https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXh_0p2Cg-g
Erin is sporting pigtails. Let me check the comments before we begin.
Oh. Half of the comments are about her hair. I see. I’ll just move on.
The description caught my eye.
Streaming some Kirby’s Adventure on NES! I had a lot more fun streaming it this time compared to when I was playing it on my own. Enjoy!
What does this mean? It’s clearly implying that she played the game in her spare time at some point. But that can’t be right. So when did she play this? According to the comments, she played it for a Youtube video, for money about three years ago. Maybe that’s what she’s talking about.
Oh. And then she says exactly this right at the start of the video.
She didn’t like the game when she played it for that Youtube video, in spite of it being “cute”.
So after that bad experience of playing the game for a Youtube video, for money, three years ago, she decided, “Why don’t I stream it and see how I feel about it now?”
Why does it have to be on stream, for money? Why did you wait three years?
1:15 – “Yeah, my allergies are a little better today, Chachi. Thanks for asking.”
It’s so pathetic. These people are straight up, no fooling retards.
And HungryGoriya is there too. Erin gives her a shout out. HungryGoriya must be a hardcore lesbian. She seems to be a regular on Erin’s streams. Maybe she can get with Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining.
2:15 – “I love how it looks. It’s adorable. Very cute.”
Okay. We get it. Do you have anything else to say?
3:15 – “Hey Sergio. I’m a little better.”
Is this what they do? They just feed Erin’s lies about her health?
Why would this even be erotic? People are getting off on unhealthy 33 year old women? That’s a fetish for someone? Women with a lot of health problems?
3:45 – She’s talking about an enemy. “What are their names? I always forget.”
Again with the misuse of the word “always”. When the fuck is she talking about Kirby? Is this a regular topic of conversation in the Matei household? Enemies in the NES Kirby game?
4:45 – “I’m emo-tastic today? Why do you say that?”
Because he’s masturbating. But also because you’re wearing a black top and kooky hair.
“I was like, you know, what, life is short. So I’m going to wear pig tails today. Fuck it.”
I’m not sure what mortality has to do with hairstyles. But if Erin wants to make the most of her life, getting a job might be an idea.
This Youtube thing is a giant failure. Her “relationship” with Mike is not going to last forever. What is she going to do when this all ends? Does she have any money in the bank? From the $200/month that she’s making from Youtube?
She hasn’t worked in like five years. What is she going to do when the inevitable time comes? Won’t it be embarrassing as fuck going back to live with your parents in your mid-30s? And have to look for shitty jobs? Does she have any plan whatsoever for her life?
5:30 – So Erin is playing this crane game bonus game and gets confused when she captures Kirby and then a new Kirby appears in the machine. She doesn’t understand that this is how the game works. You’re able to capture two of them.
How much could she have played the game that she’s totally unfamiliar with the bonus game that appears after the first level?
6:15 – “I really like the colour palette.”
Oh.
6:30 – “I forget how you blow out the item that you have.
There are only two buttons, Erin. It can’t be difficult. And haven’t you played this game before?
Then somebody tells her to press select. Okay, that was an option too. There are four buttons then.
Then after somebody tells her that she should have swallowed the boss, she says that she “forgot” to swallow the boss. She’s “always” “forgetting” that. She “always” “forgets” how to play video games. Even video games that she claims to have played before.
9:00 – “When you swallow a mini boss, you get their power? Okay.”
The only Kirby game I’ve ever played for any length of time is the one on Nintendo 64. It barely even counts as a game. It’s basically impossible to lose. But anyway, even though I only played that game briefly, many years ago, even I know that this is what you do in the game.
“It’s just…I forgot to swallow the boss. I don’t know. Thank you for reminding me.”
No. You didn’t “forget”. You don’t know how to play the game. You’ve never played it before. Just that one time for that Youtube video three years ago. That doesn’t count.
Why does she come up with these child-level lies?
9:15 – “See? Doesn’t Kirby look adorable holding a sword?”
Let’s just skip ahead.
1:49:00 – She’s at another boss, beats him, and says.
“Oh, that sucks. I accidentally spit him out.”
So it seems that she “forgot” to swallow the bosses for the entire stream. What a pro gamer.
there was a video of mike and erin doing a playthrough of zelda 2. while mike was enthusiastically describing the game, the enemies and how they're related to other elements in the series, erin's “participation” in the video was limited to “oh, i remember that” and “i saw it once” etc. erin gets a huge pass on pretty much anything just for being a vagina-possessing creature and the audience is nearly entirely comprised of thirsty betas and omegas who can't talk to a woman in real life so it's the closest they will ever come to interacting with one. so it's a win-win situation for all involved. except that it's not
Yeah, I remember that video. I reviewed it but it's lost to the ages. Erin was awful as usual and Mike was clearly frustrated at her shit tier abilities.