Catching up with The Ideas Man – Newt Wallen

 https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1552373221453971456

“The @disneyplus @ILMVFX doc series is wonderful. Its all about #Moviemagic. Its all about the men and women who made those images and ideas come to life that are forever burned into my brain. And inspired me to want to create my own worlds and stories #filmmaking”

I suppose that it’s true.  Disney did just rip off existing ideas for their movies.  They’d steal from folk tales and whatnot.  I can see why this would appeal to a young Newt Wallen.  Or modern day Newt Wallen.  He’s totally bereft of ideas.

I like the horrible live-action Disney stuff from the 1960s and 1970s.  The Shaggy Dog.  The Shaggy DA.  Shit like this.  

I’d watch this shit in school in the auditorium.  It was a “treat” once or twice a year.  Everybody in the school would go.  

This must have been in the mid to late 1980s.  The Shaggy DA was released in 1976, which is before I was born.  And I remember watching this and thinking that it’s some old fucking movie.  It didn’t resonate at all with me.  It might as well have been made 100 years earlier.  But it was only like 10 years earlier.

This is why I don’t understand Erin’s fake *nostalgia* for shit from before she was born.  She can’t possibly be *nostalgic* for this stuff.  I have no connection at all with anything from the 1970s.  It’s like it was made on another planet.  

The Bad News Bears is another one.  It’s not Disney but it’s a 1976 movie.  I’ve probably seen it ten times.  It’s completely bizarre.  There’s a black power kid and some sort of Fonzie type character who rides a motorcycle and they’re all foul-mouthed kids.  I didn’t know anybody like this.  This shit wasn’t going on in the 1980s, at least not in my social circles.

https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1552352357790502915

Oh, a picture of Newt with some skank from eight years ago.  Some skank who he was paying to hang out with him.  Pathetic.

https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1552318254516936708

“My parents met because of #amityvillehorror its always been part of my life. Hell I have written 3 #amityville scripts myself #mutantfam”

Three scripts based on an existing movie.  It’s basically fan fiction.  Bad fan fiction.  Come up with your own fucking ideas, Ideas Man.  It’s ridiculous.

https://twitter.com/stillnewtwallen/status/1552015008510484481

“After a couple dud reviews #Nope and #Elvis both did pretty well and got me to 8200 subs”

And a giant screenshot of Newt’s channel getting 550,000 views.

Newt…can you get it through your thick cranium that nobody gives a shit how many subscribers or views you get?  This is your own personal information.  We don’t need to know.  It’s between you and Youtube.

And then the ladybodys reply with stupid gifs of Borat and people climbing a mountain and shit like this.  Newt wrote a fucking tweet to advertise the milestone that is 8200 subscribers.  And people replied.  “You’re smashing it, Newt!”

This was the 8,200 subscriber special.  I can’t wait for the 8,238 subscriber tweet.

Newt also re-tweets every actor who dies.  It’s pathetic.  If he was such a David Warner fan why the fuck did he never mention him before?  

Let’s check out Horseface.

https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1552364021311045634

“Today, I stream again! Thinking around 8pm.”

Oh, that’s right.  Horseface is returning to Twitch.  We all missed her.  But 8:00 pm rural Pennsylvania time would be 2:00 am for me.  I can’t justify staying up that late just to watch a horsefaced woman talk about gas prices and guess what state each individual horntard is from.  Hopefully she makes the stream public afterwards.


1 thought on “Catching up with The Ideas Man – Newt Wallen

  1. Lol that dopey one brain cell “oops did it just go in my ass?” pfp Horseface has on Twitch.Also yeah, god. Newt is so self unaware how demented his whole stance on filmmaking and plagiarism is. He thinks famous things simply exist for him to copy. Such a piece of shit fraud rationale.

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