https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv5tpcu_yvs
So this video is about this homeless guy Adam the Woo giving an update on his recent covid vaccination. Spoiler: his arm hurts.
But more interestingly, he talks about how he’s going to delete his social media profiles. The reason: people are giving him shit for having a porn star girlfriend.
If you’re unfamiliar with Adam the Woo, let me break it down. It’s a guy who lived in his van FOR YEARS and made videos about his travels. He also does A LOT of videos of him at Disneyland and Disney World.
I found the non-Disney stuff moderately interesting for a while but he’s just so fucking insufferable. He’s a fucking Jesus nut who says things like “heck” and “darn”. And when I say “Jesus nut”, he’s some fucking weird…what do you call it…those redneck independent “churches”….evangelical. His father was a “preacher” in such a sideshow. Adam did a video wherein he professed his belief that Noah was chilling with DINOSAURS on the ark. And he wasn’t joking. He honestly believes that a 1000 year old man was hanging out with DINOSAURS on a giant wooden boat.
I respect people’s beliefs. But I draw the line at this sort of shit. If you believe something this patently absurd, mockery is fair game.
So Mr Jesus Nut over here has a porn star girlfriend. She’s 20 years younger than him and talks and acts like a little girl.
She’s in a bunch of videos with him. And holy shit. She’s a total moron.
So people have been giving him shit over this. I mean, it’s just slightly peculiar. One week, he does a series of “wholesome” videos of him visiting small town America with his elderly father, and the next week he’s in Disneyland fawning over this blowbang bimbo.
Let’s get to the video.
9:30 – “I don’t want to get affected by the world’s opinion because the world’s opinion is always going to be different than yours.”
He’s talking about how he deleted his Twitter because he didn’t want to see “the world’s opinion.” But no. I don’t even know what he’s saying. If your opinion is different from “the world’s opinion”, chances are you might be the misguided one here.
10:15 – “I kind of long for the day when I’m not on the internet.”
The world can agree on that.
“I long for that day when I’m a mystery. Mysterious. I’m not mysterious. I’m very public.”
He’s bitching about how he wants to fuck this porn star without people on the internet giving him shit over it.
See, here’s the problem. Without being on the internet, that woman wouldn’t want anything to do with him. Because he’s a big Youtube “celebrity”. Well, not really. But he’s a middling Youtube “celebrity”. And when you’re a middling Youtube celebrity, you can get middling porn star girlfriends.
By the way, in case anyone thinks that I’m exaggerating or whatever, no. This girlfriend of his legitimately does hardcore porn.
So Adam here wants the benefits of being a middling Youtube “celebrity” (e.g. the porn star girlfriends) but not the negative stuff associated with that (people leaving comments critical of your porn star girlfriend).
He’s just a fucking thin-skinned lunatic. He’s made videos like this before. He calls anyone who leaves “negative” comments a “troll”. And he quit Youtube before because people just didn’t like his fucking videos. He was going to Disneyland too often and people were complaining about this so he fucking made a whiney video about how he was quitting Youtube.
He was back on Youtube within a month. I guess because he realised, “I have to get a job now and the only place I ever worked was Walmart. What do they pay nowadays? Oh shit. I better go back to Youtube.”
Again, he legitimately worked at Walmart before starting his Youtube channel. FOR YEARS. He was working at Walmart in his early 30s. It’s fine. I don’t criticise anyone for working in retail. But it’s a low paying job and not something that most people want to make a career out of.
“I’m kind of reserved. I do talk a lot but I’m kind of shy.”
How’s your porn star girlfriend, Adam?
“It’s weird what I do for a living.”
Never mind what you do for a living. What about sucking multiple men off for money while somebody films? That’s some weird shit too, isn’t it?
11:00 – “Everyone has that slight aspiration of wanting to be famous. Famous. Fame. I don’t really care about that at all anymore. Not that I ever really did.”
He’s completely out of his mind. This video is just like 12 minutes of him bitching about people not liking his porn star girlfriend.
11:15 – “Doing the daily videos helps me, helps my mental well being.”
“Youtubers” LOVE talking about their “mental health”. It’s always about them. They’re extremely self-obsessed people. They’re also mentally ill.
13:00 – “It’s great having communication with people in real life, but the internet? Woo. That’s a doozy.”
I don’t think that people in real life are any less creeped out by Adam and his porn star girlfriend. You look at this woman and she’s obviously much younger than him and she’s all tatted up and she sounds and acts like a little girl. People are going to notice, Youtube or no Youtube.
He doesn’t like it. Well, then get a girlfriend closer to your age. I mean, what the fuck? What does he want?
He’s doing something weird as fuck but doesn’t like people pointing out that it’s weird as fuck.
And why is this woman going out with a guy twice her age? Because she’s deranged, because she’s hungry for some kind of fame, because she wants money. Any combination of those.
What else can it be? She likes fat guys approaching 50? They share a passion for Jesus of Nazareth?
He’s probably paying her. Some “sugar baby” shit.
And why would he be interested in her? She’s a fucking moron. She’s obnoxious. She has sex for money.
He likes having a young “hot” girlfriend. Or “girlfriend”. This isn’t complicated stuff.
But he’s going to bitch about it on Youtube in his whiney video where he deleted all of his social media. “Oh, the internet doesn’t like that I have a porn star girlfriend half my age. I’m just going to ignore the haters!”
Fuck off, you lunatic. Go see if your job at Walmart is still available. Then see how much longer this porn star keeps in touch with you.
Hey don't trash my boy Adam like that!
Annoying crackpot calls someone annoying crackpot
It's a double irony.
Adam used to do interesting videos on movie locations that I liked on YouTube oh maybe 2015. Then you’re right I just couldn’t take him anymore he go on and on with these phony self-help lectures and the last thing I want is to take advice from a Jesus freak. I know that people who swear off drugs and alcohol are usually very kinky sex freaks. Adam is no different.
Oh yeah. The movie location videos. Those were okay. I just liked the videos where he went to small towns and talked about roadside attractions and whatever. The Disney stuff and Knoxberry Park (or whatever) is just boring, not to mention creepy.
Adam has had a, shall we say, “interesting” YouTube career? He went from being a wanna-be “edgy” YouTuber concentrating on “urban exploration” and Jackass-style stunts (one of his most watched videos is him, a grown-ass man, riding a bicycle down a playground slide and almost killing himself) to being a loser who lived in a van for several years. He ditched the urban exploration stuff when he got his ass almost sued for breaking and entering some abandoned property someone owned. He switched to Disney videos, because let's face it, Disney fans will watch any idiot at the parks. He got his ass banned from Disney for years after he snuck into River Country (an abandoned, off-limits section of the park). At that point he moved to California for the first time. Started doing filming locations and stuff. He tried to be extra-wholesome, but underneath it all, he's a man/child who has always rebelled against his “preacher's son” upbringing. His tattoos, pierced tongue, and brief stint in a rock band shouting obesities (video on YouTube, they only let his talentless ass in the band because he had a van, a tidbit he himself admits), clues you in to who he really is. I'm sure his preacher daddy loves him dating a porn star (although calling her a “star” is a bit misleading, she's an armature doing mostly dildo scenes on OnlyFans, not exactly up there with Stormy Daniels). Disney finally lifted his ban, but now Universal has him on their shit list. He's had several “girlfriends” during his years, none of them ever lasted very long. None of them looked very classy, but he's hitting the bottom of the barrel with this one. I doubt this one will last very long either. I suspect she's just using him for publicity. Although he's hesitant to call her his “girlfriend” in public, she has no qualm letting the cat out of the bag on her social media (even going so far as to call him “daddy”….eww. One of her videos has her hitting a bong throughout, so it seems she's a drug user as well. This will do wonders for the “clean Disney boy” image he's tried to cultivate. Although she claims she's 22 (which makes Adam sound like a grooming creep), on her PornHub page, she lists herself as 28, which seems about right. She sure doesn't look 22, no matter what she claims. Still, that doesn't make dating a girl a good 18 years younger than him any less creepy.
Excellent write up. Best line……What else can it be? She likes fat guys approaching 50? They share a passion for Jesus of Nazareth? It's actually both…..she likes fat guys approaching 50 who have a passion for Jesus. She hit the jackpot!!
I’ve never heard his ever talk about his spiritual beliefs in detail. If he has, it has been very vague and I get the impression that he is agnostic. He mentioned one time about not knowing if he truly believed or not. However, he never was very clear about what he was talking about
Well, he talked about Noah living on a giant boat with dinosaurs. And he wasn't joking. He described this as though it was a historic event.