It’s Newt reviewing a movie in his car at 3.00 am. But I’ve been thinking. This is actually a good idea from The Ideas Man. Not necessarily the car and time aspect but I mean reviewing new movies is a… Read moreAcross The Spider verse Review – Newt Wallen
From left to right: TBelly, IFixRetro, Madam Fomo. They all live in fabulous New York City! Wow! The big city! I hope one day to be able to achieve my dream of living in New York City! It’s a complete… Read moreDestiny Fomo is hanging out with the world’s fattest and oldest gangbangers
Apologies to the legions of people out there who want to read me talking about this Pelvic Gamer video but I’m not watching this. It’s just another boring JRPG review from her. Presumably. But look at the thumbnail or go… Read moreDragon Quest VII, SLOWEST RPG in the World…. | Dragon Quest VII Review – Pelvic Gaming
Well, I guess that I have to talk about this. At least briefly. Horseface is in a Catwoman outfit, after all. 0:00 – Eugh. It’s like an overstuffed garbage bag full of meat. It’s like she was poured into this… Read moreRevisiting Batman Returns. Better or Worse Than The First? – Tony from Hack the Movies
He hasn’t posted in like six months. When are we going to get some more bizarre homoerotic videos about “boner-biting dogs” and sex in public toilets? Let’s find out. He’s talking about Geek Time, his GOD AWFUL podcast where he… Read moreThe Triumphant Return of the Irate Gamer
0:00 – It starts with this woman, Lana, I think her name is, saying that seven years ago she was robbed at gunpoint outside of the theatre. Really? In rural Pennsylvania? That’s surprising. I have a £1000 coat that I… Read moreThe Little Mermaid Review….kinda – Newt Wallen
This is Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining’s first “short”. Totally worth it. She went to New Orleans because of some video game. Did she get her tits out at Mardi Gras? Unfortunately, no. Instead, she wore some grandmother dress, ate crawdads (or… Read morePam and Gabriel Knight in New Orleans – Cannot Be Tamed
0:00 – “This is Running on Empty: Food Review” Oh wait. No. This is Newt Wallen’s Dollar Store version of Report of the Week. 0:15 – “I don’t know why. For some reason, I thought this was alcohol.” That’s what… Read morelets try LIQUID DEATH: Arm less Palmer – Newt Wallen
Hello, desperation. So we’ve got Erin, 35+ years old, with no breasts, sitting next to a cardboard cutout of Jessica Rabbit that Mike has for some bizarre reason that we should perhaps not think about. It’s not a favourable comparison…. Read more3 BAD NES Games from RARE – Erin Plays
I was living in this shared house with a Polish guy, a South African couple, an Australian guy, and his German wife. After maybe a year of living there or a year and a half, I got a job as… Read moreAutobiography Grand Finale
