Oh, it’s Erin’s bi-monthly video. What a treat. And she’s going to set all of us gaming noobs straight on Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness. It’s not a bad game. It’s just misunderstood. Let’s watch a pro fucking gamer like Erin Plays explain the reasons why.
She played the game on stream, for money. That’s it. That’s her only experience with the game. It’s preposterous. Why is she presenting herself as an expert on the game? Why is she making videos about games at all?
0:00 – Oh, she’s using that Famicom disc intro. Because Erin is a big Famicom fan. She’s also trying to sell her “merch” which, inexplicably, has this same image on it. Fucking Bitch Duo made this. For free. You get what you pay for.
She’s showing footage of her playing the game on stream, for money. That’s what this video is going to be? Just a rehash of her fucking stream?
“The first time I ever played regular Castlevania 64 was on stream.”
WHAT? It’s a Christmas miracle! Erin finally said it! She’s being truthful for once in her fucking life.
That’s some top, Erin. Raided your grandmother’s closet?
0:30 – “If you don’t know already…” and then she starts reading from Wikipedia dot com. Wonderful stuff, Erin.
She’s just showing footage of her streams, of course. This is all that the video is going to be. Her fake carpal tunnel syndrome only allows her to play games on stream, for money now. Never on Youtube.
So I’m at the ten minute mark. This is boring as fuck. She’s just talking about what happens in the game level by level. Who cares?
She also hasn’t said the word “cute” even once so far. Or talked about colours that she likes. What’s going on here?
14:15 – “Gnarliest”.
Like whoa…remember in the 1980s when California surfer talk was all the rage in Hollywood movies? Erin is bringing it back. Radical.
Oh god is this tedious. She’s giving pro tips on how to beat the end boss. Pro tips that she fully admits she got from the horntards during her stream.
18:30 – Shout out to Rainbow Brite. You guys remember Rainbow Brite, right? That doll for girls in like 1984? Well, Erin, who was born in 1986 or 1987 is all about Rainbow Brite.
So that’s the video. It was just boring. Really boring. She took footage from her streams and summarised what happens, level by level.
At least she was honest in this video, saying that she only plays the game on stream, for money. At least she said that about Castlevania 64. It was implied that it’s the same situation for Legacy of Darkness. And she didn’t make her usual idiotic comments about how everything is cute and colours that she enjoys.
I think that Erin said on Twitter that this is her best video yet. Oh, yeah. Here it is.
She’s probably right. Everything that I’ve been complaining about for years, she’s resolved. But still, the video boring as fuck. She can’t fix the negative charisma problem. Or the total lack of knowledge, experience, or interest in video games. Plus, this was just lazy as fuck footage from her streams.
Shishi leaves a comment disputing that it’s her best video. He suggests that her video on Lunchables was better. What a pathetic loser Shishi is.
Let’s check out the Youtube comments for anything interesting.
No. Nothing. Even the comments are boring.