https://www.rbth.com/lifestyle/327822-5-female-russian-streamers
About two months ago, I registered my site with a bunch of search engines including Yanex, the biggest Russian search engine. Now I’m getting relatively big numbers of views from Russia. I’m getting more views from Russia than any other country except the US. Russia can’t get enough of the GamerGrrls blog.
To appeal to this new audience, I DuckDuckGo’d “russian female twitch” or something and I found an article from Russia Beyond, which is a state owned English language news site. It’s been described as “propaganda” by some Western journalists who nobody has ever heard of before.
You can make up your own mind. The link is above.
They list five Russian gamer grrls to keep an eye out for. Let’s check it out.
First up is Alina Rin. 360,000 subscribers.
https://www.youtube.com/c/AlinaRin/videos
According to the article, she’s a surfer, a mountain climber, a musician, and a model. Uh huh. Propaganda you say? No, she’s just a very busy woman. Good for her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg1ePVQ5FQI
RESIDENT EVIL: VILLAGE – БОЛЬШАЯ МАМА ЖДЕТ
Ummm….it’s in Russian but you don’t need to speak the language to appreciate the video. It’s a woman with huge tits, wearing a stupid little costume, and screaming a lot. If that’s your thing, check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWFFERhHi64
PlayStation 5 – РАСПАКОВКА И ВПЕЧАТЛЕНИЯ!
She reviews the PS5 while wearing some kind of leather or PVC outfit. And screams a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxWukd3ATcY
GTA: VICE CITY ФИНАЛ
She plays Vice City while cosplaying as an American from the 1980s.
Here’s what her videos are, as far as I can tell. She plays a video game while cosplaying as something related to the game that she’s playing. And she streams for many hours. Up to ten hours. It’s fucking dog shit.
I don’t know what she’s saying but I assume that it’s not worth learning Russian over. There seem to be “comedy” elements but I suspect that it’s going to be some of that “female comedy” that, frankly, is shit the world over. Russian language “female comedy” has to be at least as bad as the English level counterpart. At least that’s my view. I don’t know. Maybe Russian comedy, even the female variety, is really good. I mean, Yakov Smirnoff was as funny as cancer but I suppose that he was Ukrainian.
Next gamer grrl is…ummm…this one: СТРИМЕРША КАРИНА. Her subscriber numbers are hidden but the article says that she has over a million.
Lives with her mother in Italy. Known for her use of profanity. People on Russian TV criticise her crass behaviour but she seems to enjoy it. Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUMriPgp-M8
МОЙ НОВЫЙ ПАРЕНЬ
She’s reviewing a computer, I think. Seems to be an advertisement. But there’s an extended “comedy” scene where she’s on a swing set with a box and it’s just an excuse to show her ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcgH4ELakRc
НЕ ОЧЕНЬ ВЕЛИКАЯ РОССИЯ – КАРИНА
Thumbnail focuses on her ass.
Video starts with her walking while wearing a little outfit.
A LOT of ass shots.
I don’t know what this is. A travelogue or a video about history but mostly it’s about her ass.
And the video quality of these videos is not something that a single person could do. There’s obviously a whole team of people working on this shit. Maybe the Russian state. Maybe this is some kind of propaganda. “Just keep showing this woman’s ass and we’ll somehow infiltrate…something.”
But this is supposed to be about games, right? Where are the videos about video games?
Oh, here’s another video of her ass. In a swimsuit this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WCVp4nb_ks
Oh, finally something for the boob lovers. Fuck that gay ass shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84CzccgLhjk
Still looking for video game content, by the way.
Wait a minute. I just realised that these are all old videos. The videos I’m looking at now are from five years ago and her most recent video is from a year ago.
Yeah, this isn’t any “gaming” channel. She’s just showing her ass for fuck’s sake.
Next up, we have Olga Sakson.
https://www.youtube.com/c/Olyashaa/videos
360,000 subscribers. The article says that she plays Hearthstone, whatever that is, “But her fame is not about mind-blowing battles – her fans just love the way she is”. Oh. So she sucks at video games but people watch anyway because it’s a middling attractive woman. I get it. We have Erin Plays.
Her last video is from 2 months ago but in the past two years, she only uploaded three videos. Maybe she deleted a bunch of stuff.
She’s on Twitch, though. Last video was 10 hours ago. It was a “just chatting” stream.
https://www.twitch.tv/olyashaa
She also streams video games.
Yeah, that’s all trash.
Finally (there are five but one of these women isn’t on Youtube at all so fuck her) there’s Vika Karter.
https://www.youtube.com/c/VikaKarter/videos
She’s making the “O” face in a lot of these videos. I get it. We have Retro Ali for that shit.
Sims 4. Pokemon. Fuck off. I don’t even want to click that shit. Among Us. She’s not breaking any new ground with this shit. The usual shitty games that women play. Where’s Animal Crossing? Oh, look. I found it already. Fucking Minecraft too.
Let’s just click one and get it over with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-BESqjcDMU
МОЙ ПАРЕНЬ КАЧОК | THE SIMS 4
Batista or somebody is in the thumbnail. No idea what he has to do with The Sims.
Oh, it starts with a “comedy segment”. She’s eating something and then some guy pulls the plate away and says, “Stop eating, you fat bitch and go get a job.” Or something. It’s in Russian so I’m just guessing.
She’s some green haired freak covered in tattoos and piercings to try to disguise the fact that she’s unattractive. “I’m not ugly, I’m a goth.” Okay.
Then, I don’t know, she plays The Sims while this guy watches. I think that she injects a lot of “female comedy” into this. Can anyone translate? Is it actually funny? I’d be astonished if it is.
The article says that this woman “Sometimes asks people to donate money so she can enjoy things like holidays in St. Petersburg”. Yeah. It’s the same everywhere. Ugly, untalented, unemployed women taking advantage of horny, mentally retarded men.
The article ends with, “You can decide for yourself if you like Russian women or not”. Interesting comment. Well…generally, Russian women are probably alright. They’re probably pretty sound and moral people.
But these particular Russian women are all giant scumbags. Unemployed parasites. Preying on the vulnerable. Contributing nothing to society. Marx had a name for these people: lumpenproletariat.
The article continues, “Or maybe you’d like to know what’s special about Russian men?”
The men watching these videos are certainly “special”. Who’s the Russian Games & Movies? “я хочу обнять алину! объятия!”