Twitter Q&A With Bobdunga! Get To Know Me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhMP4X-0Gdo

Get to know Bobdunga.  Great.  She’s probably my favourite mentally ill Canadian.

0:00 – Oh.  Baby got back.  Another Bobdunga video where you should have your tissues at the ready.  She’s crouching on a spinning “gaming” chair in her tight little outfit.  Who are these sexy men always “gas lighting” Bobdunga?

0:45 – First question: “What is your favourite season and why?”

Ohhhhh.  I see that we’re going to be asking the important questions.  This video is 22 minutes long.  Am I really going to sit through this tripe?

Answer: Fall.

1:30 – Q.  What’s your favourite fast food place and why?

A: A&W.  Whatever the fuck that is.  Isn’t it a root beer?

Oh.  It is.  And the restaurant is connected to this root beer but not really any longer.  The Canadian brand split from the American company in the 1970s and it’s all confusing corporate bullshit that I don’t give a fuck about.

Okay.  I’m not going to to go through this shit.  I don’t care about these fucking banal questions.  Favourite movie.  Fuck off.

2:00 – Then there’s a close up of Bobdunga’s crotch and she starts sitting in such a way that I’m pretty sure I’m looking at some camel toe.  Come on.  This is desperate as fuck.

She can be fucking naked and I wouldn’t watch this shit, were it not for my responsibilities to the Gamer Grrls community.

5:45 – Bobdunga says that she’s going to therapy.  Good for her.  I guess.  You know what I think would help, though?  Getting a job.

6:00 – “Do Canadians really cry tears of maple syrup?”

Why even entertain these stupid fucking questions?  Is nobody going to ask anything even remotely intelligent?

12:15 – “Do you like Thai food?”

I’m just writing this to show that I am in fact watching this shit.  The questions are trash.

And wow, this is like the world’s worst answer.  “I like a lot of food so I’d probably like some dishes.”  I’m not making this up.  That was the answer.

17:30 – Somebody asks her why she started her Youtube channel.

She wanted an outlet for her creativity.

That’s the video.  It was absolute shit.  I didn’t learn a single thing about Bobdunga.  It was all trivial bullshit and “joke” questions.

We learned nothing about all of these sexy men who “gas light” her.  Or her struggles with mental health.  Or why she apparently isn’t looking for a job.  Or her views on race and racism.  Or her motivation for posting “sexy” pictures on Instagram.  Or what happened with her animator ambitions.  Or what her current ambitions are.

But we did learn that she eats wasabi sauce straight from the bottle.  Who cares about that?

It’s unfortunate that this is the world we live in.  Nobody cares about Bobdunga’s hopes and dreams?  Everything has to be a stupid joke?  You have an opportunity to ask her any question you want and you’re asking about which fucking Pokemon she wants to eat.

Did she get good questions and simply didn’t answer them?

It’s just so fucking boring.  Bobdunga, if you want some hard hitting questions, let me know and we can set up an interview.  I can assure you that I won’t ask a single question about food or popular culture or how “hot” you are.

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