https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LMpRizXNFA
Erin and Mike are playing Wheel of Fortune, yet again, in spite of the fact that Erin doesn’t know the fucking rules, has never watched the show even once, and literally doesn’t know what a vowel is.
But this time it’s a GAMER edition. So Erin can also exhibit her complete lack of knowledge about video games.
0:00 – Same awkward as fuck introduction of Mike.
Erin: He has a Wheel of Fortune hack for us today. It’s called like Wheel of Fortune *Nostalgia* or something?
Mike: I don’t know.
Erin: He doesn’t’ know. But it’s like trivia questions that are relative to our interests so I’m excited.
Where to begin? First of all, Mike did know what this was called but just didn’t want to correct her.
Secondly…trivia questions? There aren’t any fucking trivia questions in Wheel of Fortune. These are puzzles. Erin doesn’t know this because she’s never fucking seen a single episode of the show.
Thirdly, the word that she was looking for was “relevant”. Not “relative”. She has a degree in English. Allegedly.
Fourthly, what interests? This is about video games, not 1990s pop music or Disney. Erin isn’t interested in video games.
Finally, she’s not excited. She even said it with a hint of sarcasm. She’s can’t disguise her disdain for video games.
0:15 – “The reason he’s mostly going to be playing today is because my hands and wrists have been pretty freaking bad the past few days, which is why I haven’t been around. I’ve been trying not to touch computers. I’ve been trying not to touch my phone. So he is streaming.”
What a fucking farce. This might be the most ridiculous thing that Erin has ever done.
As soon as Erin started talking about her fake carpal tunnel syndrome, Mike put the controller to his mouth like he was trying to hide whatever expression of contempt he had.
Erin said that she went to a doctor. The doctor told her that she didn’t have carpal tunnel syndrome, just like, apparently, NUMEROUS doctors have told Erin in the past. But they agreed for Erin to have some nerve tests done.
That’s the last that we’ve heard about this. This was at least a month ago. Have the results not yet come in?
It’s all complete bullshit. There’s nothing wrong with her hands or wrists. She says this to get attention.
Even if she had some problem with her wrist and/or hands, they’re playing Wheel of Fortune. Erin has played similar games, on stream, for money, precisely BECAUSE she complained about her wrists hurting. Wheel of Fortune is not a game that requires much movement of the hands and/or wrists. All you’re doing is pressing the button once in a great while to spin the fucking wheel or to choose a letter. She can’t do that?
It’s completely absurd. She’s not playing because she doesn’t know the rules of the game, she doesn’t know what a vowel is, and she doesn’t know anything about video games.
So why are they streaming this? Why would you have Mike come on to do Erin’s stream for her? It’s completely idiotic. Put this on Mike’s channel. He’s the one playing the fucking game.
It’s unbelievable. Erin can not even be bothered to play the games any more.
Here’s another thing, we’re one week away from Halloween. Where are the “sexy” costumes? In years past, Erin would wear “sexy” costumes for the entire month of October. She didn’t do it last year but in previous years she did. Last year, we were only treated to chubby Strawberry Shortcake.
Anyway, nearly two hours of this shit. Two hours of Mike playing a game because Erin is too crippled to play. She’s too crippled to play Wheel of Fortune, the most low-impact game possible. And doctors have told her, repeatedly, that there is absolutely nothing wrong with her hands or wrists.
It’s all a lie. Everything she does is a lie.
You know what? I don’t even want to watch this. What’s the point? It’s going to be Mike playing the game and Erin just sitting there being completely useless and pretending to enjoy this.
No. Fuck this. This is absolute trash. She should be ashamed of herself. But if she isn’t ashamed about pretending to be interested in Mike, she’s probably not ashamed of something as trivial as not playing a game on stream, for money. If she’s not ashamed of taking money from literal retards, she’s probably not ashamed of this. If she’s not ashamed of exchanging butt sex for Youtube promotion, she’s probably not ashamed of not playing Wheel of Fortune. This is completely inconsequential in the pantheon of things that Erin should be ashamed of but isn’t. She’s completely without a conscious.
– “An issue with gaming is that it’s a lot of flexion of muscles and not as much extension. Using finger muscle extension devices to strengthen extensor muscles has helped me.”
It’s all made up bullshit, you retard. There are a few comments by the horntards about her imaginary malady.
– “Erin and Mike don’t know 90s PC games? Fake gamers!”
Erin replies, “We have been EXPOSED!” and then a poop emoji, whatever that means.
But yeah, obviously Erin has absolutely no interest or knowledge about video games. You can see it in every fucking video. “I never played this before”. Or she says that she has played something and then exhibits a complete lack of knowledge about anything to do with the game.
If she did indeed go to a doctor and they couldn’t figure it out for the initial visit and she would be told to go to a specialist which cost a fair amount of money can you have to say a date in advance. And being that I’m pretty sure that they don’t have traditional health insurance because they’re fucking Youtubers it’s gonna be pretty expensive visit and not say $15 co-pay as it would me.
I'm sure that any doctor she speaks to will immediately recognise that there's nothing wrong with her hands and/or wrists and ask her to leave. As apparently has happened numerous times already. No reputable doctor would refer her to a specialist because there's nothing wrong with her.I assume that Mike is paying for their insurance privately so I don't know how much this all costs but anything is a total waste of money.