Hey guys! Here’s a picture of me from when I was 19 and hot.
Umm…bad news, Erin. Even when you were 19, you weren’t hot. How on earth did she think that she was going to be some sex symbol in the Youtube retro gaming community? You might think, well, she was older when she started. She might have still thought that she was hot.
No. This picture proves that she was NEVER hot. Never in her life should she have thought that she was hot.
But do you know who does find her hot? ShiShi? Yes, of course. ShiShi. But I was thinking of HORSEFACE MCGEE! Top comment.
- “Omg stop! I’m convinced you will always be the cutest thing ever!”
Heterosexual Horseface over here contstantly talking about hot chicks. Or, as in this case, “hot” chicks. She just can’t help herself. This is the only way that she knows how to communicate with anyone. Fake lesbianism. It’s her way of fishing for compliments. “Hey, if I call everybody a hot chick, maybe they’ll call me hot too. Or at least they won’t point out my horse-like face.”
Erin replies with, “Omg no way 🙈 but thank you! Haha ♥️♥️♥️”
Dull as fuck, of course.
ShShi says, “Everyone had vests back then with either shinies or… flames 😬 The plat blonde looks good, you should bring it back! Finding the right frames is hard tho… But wtf is in the background – glitched Nintendo 64 level?”
What the hell is he talking about? She wasn’t wearing a vest and I don’t know what he means by “shinies” and “flames”.
Some other fake lesbian says something creepy. I won’t even sully the blog by copy and pasting it. But Erin replies with some hearth emojis.
There are a few creepy comments there. I’ll just move on.
So Horseface. What’s she been up to on Twitter?
She’s trying to meet random men in public. She says that she’s so hot in this picture that it’s inevitable that men will be interested in her.
Horseface…are you out of your fucking mind? I mean, I applaud you for wearing an entire shirt for once. That’s a step in the right direction. And a sweater. We don’t need to see your jiggly upper arms. But this is…fuck. I don’t even want to get into it.
“Look at me guys! I’m trying to get a date! Aren’t I a hot chick? Please tell me that I’m a hot chick, you desperate horntards!”
No. Nobody is more desperate than you, Horseface. You’re 35 years old, at least, posting this desperate shit on the internet. I’ve never seen somebody more desperate to be a hot chick in my life.
If she would just work on her personality, she wouldn’t have to so desperately rely on her non-existent hotness.
Also, this post was just an excuse to shill for a company who makes t-shirts. It’s an ad.
Johanna replies. “This picture is so cute!!!!” Great stuff, ladies. You really know how to communicate. This is entertainment.
Some old nerd says that he wants to have sex with Horseface and his wife at the same time. That’s good. It’s a good offer.
Oh, Kris Glavin replies. “Awesome shirt at least we have the last drive inn with Joe bob and Darcy to look forward to”
What? What is he talking about? Horseface says that she’s looking for a boyfriend. Kris Glavin replies, “Hey, you can still watch tv.” Whatever.
Oh, here we go. Here’s another one by Kris Glavin. Much more in his style. “Stunningly beautiful young lady Thursday gorgeous hope you have a great day and weekend babe sending you lots of love and hugs and positive vibes babe”
I swear that it’s a bot that’s writing these messages. It has to be. It’s in the same exact style every time. Same phrases.
She also advertises her Instagram.
Come and check out my daily adventures! Like…the time that I did a photoshoot with Johanna. Or…the time I did a photoshoot on a bed. Or…the time I did a photoshoot at the beach.
These aren’t adventures, you dumb bitch.
Well, assuming that this is a movie of some description, being an actor might help.
Oh, and now we go full circle with Horseface posting a picture of herself when she was 19.
I…what? No. God no. How on earth do these women think that they’re attractive?
Can’t believe you didn’t link to the posed picture Horseface posted where she LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL HORSE: https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1657465564531441664
NAAAAAAAAAH! NAAAAAAAH! [BARF!]
Ummm…I could have used a trigger warning for that picture.
Jesus christ, it’s like she subconsciously wanted to become a barnyard animal on all fours for real haha.
She’s so awkward and fake when she tries to be sexual. Just embarrassing.
So that’s what Erin looked like before she ripped off Mandy’s look from the AVGN movie.
Erin looks like she is barely conscious in that picture of her at 19. I guess she has always thought that being dopey makes her look “cool”
About Erin, I don’t think she is hot. Not at all. But I do not think of her looks as ugly either. I am not a big fan of hair-dying tough. What is wrong with keeping the original color?
I honestly don’t know why someone like Erin would market herself as being “hot”. If a fan base is what she’s after, I’d take advantage of her average looks and position her as the “buddy”. For “hot”, we already have porn. Even this “horseface” is what porn-addicts might call “hot”.
I mean hot in a cheap porno-movie, stripper kinda way.
But Erin might pass as someone ordinary, “one of us”. Yet, she insists on talking about topics she is not familiar with, putting out a personality she is not comfortable with. And to what end? When she gets older, her fan base will just migrate to some other younger, more relatable chick.
I think that Erin does, usually, try to present herself as a nerd and a more or less average-looking person but it’s impossible to relate to her because she’s a total fraud and it’s obvious. There’s nothing to relate to. She’s a complete nothing.
Horseface is apparently so proud of that tweet that she has pinned it to the top of her Twitter feed now lol.
Which is hilarious because it’s exactly the same egotistical, desperate shit Newt did on his Twitter with that gay Nightmare on Elm Street picture.
Hey, the blog is back! Congrats! Erin looks like every other indie/hipster scene slut from back then. Nice to see Crystal do the “waaaah, it’s so hard to find someone when I’m so quirky and cool!” just a smokescreen for more simp bucks.