https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1343357671160864769
“This commercial and song will live in my head rent free FOREVER.”
And it’s some local commercial from “the 90s”.
Hey guys! Remember local commercials?
No. Well, not that one. I didn’t live in “SoCal”. I don’t know how widely that commercial was aired but I certainly never saw it.
Who’s being entertained by this? Showing local commercials by used car dealerships and whatnot. If you’re from the area, MAYBE. “Oh, I remember that commercial! Radical!”
By the way, a lot of her horndog fans say “rad” for some bizarre reason. They’re trying to be like from the 1980s but…I’m pretty sure that nobody in real life ever said “rad”. It’s a Hollywood invention.
But are there many people from “SoCal” who go to her Twitter? So…I mean…they don’t remember this fucking commercial. They’ve never seen it before. It holds no *nostalgia* for them. So…it’s just a shitty commercial.
Anyway, speaking of the 1980s, she also re-tweeted this one about malls:
https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1343390330901692419
Hey guys! Remember 1980s malls?
Well, no. I was like 11 years old in 1989 and didn’t often go to malls.
Erin is ten years younger than me. How can she possibly remember 1980s malls?
Why doesn’t she do *nostalgia* posts on things that she actually experienced?
I have absolutely no *nostalgia* for the 1980s. I was too young to do anything that people associate with the 1980s. I wasn’t listening to the Pet Shop Boys or going to the cinema to see Wall Street or hanging out at the arcades or watching MASH or jerking off to Jane Fonda workout tapes or wearing acid wash jeans or taking part in Hands Across America or any of this. It’s before my time.
I don’t have any fucking idea who shot JR. I don’t even know what show that was from.
I never saw anybody breakdancing on a piece of cardboard.
I have no idea who Bjorn Borg is.
The only 1980s *nostalgia* I have is for children’s shit. Cartoons. Toys. Shit like this. Because that’s all that I experienced.
I have *nostalgia* for the 1990s because that’s when I was old enough to do shit.
It should be exactly the same for Erin but advance the years by ten. So she should have childhood *nostalgia* for the 1990s (Hey guys! Remember Rugrats and Tamagotchi?) and more adult *nostalgia* for the 2000s (music, films, fashion).
But no, she’s *nostalgic* for the 1980s, when she didn’t even fucking exist, and the 1990s, when she was pooping her pants and getting beat up on the playground for still pooping her pants as a 10 year old.
What’s wrong with 2000s *nostalgia*? Why is she so opposed to talking about these things that she actually experienced? It’s just bizarre.
Let me Google 2000s *nostalgia*.
Y2K. Dawson’s Creek. Raves. Lord of the Rings. Christina Aguilera. 9/11.
This is what she was fucking seeing from the ages of 12 to 22. This is genuine. “Hey guys! Remember 8 track tapes?” No. That’s fucking fake. This fake, bullshit *nostalgia*.
And if you’re going to be *nostalgic* for things that happened before you’re born, the door is wide open. Why pick the 1980s? You can pick any decade. Be *nostalgic* for the 1920s. “Hey guys! Remember Anna May Wong? What a hot piece of ass she was!” It would make just as much sense as Erin being *nostalgic* for the 1980s.