What in the blue hell is this? Bitch Duo, somebody who is always in Mike’s streams every time that Mike needs somebody to do the bitch work for him in multiplayer games, somebody who designed all of the emotes for Mike and Erin (for free, I assume) has made this abortion of a tv…border thing for the game.
WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT THIS? WHY MAKE THE SCREEN ANY SMALLER THAN IT ALREADY IS?
For fucking this? This stupid fucking tv screen?
It’s like in those games that give you the option to have a border around the screen. I can’t think of any examples. I think that re-releases of old arcade games sometimes do this. Does anybody actually opt for the border, though?
This is fucking idiotic. Idiotic idea number ten billion for Erin. She seemingly gets everything wrong.
I’m already watching in a window. And she has to make the screen smaller to fit her fucking giant webcam footage so that Shishi and the gang can jerk off to this. And now on top of all of that, there’s this fucking idiotic tv screen border. I’m looking at a fucking postage stamp sized gameplay screen now.
What a complete and fucking moron. Without even starting the video, I’ve got paragraphs about what a fucking retard Erin is. Let’s make the game as difficult to see as possible.
So she’s playing Castlevania. She’s played it a few times, on stream, for money, and that’s it. That’s the totality of her Castlevania experience. She’s never played it even once in her spare time. She herself has said this numerous times. And yet we’re expected to believe that Erin is some great “gamer” and she’s all about Castlevania.
0:15 – “So I know the game is smaller but I kind of like it. I don’t know.”
It’s shit and you’re shit. Bitch Duo is also shit. Mike is shit. ShiShi is shit. Joe from Game Sack is shit. John Riggs is shit. This is all shit. You’re a fucking moron.
Let’s make the screen smaller for the sake of being “cute”. Hey guys! Remember CRTs?
Yeah, Erin. I remember. Who gives a shit? Who’s *nostalgic* for shitty picture quality? Boy, I really wish that I had a tv nowadays that I had to wrap tinfoil around the antenna and move it around, and sit in just the right spot, to MAYBE get a picture that isn’t a completely scrambled mess. Then you change the channel and have to go through the whole process all over again. Those were some good times. They should bring that back.
And is Erin even old enough to remember this? I don’t think so. This is more fucking fake *nostalgia*.
There’s a lot of stuff edited out of this video, by the way. I’m a minute in and she’s already edited stuff out twice.
I CAN’T EVEN SEE IT. THIS IS INSANE. WHO WOULD WANT TO WATCH THIS?
1:00 – “Oh, that’s cool, Edward.”
Great commentary, Erin. This is her go-to. “That’s cool”. Because she doesn’t know anything about anything and is a total personality blackhole. Mike thinks that this is going to be a success. Keep promoting this fucking bullshit. When do you think it’s going to take off? When she’s 50? 60?
6:15 – Some guy says that he sold his video game collection and just emulates everything. You want to know what Erin said? You’ll never guess.
“That’s cool.”
Is it? Why is it cool, Erin? You don’t have an opinion on this? Can you expand at all on why you find this so cool? It’s not really a comment that warrants, “That’s cool”, is it? People have opinions on emulation. You might say, “Yeah, I can see that. Collections take up a lot of space and if you can just play everything through emulation, why bother?” Or you could say, “I could never do that. I love my video game collection. It has a lot of sentimental value.”
No. “That’s cool. Moving on. Who else can I say ‘That’s cool’ to?”
Fucking empty-headed fraud bitch.
6:45 – “Thanks for hanging out, Joe.”
Joe from Game Sack, I guess. Well, he finished pretty quickly. Under seven minutes. That’s all he needed. He must have been ready to go. He was warming up with pictures of Newt’s cock.
9:30 – A horntard asks what Erin’s favourite childhood cereal was. Erin says, “When I was a kid, I didn’t like sugary cereals.”
Of course you didn’t, Erin. You were raised as part of some cruel experiment to see what would happen if a child is raised by two parents who refuse to engage with their child at all.
Years ago, I saw or read something about an experiment in the 1960s where a couple tried to raise a chimp like they would a human to see if it would behave like a human. As it turned out, no. It behaved like a chimp. Throwing its faeces and biting people’s faces off and whatnot. So the experiment had to be stopped early.
But no, Erin was raised like that monkey who had a wireframe mother. I’ve talked about this before so you can just check Wikipedia if you don’t get the reference.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Harlow
9:45 – “I was boring and I liked stuff like Wheaties and Honeynut Cheerios.”
Indeed, Erin. BORING AS FUCK. Boring child, boring adolescent, boring adult.
10:45 – Erin says that this fucking horrendous fake tv is using some filter to make it look like it’s curved. “I feel like I’m not going to use this layout because people are like, they just want the gameplay to be as is.”
DO YOU MEAN CLEAR? YES. THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE WANT. FUCK THIS DUMB BULLSHIT. YOU WASTED FUCKING BITCH DUO’S PRECIOUS TIME WITH THIS “CUTE” IDIOCY.
I’m turning this off. I made it to 12:45. It’s boring as fucking shit and I can’t see anything.
- “Heo Erin. This looks fine on my phone. 8-bit graphics dont need to be huge, do they? There is nothing to see. They benefit – as i feel nearly all graphics everywhere do – from being made smaller. Everything looks better and more defined.”
Holy shit. Imagine watching this on a phone. You’d need a magnifying glass. But this fucking jackass is trying to get a date with this. By complimenting her fucking idiotic border.
- “Pennsylvania girll..howdy neighbor”
https://www.youtube.com/@kuruptein/videos
There’s Kuruptein’s channel. This is a woman?
No. He’s not even pretending to be a woman. I thought it was some weird “trans” thing. It’s just a giant nerd who was referring to Erin as a “girl”. You know, this 40 year old “girl”.
I’m not saying that this guy is retarded but there’s definitely something off with him.
Here he is proposing to his girlfriend. I’ll be kind and not mention her weight.
But two real…eugh…two people who perhaps should not be procreating.
And he’s skateboarding and he has braces and he has a child-like fascination with old video games. How old is this guy? There’s something off about all of this.
Anyway, these are Erin’s fans. People who…aren’t quite right all the way up to clear retards.
I love widescreen hdtv. Why would anyone go back to that shit? Old TVs were heavy and shitty. They used a ton of electricity. The picture was fine until you saw an hdtv. I waited forever for them the become affordable. If I could just wallpaper a tv screen to make it as thin and unobtrusive as possible id be even happier. I literally threw my old tv in the garbage. Couldn’t give it away. It didn’t work anyway, the old signal was shut off.
I never had an hdtv. I bought a cheap 15 inch old school tv 20 years ago, it broke about 12 years ago, and I never replaced it. And now with people using Netflix and whatever, tv is somewhat antiquated.
Well I suppose that’s true. My living situation is a bit more permanent. But I’d include laptop and iPad screens in the same category slim and clear
I bought a little “emulator box” years ago so i could play shitty gaaaames. It’s all fucked up looking on an hdtv. You really do need an old CRT if you like to play Castlevania or Jekyll and Hyde…unless it’s some remaster version on steam or something. I bought a 1995 Sony Trinitron for $10 on Craigslist and it worked great with the emulator. But yeah. Other than that- i can’t see a single reason to own a CRT nowadays, obviously. Still really gay to impose the TV graphic for the border of the stream through.
I never had a problem playing old school console games on my computer using, whatever my monitors have been…high definition, let’s say. People talk about the video game waterfalls looking better on CRTs…who cares? I’m not here for waterfalls.
I used to like playing retro games on emulators, like SNES and stuff. And for the life of me, I never understood why anyone would want to use the “scanlines.” When I watch retro box reviews, much effort is made to get the scanlines right. Why? They look awful. But here, awful is a feature.
Yes, this is a really shitty video from our favorite redhead. Two things are missing from this post: one is the god-awful Erin avatar icon in the bottom right of the screen. It seems it was made by a child using MS Paint. And, two, there is an affiliate link for something called Vapor95. Did you see that merch? Unbelievably, it’s worse than Erin’s own merchandise.
Yeah, scanlines are a baffling feature.
I liked the “smoothing” feature. Maybe the pixels rounded. I don’t know if it made things look any better but it was a novelty.
I did not see that Vapor95 link. I can’t imagine anyone going to it. It’s just an affiliate link and has nothing to do with Erin other than she gets a few pennies if you click the link.