https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8ZUR2De15s
It’s finally here. After months of hype and no videos except for the odd Oculus Rift commercial, it’s the grand premiere of Bobdunga’s “documentary”: The Girl Games of Lost Media. The thumbnail has pictures of Mean Girls and Clueless Nintendo DS games. I don’t have high hopes but let’s give it a chance. It’s an hour and fifteen minutes…
0:30 – She’s talking about…I don’t even know. I’m already lost. Something about Saturday morning television. And she says, “It brings you nostalgia”. It’s just so annoying. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe everybody else is using the word “nostalgia” correctly and I’m the idiot for thinking that it’s not right. But “brings you nostalgia”? No. It’s wrong.
“Nostalgic feelings”. I’d be down with that. Or “feelings of nostalgia”. That’s right. Am I crazy? Why are people constantly misusing the word “nostalgia”?
4:30 – Pink keyboard and pink Nintendo DS. Because she’s a girl!
Why don’t guys do this? I mean with blue. Blue is the most masculine colour, right? There’s nobody on earth hoarding all of the blue consumer goods to announce to the world that he’s a man.
This “documentary” is not good, by the way. I hate to say that. But we all knew that this would be the case. I’m at six minutes and it’s been all padding so far.
I’m at eight minutes. I have to take a break.
There’s just sooooooooooooooooooooo much stock footage. I hate this shit. Youtube is full of lazy bastards who do this.
11:00 – She pronounces “clique” as “cleek”. There were a few other odd pronunciations earlier in the video too. I didn’t mention them. I assume that it’s how things are pronounced in Canada.
Anyway, let’s try to get through this. She’s finally talking about the fucking subject of the video.
11:45 – She has some of her friends or at least Youtube “friends” act as narrator for some message board comments. And they’re intentionally making the people sound like idiots. It’s like as a child when you would imitate your sibling or whoever when you were mad at them. “This is you…duh duh I’m an idiot” said in a stupid voice. This is the level that this “documentary” is at.
And oddly, they use a stereotypical New York accent for a guy who is clearly Canadian (he talks about “loonies”). And somebody with “from Leipzig” in their name is read in some valley girl accent.
This is how “Youtubers”, I’m obviously including Bobdunga, view the public: brainless, zombie masses.
12:45 – They’re reading another comment, and they add the word “yo” in the beginning to make this guy sound even more unintelligent. And it’s this same guy doing the Italian-American New York accent even though the guy has a username that suggests that he’s Hispanic.
By the way, I’m reading the description and apparently Pokimane appears in this video as Cher. Bobdunga re-tweets LOADS of stuff by this woman. Maybe Bobdunga is a lesbian now. I really don’t think that Pokimane will be interested, though. I mean, come on. You have to find somebody in your league.
Oh, JOHN RIGGS also supplies his voice acting “talents”. That’s fantastic.
“Pam” as well. I don’t know if that’s CannotBeEntertaining or not. She doesn’t link to anyone’s channels, except for Pokimane.
This has been done to death. Get a bunch of loser “Youtubers” to voice your shit. It’s just a way to promote each other. Mutual masturbation. But nobody gives a fuck. Who’s getting excited over John Riggs voicing somebody in your stupid little video?
14:00 – Chapter 3 is entitled “That’s so Fetch”. I think that she used this expression earlier in the video. I couldn’t understand what she was saying. Maybe this chapter will elucidate things. Like what “fetch” means in this context.
18:30 – More mocking of the people who left comments on message boards. It’s distasteful in the extreme. Does anybody find this funny? It’s some shitty “Youtubers”, who think that they’re above the common man, mocking you. Like “Youtubers” are anyone.
“Oh yeah! I like being insulted! Give it to me, some ‘Youtuber’ who I never heard of before! You make $5,000/year! You’re a big superstar celebrity!”
20:15 – They have mocking images of the people who wrote these messages and there’s a reference to somebody named Paolo. She uses a picture of what I initially thought was a woman but from reading the comments, it’s Prince.
God. You know what? I don’t want to watch this shit any more. Fuck Bobdunga and fuck these loser “Youtubers” doing the voices.
Fucking ridiculous. Try not to insult your audience the next time you make a “documentary”.