https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFicr9w96vs
Pam is wearing her naughty schoolmarm top. Hello, ladies. Views must be going down again.
Her first game is World of Warcraft. She played it a lot. Great
2:00 – “According to Steam, my my most played game is Civilization 5 with 156 hours.”
I…what? That’s her most played game? 156 hours?
I played Civilization 5 and I hated it. So I probably only played it for about 100 hours. I just had a bootleg copy so I don’t know the official hours.
Let me check my Steam account.
Team Fortress 2 has 2500 hours. Holy shit. I haven’t played in over a year but yeah, I really kicked the shit out of those 10 year olds. And I basically only played 2fort. And soldier. So I got really good at playing soldier on 2fort.
What I would do is camp the secondary respawn, the one that takes you directly to the sniper area. And then as soon as somebody came out, they got two rockets to the face and they were back in respawn. Then I would say “pwned”. I had “pwned” bound to a mouse button. People would quickly get really pissed off. It was hilarious.
I wasn’t really directly advancing the objective for my team but I was usually in first place. And people would make it their mission just to kill me so that they could say “pwned”. So in that sense, I distracting them from their team’s goal and thereby assisting my own team.
Sometimes, people would put a sentry gun in that area just to keep me away but it’s a totally useless spot for a sentry gun, so I basically took that guy out of the game. Sometimes a heavy weapons guy would camp that area just to spite me. But when that area got too defensive, I’d just camp the other respawn.
It was great. 2500 hours of that. People would threaten to get me banned but Gabe Newell never did shit. I’d been playing the game since it came out and before that I played Team Fortress Classic and did the same fucking thing.
I finally quit playing because the servers became overrun by aimbotting bots. The only alternative was to play on community servers and those always suck cock. There’s some faggot 12 year old “admin” who bans everybody and the servers are always instant respawn. There’s no fun in killing somebody right after they come out of respawn if they instantly respawn. And by instantly respawning, they’re able to kill you just through brute force because they keep coming back instantly and they know you’re there. Instant respawn is absolute no skill, noob bullshit.
But yeah, I spent about 20 years playing that game and Team Fortress Classic. Time well spent.
3:15 – And now a word from our sponsor. What can it be? Elizabeth Valentine? No, why would a bra company pay for an ad on a video game channel? Well…a lot of these obese men could probably do with some support.
A VPN? What? How lazy can you possibly get, Pam?
According to this ad, she really wanted to watch Old Boy but it’s not available on Netflix in Canada. So, allegedly, she turned on her VPN and was able to watch this Korean horror film.
It’s the same fucking script that James Rolfe reads. It’s the same fucking script that this VPN sends to everyone. This is insulting our intelligence.
I saw Old Boy years ago on television. But you know what I’d do if I wanted it again? Check the fucking pirate streaming sites.
It’s there. No problem. Plus the 2013 remake. Took two seconds.
Plus, as a bonus, you get pornographic pop ups. Even with an adblocker. Thousands of local women want to have sex with me. Wow. That’s more than I would have expected. And they look like this? Crazy.
Failing that, I’d check the torrent sites. Let’s have a quick look.
Yeah. It’s on there. Five hundred seeders. No problem.
But Pam thinks that you need to spend fifteen bucks a month or whatever for a VPN. No. There’s absolutely no need for that bullshit.
4:30 – X-Com. Who cares? I’m moving to the next game.
6:15 – Felix the Cat. Yeah, I don’t think so. Who would play this game multiple times? In 2022? No.
Then she talks about three other games but I don’t give a fuck.
Let’s check out the comments. I’m not hopeful for anything interesting. The video certainly wasn’t interesting.
– “Damn you’re cute”
– “Civ? 156 hours? Pfft. Over 2,000 for me and I’m still rubbish at it.”
Yeah, it’s a fucking joke. 150 hours is not a lot.
– “that dress is gorgeous”
I don’t think that it’s a dress. But you can’t even see it. All you can see is her tits. So we know what you’re doing.
– “Pam, you are so easy on my eyes and today’s vid only cemented that feeling. Thank you for doing what you do.”
What a creep.
– “Love your hair.”
Pam actually replies to that creepy loser. “Thanks!” Encouraging the horntards to leave creepy messages. And her hair is fucking awful. It’s intentionally bad.
– “I’d make a comment about video games but I’m just gonna say your hair is always on point and I love the black on you.”
It just goes to show that you can do absolutely anything and the horntards will compliment you. People compliment Pelvic Gamer’s blue lipstick, for example.