(Originally published January 2020)
A rather short article. For such a seminal video, I should have written more but I wrote shorter articles back then.
It’s just me talking about an old video of Pam’s. Even at the time, it was old. There’s really not much to say about it, actually. I summed it up pretty well. It’s boring and for a video that’s all about her tits, you only get one bad angle of them. I want to see those melons at various angles. Well, not me personally, I’m not at all interested in that harpy’s bosom, but if you’re going to make a video about your jugs, do it right.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnY7HKdymY
This is CannotBeTamed’s most popular video BY FAR. It’s Pam aka CannotBeTamed in lingerie and vampire fangs.
She’s reviewing some game. I have no idea. It’s her usual boring as fuck commentary. I’ll just browse for good masturbatory shots.
No, it’s all the same shot, same angle, same pose. I could swear that there was one part where she’s crossing her arms. That’s a bit different at least. Pushing her tits together. But I can’t find it now.
Why not mix it up? Show some love to the ass men out there. Or the leg enthusiasts. Even people with a foot fetish. Why not? You’re trying to get views here, right?
Even the boob guys, it’s the same position in the whole video. Come on. I want to see those things in profile, I want to see them in a 3/4 shot, I want to see them jiggling. Do something. I was totally flaccid throughout this video.
Here’s an interesting comment on this video left by PushingUpRoses:
This is easily one of your best videos; I like that you committed to the aesthetic for presentation, and it’s also very thorough and informative. I’ll be playing this game because of your review.
Really? We’re actually going to pretend that this video is encouraging people to play this game? It’s not just softcore porn for nerds?
We all know what this is. PushingUpRoses is possibly a lesbian, same with Pam aka CannotBeTamed. That’s why she’s commenting. “More softcore porn, please or…*wink wink* videos where you commit to the aesthetic”.
Pam aka CannotBeTamed has subsequently distanced herself from this video and gone back to her usual content. Her usual content is UNBELIEVABLY boring. Take her latest video, for example: “Console Gaming’s *tiny* problem | Game Accessibility and Text Size”. That’s right. She did a video on FONT SIZE in video games.
She’s the most boring “gaming” Youtuber I’ve ever encountered. It’s not just the dull topics, even if a topic is semi-interesting, her presentation will be the most boring shit you’ve ever listened to. I can’t even get through more than a couple of minutes of her videos.
If she wants to make her videos at all watchable, she needs to get back to “committing to the aesthetic”. Do a video of King of Fighters in Mai Shiranui cosplay or something.
But personally, I don’t say this to be rude but she just doesn’t do it for me. Her personality is really, really off-putting so that’s a factor. But just physically…not for me. That’s the way with so many of these Youtube gamer grrls. They’re out there, they’re showing the goods, but…well, some people are obviously enjoying it. You just read the comments and can see that. And it’s good that these women are body-positive. I guess.
Why not focus on making good content, though? I guess it’s just easier to take your clothes off.