https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NJ8gTa4ZoA
(This is a vintage Destiny Fomo review that I’m re-uploading)
She said in a previous video that she was going to do a Kmart and Target try on haul. I was looking forward to that. But instead we get Forever 21. I never heard of this place. Let me look it up…a bunch of controversies that I don’t want to get into but basically it’s a store that sells cheap clothes made by slaves and they recently filed for bankruptcy.
0:00 – “It is the first Monday of the month which means it is time for another try on haul”.
So she’s going to do this on a schedule now? That seems a bad idea to announce it like this. Just do it on a schedule for a while, make sure that you can actually keep to it, and then announce that it’s a regularly scheduled feature.
“I let you know in my last update video that try on hauls are going to be done here once a month because you guys keep asking for it.”
Don’t blame the viewer. You’re doing this because you’re trying to get views.
But you know what else I’ve seen the viewers asking for? Videos about video games. How about that crazy idea?
0:15 – Then she shows her 100,000 subscriber award that she got from Youtube. According to Wikipedia, “Each channel is reviewed before an award is issued, to ensure that the channel follows the YouTube community guidelines.” Nothing seemed suspicious about this channel? She got 100,000 subscribers really quickly, her content is softcore porn, and there’s a lot of shady doings.
“My way to thank you is to give you a little extra in this video. Some people think I’m extra because I wear a little makeup and you see a little cleavage but you haven’t seen anything yet.””
That’s her mentality. This is kind of weird to say but, Madam Fomo, I do not want to see your boobs. Put them away. I don’t give a shit about them. Your boobs are not a reward for me. Give me some fucking halfway decent content. That would be a reward.
This is a stupid example but I’m reminded of early to mid-90s professional wrestling. I was a kid at the time so enjoyed this shit. You had the WWF and WCW. I’d tune in every week to see D’Lo Brown, Norman Smiley, Jacqueline. Oh wait. It’s no longer Black History Month.
But I’d watch this shit and then I noticed WWF (or maybe it was WWE at the time) getting really, really desperate. So they started doing raunchy shit. You had the Godfather with his “hos”, for example. And Val Venis. And “wrestlers” with giant tits doing bra and panties matches and shit like this.
So I stopped watching that shit. I started watching WCW instead. I mean, I liked giant tits but I tuned in to watch wrestling. If I wanted to watch porn, I’d watch the scrambled Spice channel. Then WCW got desperate and started doing sleazy shit too so I gave up on wrestling entirely. This is around the time when just about everyone on earth gave up on wrestling. Maybe for similar reasons.
Same thing with Madam Fomo. I still like breasts but if I’m looking for that, I’ll go to Pornhub. I’m on Youtube because I want to watch videos about, for example, video games. There’s a distinction. When I want to look at porn, I’ll look at porn. When I want to watch videos about video games, I’ll watch videos about video games. There’s never a time when I want to watch both at once.
0:30 – Some low cut top with a lot of side boob showing. She calls this a “body suit”. Nobody on earth is going to wear this in public but I don’t even think that she’s pretending that she’s modeling outfit ideas for women any more. This is just straight up pornography for losers who can’t find PornHub. Maybe they can’t get around the child lock on their computer.
1:15 – “I have no idea where I would wear this.”
The brothel. That’s the only place where this would be acceptable.
Then she walks left to right a few times so you can see her side boobs.
This just goes on. By the way, the video is ten minutes and one second. I think that’s something to do with monetisation. The video has to be over 10 minutes.
2:00 – Some black dress. Then she puts a jean jacket on. “This is something that I would wear to the movies”. She’s used this example before. I don’t know why but it seems odd to me. Maybe she’s just a regular cinemagoer.
3:00 – Another black dress. She says that it’s a different dress. That’s the only reason why I’m saying it’s a different dress. It looks the same.
Again, it just goes on WAAAAAAAY too long. She stops talking and then it’s just her doing stupid poses while this same royalty free music that she uses in all of her videos plays. She’s trying to get to the 10 minute mark.
4:45 – Another black dress. Again, I think it’s the same fucking dress three times but she says that they’re different.
6:00 – A grey dress.
Then she shows her jean jacket again. And her shoes again. The same shoes that she’s worn for all of these outfits. You know, for somebody who makes a living dressing up and doing stuff with guys for money, she doesn’t seem to have much of a wardrobe.
7:00 – I don’t know. Crop top? That might be too generous. Between a sports bra and a crop top.
7:30 – “I feel like it gives it more of that Selena look”.
It’s an interesting reference. Madam Fomo was probably a toddler when Selena died. And…Selena was not popular with black Americans. Madam Fomo is a black American, right? But Selena was popular with Hispanic Americans.
7:45 – Some…I don’t know…light purple…umm…outfit. Shirt and trousers. Oh, I guess it goes without saying that all of these outfits showed a lot of cleavage.
“This isn’t something that I would see myself wearing to the gym”.
Well, no shit. None of these outfits are things that anyone would wear in public.
9:00 – LOUD tacked on outro. Way to adjust your sound settings, Madam Fomo.
Then her royalty free music plays for the last 60 seconds with just her logo on screen. She was REALLY desperate to reach the ten minute mark.
This was fucking shit. Her worst try on haul ever. And that’s saying something.
Here’s another try on haul video that was in the “related videos” section:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRCHQxewcV0
Some really, really dumb woman. Or maybe she’s just pretending. But if she is pretending, it’s not doing much for feminism.
I’d call her a butterface but the body work for me either. But this is a woman who’s trying to be “sexy”, she’s wearing a lot of makeup, I suspect that she’s had cosmetic surgery, she’s doing shit with her hair, and she’s trying on little outfits. Dudes are apparently jerking off to this.
It’s a pretty big step down from Madam Fomo’s videos. This woman is just holding a camera and filming a mirror. Talk about no effort. She also shows some lingerie and, just like Madam Fomo, suggests that you can wear this to some place fancy. Where the fuck are these people going wearing lingerie?
Anyway, nobody is watching this shit. This woman has 230,000 subscribers but only 37,000 views. That seems pretty low to me. It’s a woman prancing around in lingerie. People don’t want to fucking watch that. I sure as fuck don’t.
Same with Madam Fomo. Her Valentine’s Day try on haul got over 100,000 views but she was in lingerie in the thumbnail. In her earlier try on haul (the first one?) she’s at 63,000 views. That’s only like twice as many as her normal videos.
I see that she has a new banner. She promises new videos every Monday. Again, she should just do it and not advertise. She’s not going to be able to stick to this. She’s surely swamped with work from her new job at the comic book company. She has to write that script and she has deadlines and a demanding boss. It’s not all fun and games down at the comic book company. You have to put the work in. And as a contracted worker, it’s not 9:00 to 5:00. You don’t leave the office until the job is done. And then coming home with that rough New York City commute. Taking the subway. It’s all crowded and hot. Then you come home, all sweaty, and you have to take a shower because now it’s time for your night job. You don’t want to do it but your “daddy” is there and he’s not too happy.
So to fit Youtube videos into all of that…she has a full plate. Where does she find the time? So don’t stress about getting a video out every Monday. You have other obligations, Madam Fomo.
Comments are trash but here’s a guy with the name ” DBD HOOKING IS ILLEGAL”. I don’t know what that means. I only read the last three words at first and thought it was amusing in the context.
– “So what is the celebration going to be for 100k? How aboit this, Mastro’s or Morton’s?….Let me know Destiny…”
Yo, I’m from New York too. How’s about yous come to Mastro’s with me? Best pasta fazool on the West Side. Just like mama used to make. Actually, I still live with my mother and she cooks for me andd cleans my clothes. Heeeeey.
– “When do we see the Destiny Fomo lingerie haul?”
Madam Fomo says, ” 250k hahahah lol lol”
It doesn’t even make sense. She’s already shown lingerie. But…at 250,000 she’s going to show more lingerie?
It’s not even that I want video game content. I don’t want video game content. She’s going to do a shit job of it. But I want to see interesting videos. Take the camera out and film the exciting night life of New York City. Something. Not this fucking dull as fuck “try on haul” shit. You have breasts. Congratulations. Can we see something interesting?
– “Are you going to flash us for 1mil subs lol”
Madam Fomo says, “nope lol”
Ummm…what? She was advertising her “private Snapchat” in a previous video and talking about how she’s considering starting an OnlyFans. Is that video still up? Yeah. Maybe she just means that she won’t do it on Youtube.
Anyway, absolute shit comments and she replies to every fucking one of them. Talk about your desperation. And then inevitably these horndogs come back and reply to her reply. She never replies a second time.