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I’m declaring it dead. It’s been nearly six weeks since the last episode. And she seems to have gone back to her old format of making short videos about video games. With her fat tits out. She also seems to try to incorporate Mr Wright Way II in the videos.
But the long-form podcasts are done. And we were only a few episodes into “season 2”. What happened? Did the network pull the plug? Are they going to burn the rest of the episodes off during the summer rerun period?
What a kick in the teeth for all of us loyal Reset n’ (sic) Zap Podcast fans. It was me and…that creepy Mexican guy and…a couple of horny black guys who live with their mothers. I was just getting used to the new set. There was a rotary phone. What more do you want?
138 views on what is apparently the series finale. The world just wasn’t ready for it. Maybe one day when people are looking for two complete personality black holes talking about nothing while loud music plays, the podcast will see a resurgence.
Maybe it will be like Star Trek. The masses didn’t appreciate it during its original run but the diehard fans kept it alive. And now there’s a whole Star Trek industry.
It might take 30 years but hopefully I’m alive to see the resurgence of the Zap & Mr Wright Way II podcast. Perhaps by then it will be Zap & Mr Wright Way XVI.
In all seriousness, absolutely rock bottom, abysmal podcast. And the numbers back me up. She’s weird. He’s a loser. And neither of them have anything to say.
That last podcast where she asked, “What are the challenges you face within your niche?” was so unbelievably bad that it defies explanation.
She’s there with her husband. This guy that she barely knows but she got married to him. Okay. He’s a black man. So he passes the Zap test. Fine.
Couldn’t she come up with something more interesting to ask him? IT’S YOUR HUSBAND. “What are the challenges you face within your niche”?!?! Really?
She’s not interested in getting to know more about him on an intimate level? What are his hopes and dreams and fears and worries? What was his family like? Does he have any views on spirituality?
Maybe it’s just how people are. They don’t give a fuck about anyone.
I went out with a woman who was 47 years old when I was like 30. And she said, “So how was your day?” And it blew me away. Nobody’s ever asked that. But this woman knew how to have a conversation. She knew how to take an interest in somebody.
Maybe it’s a generational thing. And this woman was half-black or…I don’t know. Maybe a quarter black. She considered herself Jamaican but if it weren’t for the curly hair, you would just assume that she’s Italian or something. She was a real smokeshow, as Kris Glavin would say. I’d look her up but she must be in her 60s now.
She was really complimentary. Really took an interest in my work and what I wanted to do. She made an effort. She made an effort to get to know me and make me feel good about myself.
Sure, she was just a horny old broad. But whatever the motivation, this is what relationships should be about. If you’re asking your husband, “What are the challenges you face within your niche?”, you don’t understand what relationships are about.
I’ll tell you another terrible podcast. Every Friday with Dan and Olivia.
The podcast ended years ago. It had that annoying woman who played Karen on The Wonder Years and some guy. Some real asslicking guy.
It used to be on that woman’s website but it’s long gone. It was awful. She wasn’t even there for half of the episodes. What was she doing? Probably getting fucked in the ass. But this guy Dan would still release a podcast anyway.
Then they started to realise how ridiculous this is to release a podcast where the main draw of the podcast isn’t there and it’s just this guy talking to himself. So “Every Friday” became every other Friday. And then one Friday a month. And then they just stopped doing it entirely.
They never talked about anything remotely interesting. It was just the minutia of this woman’s privileged life.
Another terrible podcast was The Genius Cast with Lanny Poffo. Lanny Poffo, as the genius, was possibly my favourite wrestler of all time. But his co-host was unbelievably bad. This guy was regularly apologising to the listener, he was so bad. He kept imploring you to give him a chance because he was new to podcasting.
Dude, you’re with Lanny Poffo. Get it together. Or why didn’t Lanny find somebody competent? Probably because this guy was a lot cheaper and Lanny is a Jew who doesn’t like to spend money. So the podcast suffered greatly as a result. Then it ended quickly.
A real waste. He died a couple of years ago.
Mike Tyson also had a horrendous podcast before he started doing Hot Boxing or whatever it is. Even Hot Boxing really fell off of a cliff after that drug addict football player co-host was fired. It was unwatchable after he left.
But before all of this, Mike Tyson had some other podcast. It had the word “ear” in it, I think. He some Jew co-host who must have regularly mentioned being Jewish because how else would I know that he was Jewish? It was audio-only.
Anyway, there’s a long history of terrible podcasts but I think that Reset n’ Zap has a special place. If there’s ever a Hall of Fame for terrible podcasts, I’d like to see them inducted.
I’d like to hear why The Genius is your favorite wrestler. At least in WWE he was barely used, I have no idea what else he did. To me, he didn’t make enough impact to rank on my favs list. As for podcasts that die, a tree falling in the woods is the best way to sum it up.
I don’t know. I was in grade school. I never saw the pay-per-views so it would have been just whatever he was doing on WWF Superstars. I guess that the poetry was a factor. I don’t know what appealed at the time.
I don’t think that I noticed his effeminite behaviour. But watching his matches now, his stuff holds up. He was athletic. He had a good gimmick. And he wrote all of those poems himself.
The gimmick was great and he was good at it. He just didn’t have much exposure as i remember. I thought he was always on injury because he rarely wrestled. It seems a lot of his matches were not on tv.