https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhn3Ksz_-Yk
0:00 – Just look at this. Come on. She’s doing this on purpose. “How unattractive can I make myself look and still get comments about how hot I am?” It’s not a bad sociological experiment, actually.
“What’s up nerds? It’s yo girl Lady Pelvic of Pelvic Gaming.”
And then she insults the audience. Nevertheless, people will still leave comments about how hot she is.
It’s an unattractive woman, dressed up as a clown, insulting the audience. She’s being as off-putting as she can possibly be. This has to be intentional. I’m all for it. I can’t wait to read these ass-licking comments.
She also has “Written by Lady Pelvic” on the screen. She wouldn’t want somebody else to take credit for this brilliance.
But the script editor is Kai. That’s interesting. She actually had somebody edit the script? Well, whatever. Some horny nerd was trying to score points with her. “Hey, do you need help editing your scripts? I’m a professional Youtube script editor.”
Oh god. This is brutal. I’m not even a minute in and I think I’m going to have to give up. Pelvic Gamer is trying to be “funny”. It’s not funny. It’s really, really off-putting. Kai should have edited all of this shit out.
4:45 – She says that she first played Chrono Trigger three years ago. And she acknowledges that this calls into her question her credentials as a fan of JRPGs.
I mean, whatever. It was before her time and even if she did only get into JRPGs within the past three years, I say that she’s genuine. It’s not an Erin Plays situation where she only plays video games on stream, for money. Pelvic Gamer at least seems to play games in her spare time. Even if it is only for “content”, which I don’t know if it is or isn’t, that’s still more than Erin is doing.
I don’t even like JRPGs but I still played this probably 20 years ago on an emulator.
9:15 – Pelvic Gamer starts taking her top off and says, “Anything for views”.
Oh god no. Come on. It was only on screen for a second but I did not need to see this.
It’s just crazy. Who’s jerking off to this woman with the cyan lipstick?
Let me see her Patreon.
https://www.patreon.com/PelvicGaming
She’s getting $412/month. 22 people are giving her $10/month and getting “sexy” postcards as a “reward”.
I don’t understand who’s giving money to any of these people. I read a comment once like, “Why wouldn’t I give it to them? I enjoy the content. $5 a month? That’s just a sandwich.”
Yeah, I know $5/month isn’t much money. But I’d rather have the sandwich. You’re flushing your money down the toilet by giving it to these “Youtubers”.
I worked with a woman who gave a lot of money to various charities every month. They’d hit her up on the streets and she’d give these buffoons her credit card information. “It’s just like £30/month”. Yeah. Wouldn’t you rather have the £30, though? You’re going to give money to every hobo who has their hand out?
“Oh, these kids are selling chocolate to raise money for their Little League team. I’ll have to buy some. Oh this guy wants to save puppies from dying. I’ll give him my credit card details. Oh this woman wants me to switch energy providers. I’ll go do that. Oh, this homeless person wants to buy meth. I hope this helps. Oh, this Youtuber doesn’t want to work for a living. Here you go, little friend.”
Fuck off. I’ll keep my money.
12:30 – “This video is for gamers with a warrior’s mentality, who thrive under pressure, who embody the character trope that’s usually prevalent in manga, you know, seeking a worthy opponent to test their mettle against. I welcome all challengers. I’m undefeated. I’m the motherfucking king of all gamers. Blah blah blah blah suck my dick.”
Nice editing, Kai. This entire insane, unfunny, vulgar, nonsensical “rant” should have been removed.
Oh, I see that Pelvic Gamer has an Amazon wish list. Here’s my idea: get a job. Then you can get whatever you want. You don’t have to wait for some awkward virgin to buy you stuff.
Oh god. Instagram? Are you kidding me.
Holy shit. This is one homely woman. That’s the only way to put it. And I don’t comment on people’s appearance but this woman presents herself as a sex symbol so it’s fair game. It’s unbelievable.
Top comment is Pelvic Gamer begging you to join her Patreon. It’s only one dollar! I’d rather wipe my ass with that dollar and flush it down the toilet.
– “Dont take a body shot of yourself on your video if you want people to take your videos seriously”
Lady Pelvic replies, “It’s my back I need you to calm down.”
I agree that there was nothing remotely sexy about that two second video but it was clearly meant to titillate. That’s all she does. Her entire persona is based around making horny, awkward losers become sexually excited and give her money.
I don’t care about being taken seriously. None of these “Youtubers” have any self-respect. They’re out there fucking begging for money every day. Humiliating themselves day in and day out for peanuts.
But for Pelvic Gamer to suggest that she’s not using her “sex appeal” (it feels awful even saying that in relation to Pelvic Gamer) to make money is totally disingenuous. That’s ALL she does.
– “You have beautiful hair”
I wonder what she would have to do to her hair to NOT get these comments. Because look at this shit. It’s about as unflattering as hair can possible get.
– “Absolutely love your content. I am also a self-proclaimed “JRPG Dicksucker” and when you used that phrase a couple videos ago, I knew I had found my people <3″
It’s nice when two vulgar, brainless, scumbags find each other.
– “Loving the hair today! Boom!”
Madness.
Have you considered having sex with men yet?
If it's a choice between Pelvic Gamer and men, I'd have to go with men.Fortunately, that's not the choice. There are plenty of semi-attractive, pleasant, women out there who have jobs.