Friday the 13th Parts 7, 8, and Jason Goes To Hell Reviews – Tony from Hack the Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8td0in5phg I happened to catch this one live right before it started so I checked it out.  Tony does “premieres” for these videos.   So I logged in and I thought, “Maybe I could say some shit in the chat.”  Tony… Read moreFriday the 13th Parts 7, 8, and Jason Goes To Hell Reviews – Tony from Hack the Movies

Is The Batman (2022) The Greatest Batman Movie Ever Made? – Hack The Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL8mN6IEsOI 1:00 – Eugh.  They’re doing an ad for shoes and Horseface McGee inserted tissue into the shoe, put it on her foot, and put her foot into a bucket of water.  This was allegedly to demonstrate that the shoes… Read moreIs The Batman (2022) The Greatest Batman Movie Ever Made? – Hack The Movies

Crystal Quin is a Wonderful Human Being! – Tony from Hack the Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7dlEhVDOcY Here’s one that I unfortunately missed.  It’s a clip from the Christmas Vacation episode of Talking About Tapes aka Hack the Movies.  It’s on Tony’s Hack the Movies Clips channel.  This is something that actually exists.  I found out… Read moreCrystal Quin is a Wonderful Human Being! – Tony from Hack the Movies

Last Action Hero is Insane! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Om9VazVQY Oh, Crystal Quin.  Delightful.  I’m going to refrain from making any equine-related insults today.  Because that’s not what it’s about.  If she had a nice personality, nobody would mention any resemblance to farm animals.  But she doesn’t.  She’s has… Read moreLast Action Hero is Insane! – Talking About Tapes – Tony from Hack the Movies

Scream (2022) Respects The Fans! – Tony from Hack The Movies

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zij97_q_Z0A 0:00 – Some dumb back story.  Tony says that people leave “creepy” comments stating that Tony should start dating Johanna “even though we were only together for six months in 2008”. That’s a weird justification.  What about saying that… Read moreScream (2022) Respects The Fans! – Tony from Hack The Movies

Crystal Quin and the Hack the Movies Gang Shilling for Sex Toys

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUoI6L00LT0 Here’s something that I never want to see again.  Horseface McGee, Johanna, and that “Italian” woman from Talking About Tapes aka Hack the Movies are doing a “sexy” ad for a sex toy company. First of all, let me… Read moreCrystal Quin and the Hack the Movies Gang Shilling for Sex Toys

Christmas Vacation is a Classic! – Talking About Tapes

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJM9JlVEcQY 0:00 – Tony starts by wishing the audience a “Happy Holidays” and then the always smoking hot Crystal Quin repeats the sentiment. Let me stop the video right here.  “Happy Holidays” doesn’t exist outside of the US.  It’s strictly… Read moreChristmas Vacation is a Classic! – Talking About Tapes