The BEST Toy Store in the WORLD! – John Riggs

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ0751VB3dc

John Riggs is out with the ladies again.  Well, one lady.  And her husband.  And some other guy who I don’t know.

This is the world-famous Zap of ZapTV fame.  She has 2,000 subscribers on Youtube.  You might remember her from this recent review:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/07/sege-2021-so-we-did-thinga-panel-women.html

She’s a horrible person and has Crystal Quin Syndrome (an ugly woman who keeps talking about how hot she is).  She was at some nerd convention with three other women and she kept talking and clapping while they were talking.  She wanted the attention constantly on herself.  It was absolutely shameful behaviour and she should apologise profusely to those women.

So here’s John Riggs with her.  Where are the other three women who were at this panel?  Well, they were fat chicks.  And a hot stud like John Riggs doesn’t go in for fat chicks.

One of these women was JLuv81 and John Riggs has actually spoken about her before.  He put her on his 10 Ten Hottest Babes of the Internet list.   I reviewed that video but unfortunately, it’s lost to the ages.  Here’s the video, though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NepOcDcPU4

He licks all of these women’s asses (merely proverbially, much to the chagrin of John Riggs) except for JLuv81, who’s the only fat chick on his list.  

You can hear all of his comments at the 6:00 mark but here’s an example: “The first time I found out about her was she won one of my contests a few years ago and then I found out that she had a channel, I checked out her channel, and I was like, ‘Oh, actually this channel is…it’s just fine.”

Compare that to how he talks about the other women.  Complete scumbag.

He also says that he met her before.  So why isn’t she with him at this toy store?  She was at the same nerd convention as John Riggs and Zap.  Indeed, she was on the same panel as Zap.  And you just know that John Riggs was at the “female empowerment” talk.  

Maybe JLuv81 doesn’t want to hang out with this creep.  Or maybe JLuv81 and the other two women who were on this panel want nothing to do with Zap after her atrocious behaviour at the panel.  Or both of those things.

So John Riggs is there with this women who is quoted as saying, “People tell me, ‘You’re too pretty to be an influencer.'”.

THIS WOMAN:

Too hot to be an “influencer”.  Are you out of your fucking mind?  She’s a 3.  At best.  Out of 100.

0:30 – John Riggs asks the guy next to him a question and then watch what he does.  He sets the camera so that both this guy who’s talking and the super hot “Zap” are in frame.  He actually adjusts the camera to make sure that Zap is in frame.  But he makes sure NOT to put Zap’s husband in frame.

Why do we need to see Zap?  The only one talking is the nerd to John Riggs’ immediate left.  Because John Riggs is going to jerk off to this video later.

1:00 – Then he asks Zap a question and pans the camera down so that we can see her tits.  Unbelievable.  

Is this even a shop?  Everything is behind cases.  This looks like a museum.  The only place I’ve seen something like this is in Amsterdam with the weed shops.  They put all the bongs and whatnot behind glass cases.  There was a small selection of brownies out in the open, though.

11:45 – Zap is looking  at a Flintstones “etched glass”.  Earlier in the video, she described herself as a Flintstones “etched glass” expert.  

Zap: I think that this is a 1982 (inaudible Ebonics)

John: (incredulous) 82?

Zap: No, no, no, no.  It’s a 1964!

Holy shit.  She’s looking at the date that’s in giant letters on the glass.  This is a drink glass from Hardee’s, by the way.  Hardee’s is a restaurant, if you’re unaware.

First of all, no glass will print the manufacture date in giant letters like that.

Secondly, the glass also says “First 30 years.”  

This is a commemorative glass from the hamburger chain celebrating 30 glorious years of Bam Bam.  It says so right on the glass.  Bam Bam was introduced in 1964.  Super Flintstones and etched glass fan Zap didn’t know that.  She couldn’t even fucking read it on the glass.

Why did she think it was from 1982?  She was looking at it like she’s some kind of an expert on the Antiques Roadshow.  “I’d date this piece to 1982 and I’d put an insurance value on it of $10.”

Unbelievable.  Let me look this fucking Flintstones glass up.  

Oh.  You can get the entire four glass set on Ebay for $20.  They’re from 1991.  The Flintstones came out in 1960 and these glasses commemorate various Flintstones milestones so they have different dates on them.  But it’s about the show’s 30 year anniversary.  I guess that Hardees couldn’t release these in time so it’s maybe the 31st anniversary when they released them.

It’s worthless trash.  Maybe in another 30 years they’ll double in value: ten bucks each.

So John Riggs doesn’t say anything for a while.  He knows full well that this glass is not from 1964.  HE CAN JUST READ THE GLASS TO KNOW THAT.  But he doesn’t want to correct her because he’s trying to have sex with this woman.  He doesn’t want to embarrass her.

12:15 – Then fat fuck John Riggs buys some Star Trek cereal.  

12:30 – Good shot of John Riggs’…can you even call it a bald spot?  He’s completely bald?  Why doesn’t he do something with his hair?

You don’t have to shave it.  But keep it short.  Invest in some clippers and do a 4 all over.  Make it look neat.  

What exactly is he going for with this long hair?  Comedian Gallagher?  This is why Gallagher usually wore a hat.  Well,  I suppose that John Riggs usually wears a hat too.   But no.  It doesn’t fucking work.  You don’t look like some rock and roll hero.  You look like some old, drugged out hobo on the street.  

The comment section is all horny women who want to have sex with John Riggs.  Not really.

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