Hut in Eugene, Oregon where you can dine in. Is this not how Pizza Huts are? I only went to a Pizza Hut once. There weren’t any nearby in any place in the US that I’ve lived. They’re sit down restaurants in the UK, though. You can also order for delivery but it’s not from the restaurant, it’s from some weird black site. It could just be somebody’s house. I don’t know. But it’s definitely not from the restaurants. I think that they even say this on the website.

Anyway, I’ve been to Pizza Huts in the UK several times. It’s just a normal fast food type pizza place. You sit down, there’s a salad bar, there’s a drinks machine, and they bring you your pizza. Who cares?

He ordered a vegetarian pizza. Because he’s fucking gay.

2:15 – “I’m only eating one piece. My training starts in two hours.”

We get it, Nathan. You’re a gay man. You don’t have to keep reminding us.

2:30 – “I think there’s only a handful of the dine-in locations left.”

So what is the business model then? They only deliver? Well, I guess. That is how a lot of restaurants operate. Seems odd to me that Pizza Hut would do that, though.

4:30 – “I don’t ever use salt or pepper or whatever that is…red pepper?”

You like penises. Cool. Move on.

That’s the video. He just said that he wished that he was in the 1980s again. Get your life together and then you won’t be so obsessed with old multi-national corporations.

Then he leaves a comment, “I was under the assumption that these are rare. I never see them anymore. But apparently there are more on the east coast?”

So are they rare or not?

https://www.quora.com/In-what-U-S-states-has-Pizza-Hut-still-got-dine-in-restaurants

According to the scholarly source Quora, of which 90% of the users are from India, there aren’t any corporate-owned dine-in Pizza Huts any more. The only dine-in Pizza Huts now are owned by individual franchisees.

Somebody says, “There are several in Georgia. The nearest to me is about three miles away. They didn’t even do delivery until a couple years ago; dine-in or takeout only.”

That’s how I remember it. That’s why I was surprised when I came to the UK and saw that Pizza Hut delivered.

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/08/07/pizza-hut-close-dine-locations-across-us/1941898001/

It seems like they started closing in 2019 or so. And then covid surely provided a great excuse to accelerate the closings.

My first job was delivering pizza. It was alright. I did it for a local mom and pop place. They’re still in business.

I never had any interest in these multi-national corporations. The *nostalgia* for this shit totally baffles me.

If we’re talking strictly pizza, and in the US, there’s surely a local place that makes better pizza than Domino’s or Pizza Hut or Papa John’s. I don’t care how small a town it is, there’s got to be a place that sells better pizza and probably for less money.

The place I worked at is still in business and still looks exactly the same. Google reviews are all excellent, so the quality is still good. The website looks like it’s from 1998. Great. I’m glad to see that things are still going well for them.

Isn’t this more meaningful than an attachment to a global corporation? I did my part to help this local restaurant out and serve the community. It wasn’t about lining the pockets of corporate shareholders.

Oh, I found an amusing comment. “His eyes are soo pretty and his hands look so big omfg, r any other girls like obsessed with him??”

I’ve got some bad news for you, Deathmaxine.

This is a fake profile anyway. Look at this:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo2NVAU8vt41Rfn5UQXXIIw

Her banner is a picture of somebody (possibly her) in a thong.

She says that she’s 19 and Australian.

Her Instagram is here:

https://www.instagram.com/deathcli.max/

Loads of pictures of her in underwear and she constantly advertises her OnlyFans.

She’s also on Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/user/jackie_r0se

Ummm…some weird stuff on there. Check it out if you’re so inclined. But Nathan Barnatt is NOT so inclined.

Anyway, she only posted that comment to advertise her shitty OnlyFans.

7 thoughts on “I went to a dine in Pizza Hut in 2023 – Nathan Barnatt

  1. Is that the same guy who calls himself Keith or whatever and was in that awful AVGN Christmas episode? I never understood what the appeal of him was.

    1. Keith Apicary, yes. Terrible AVGN episode, terrible character, terrible human being. He thinks that he’s some kind of artist and he takes his “craft” seriously. He’s just an unemployed, unfunny buffoon.

  2. The obsession with Pizza Hit is weird. It’s not just him and it’s not just YouTubers, I’ve spoken with people I’ve known in person get wistful for Pizza Hut. It makes no sense because they still exist! It has something to do with the design and branding which honestly looked old and out of date in the 80s and they just let it ride. I guess fast food where you sit down and there’s actual plates and silverware made it stand out. And the lighting was dim. It was the age before those ultra bright LED lights that were forced on us because it slows the rate of “global warming” by .7% or something.

    In truth what’s missing from these people’s lives is kids! Because if they had some they could take them there on a Saturday and relive some weird nostalgia and plant it in future generations. But no. They spent 30-40 years playing with toys and building game walls.

    But not this fag! I think he’s have a fatal allergic reaction if he came within 5 inches of a piece of pussy. He’s a bottom, not only because of that cumrag mustache but because he’s so concerned about what he eats. Last year during homosexual pride month, which they now just call “Pride” (like hey happy pride or let’s get the family together for pride dinner) there were these videos all over the internet. I did ask for them but there they were. One of them went into detail about all the food bottoms could eat during pride, formerly homosexual pride month. It was pretty disgusting, but they didn’t fully explain why bottoms were so concerned about what they ate. But it’s obviously because they’ll shit themselves everywhere while getting ass rammed by a bunch of guys in some highway rest stop somewhere.

    1. I remember a few years ago, there was some old English guy who went missing in Thailand. It was a big news story. Then it was revealed that he wasn’t actually missing, he was just enjoying his time with the young men of Thailand.

      They showed the “heartwarming” reunion at the airport. The son was obviously mortifed by it all. His 60+ year old father was outed as a sexual deviant going to Thailand for cheap gay sex. But the media covered it like it was just a normal, happy story of a family being reuinted. “Welcome home, sex-tourist dad!”.

      When you cater to homosexuals, as the media does, you have to accept all of this weird shit that gay people do in the name of sensitivity and not wanting to be called homophobic.

  3. He reminds me of Eddy Burback. I don’t know why, but something about him and his annoying mustache really get under my skin. Especially his “yikes” bullshit. I’ve never heard that word used in real life, mostly just on reddit and twitter.

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