He hasn’t posted in like six months. When are we going to get some more bizarre homoerotic videos about “boner-biting dogs” and sex in public toilets? Let’s find out.
He’s talking about Geek Time, his GOD AWFUL podcast where he talks about conspiracy theories and takes calls from ten year old boys.
“I probably won’t do any more of those. Unfortunately.”
Because they got no views. And they got no views because they were beyond terrible.
There’s a partial list of episodes on his channel but it’s pretty well hidden. And even that list doesn’t have every episode. Some episodes might be lost media. Perhaps fodder for Bobdunga’s next “documentary.”
0:30 – “As far as Irate Gamer goes, the last couple of months, I’ve been doing the stay at home (no audio) dad thing.”
How weird is this? He clearly said “mom” but he just removed the audio for that word in post-production. That’s the first thing that’s weird about this.
The second thing is…this guy has children? Really? With a woman?
I don’t buy it. There are so many references to homosexuality in his videos. And he’s a complete fucking lunatic. With no job. What woman is going to procreate with a failed “Youtuber” who (apparently) believes in ghost hunting and every conspiracy theory ever conceived? There is simply NO WAY that he’s having sex with women.
Maybe he adopted with his boyfriend or “life partner” or whatever. Well, they don’t still have “civil ceremonies” do they? Gay marriage is legal in the US, I think . So his husband.
Even then…well, there’s always some guy who will go along with whatever crazy bullshit. But I think that women are a little more discriminating.
0:45 – He starts talking about not having “time”. He emphasises the word “time”. It’s a James Rolfe reference, I think.
“I know you guys are probably pumped about that.”
He said this without a hint of sarcasm. He genuinely believes that people are “pumped” for new Irate Gamer episodes.
So his new episode is of a game that he says he hasn’t seen anybody cover before. Great. But…who really cares? It’s still going to be shit. If the reviews themselves were interesting in some way, it could be about anything. Do a review of Super Mario Bros. I don’t give a fuck. As long as you’re bringing something funny and/or interesting to the review, it’s fine. But Chris BORES couldn’t be funny or interesting if his life depended on it.
2:00 – He says that Irate Gamer isn’t his focus any more because, “It doesn’t get the views any more. I’ve been screwed in the algorithmn.”
No. Your videos are terrible. His recent videos in particular. I remember like a 90 second video on some Jurassic Park game. No. That’s shit.
2:15 – “For the past couple of months, I still get emails regularly from die hard fans.”
No. This does not happen. James Rolfe also claims to get emails from “fans”. Who’s emailing? Who’s emailing ANYONE? Why aren’t they contacting him through Twitter or something instead?
2:30 – “I’m also working on a couple of other things in the background that I don’t want to talk about just yet.”
Ghost hunting. Speaking of videos that don’t get any views…ghost hunting. But he continues to make these videos that would insult a retard’s intelligence.
3:00 – “I know a lot of you have been asking about blu rays.”
What? No. Nobody is asking about blu rays. This isn’t 2007.
He says that he has no time. He’s mentioned “time” at least six times in this video. No exaggeration. Possibly more than six.
But no. Nobody is asking for this. Why would anybody fucking blu rays of content that’s already free on the internet? The whole business model doesn’t make any sense.
Then he said “time” probably another six times in the next 20 seconds. I’m not making this up. He must have said “time” at least a dozen times in this four minute video. And I’m not even done yet.
3:30 – “I have a creative mind and I need a creative outlet.”
When does the creativity start? Let’s see some of it, Chris BORES. Because thus far, I’ve only seen completely unfunny, derivative, homoerotic bullshit from you. And the ghost shit.
Then he gives a hint for what this next Irate Gamer video is going to be about. It’s an Atari game. We can all look forward to that.