https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvhmljqyDms I watched this for maybe two minutes for “fun” but had to turn it off. Shockingly bad. 0:15 – After stating that he knows nothing about the games, James says (or reads), “I sat down and researched this confusing… Read moreDragon Quest's Timeline – Chronologically Confused – Cinemassacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDP_EfaBoSA James Rolfe was 20 or 21 years old when he made this. This is one of his 500+ “films”. By the way, I can’t find his filmography any more. His website has been destroyed. So I found this on… Read moreKung Fu Werewolf From Outer Space (2001) – Cinemassacre
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/knc5u4/cinemassacre_producer_justin_silverman_ama/ There are like 500 questions and he’s answering all of them. This is his full-time job now. And almost everybody is so sycophantic. These people went on about what a fat, disgusting slob he is FOR YEARS. But then… Read moreJustin Silverman AMA on Reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2AJOdoXoTM Erin is completely fucked now that Mike is out. Recently, somebody on Reddit pointed out that her channel has been removed from the “channels” section” of Cinemassacre. It’s true. All of the channels are gone. Mike’s channel was on… Read moreMy 2021 Plans – Cinemassacre Update Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRmVM90UkEQ Oh my god. I’m pumped. The debut of chubby Erin. How did I miss this video? I’m subscribed to Cinemassacre. Maybe it didn’t show up in my feed or maybe the boring thumbnail didn’t grab my attention. 0:30 –… Read morePS5 vs Xbox: Real People Decide – Cinemassacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6144EJIDj94 It’s unwatchable but Erin gets a bizarre shoutout at 5:15. “I’ve read in Zoobooks that the average dolphin can hold its breath for eight to ten minutes.” And then there’s a link to Erin’s atrocious video about Zoobooks. Does… Read moreEcco the Dolphin (Sega Genesis) – Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
This started off as a review of Tony from Hack the Movies’ latest video about Stargate. He’s bringing back Rental Reviews. I’ll review that video another day, perhaps. When I started the video, I began to think. There’s a very… Read moreA Critical Analysis of Rental Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dUGhEtptZE Well, I’m back from my short hiatus. It was a turbulent few days. But it’s good to be back. Speaking of short hiatuses, James Rolfe and Mike Matei are taking a much needed break. But don’t worry. They’ll be… Read moreShort Hiatus Announcement & The Wizard of OZ (SNES) James and Mike Mondays – Cinemassacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VK5HlQOczc This is from three weeks ago. They look at some box art. I guess. I don’t really remember. 44:00 – Kieran says, “We kind of just did like six months of theme episodes and then forgot about the whole… Read moreRental Reviews Final Episode – Crazy VHS Tape Cover Art – Cinemassacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUZFEqbFqzo Mike says, “James and I are going to try something a little different today. We’re going to challenge our brains here” I’ve never been more pumped for a James & Mike Mondays. Let’s see what you got, Rainman. Oh. … Read more30 Second Memory Game – James and Mike Mondays – Cinemassacre
