Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E08l4BaXdFI

This videos is only part 1 of an even longer interview.  The interviewer, who has no other videos on his channel, recently made an update video saying that part 2 is coming soon and it’s even LONGER than part 1.  So this is going to be a 5+ hour interview of Newt Wallen.  How much can he possibly have to say?  “I was born in a small log cabin.  Then I worked in a cinema.  Then I had sex with a horseface woman.  Then I worked on Underbelly.  Then I worked at Screenwave.  Then I got fired for plagiarism.  Then I worked in a cinema again.  And the horseface woman stopped talking to me.”

They’re getting over five hours from that?  

0:00 – Newt in his kitchen.  

I’m going to try to just give the highlights.  Such as they are.  So not every time that Newt talks about urinating, for example.

8:15 – Newt is talking about how he used to be “emo” on MySpace and he doesn’t want to look at what he wrote on MySpace because it would be embarrassing.  He explains, “I’d hate to read what an emo little bitch I was.”  He continues, “I never had the hair in front of my face or the gloves with no fingers.  I just mean the sad boy, self-loathing crap that you do and when you look back at it you go, ‘What a little bitch'”

Some things never change.  No self-reflection from Newt.

14:00 – Newt reveals that since he left the show, he no longer watches Talking About Tapes aka Hack the Movies.  I’m much the same.

Do you suppose he’ll talk about Horseface ever?  He must.  There’s fucking five hours of footage here.  

15:15 – “You’re doing things you don’t really care about.  You’re making other people’s dreams come true, you’re being marginalised more and more, and there just becomes a point where you lose your taste for it.”

He’s talking about how he lost his passion for cinema by writing/plagiarising stuff for Jimmy Rolfe.  I can definitely see it being a demoralising place to work.  You’re doing all of the work for Jimmy Rolfe’s videos, and Jimmy gives NO CREDIT for any of it.  Jimmy claims to write and direct and produce and whatever else all of this shit but it’s clearly a lie.

There’s concrete proof of this.  Look at The Last Ninja video.  

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/03/the-last-ninja-nes-angry-video-game.html

It’s CLEARLY written ENTIRELY by Mike Matei, based on an idea by Mike Matei, with gameplay done 100% by Kieran.  James had NOTHING to do with this other than reading the script, poorly.  And yet, go to the credits and it says, “Written and Directed by James Rolfe”.  It’s just flat out lies.  

And this is how it’s been from day 1.  Mike was always writing this shit and Jimmy just showed up to read the script (poorly).  When Screenwave took over, Screenwave wrote this shit and Jimmy just showed up to read the script (poorly).  That’s why there’s a huge dip in quality when Screenwave took over.  Mike is a better writer than Screenwave.

If it was Jimmy always writing this shit, as he claims, there would be no change in quality from when Mike was involved as opposed to when Screenwave was involved.  

It’s completely unethical to take credit for other people’s work.  You couldn’t get away with this shit if this was an actual tv show or something with union workers.  And then Newt gets fired for unethical behaviour.  The irony.  Newt just exposed the unethical behaviour of James Rolfe.  He’s a fucking hero.  A whiny bitch hero but a hero nonetheless.

15:45 – Newt explains that he would drink while doing Talking About Tapes/Hack the Movies because he lost his passion for film and film making and writing.  

20:30 – “I lost my job, my fiance, and my health all in a very short period of time.”

He’s talking about around when he was fired from Screenwave.  Is he talking about Horseface?  My understanding is that they used to “date” but hadn’t for many years.  Well, who cares.  Maybe he was talking about Tony.

Oh no.  It’s a different woman.  This woman was in “massage school”.  I’ll bet.  Another local prostitute who Newt was paying to hang out with him.

Then she cheated on him and had a child with somebody else.  But Newt still talks to her because he’s a “very forgiving guy”.

Wait…what.  He knew this woman from ten years ago.  Why…maybe I misunderstood the timeline.  But Newt says that he hopes that people he knows now also find it in their hearts to forgive him in the future.  Horseface.

22:30 – Newt’s father hasn’t spoken to him in two years because Newt’s father was a Trump supporter.  I’m thinking that we’re not getting the whole picture here.  Just don’t talk about politics then.  Who cares?  Maybe Newt was constantly making Trump jokes.  Not that this is a reason to stop talking to your son but if your son is a whiny bitch like Newt, I can see a father saying, “Let’s take a break from this for a while.”

I’m at 30 minutes now.  Should I stop?  I’ve already written a fair amount.  Yeah.  Fuck.  I’ll have to do this in multiple parts.  This is going to be Newt Week at Gamer Grrls.  Possibly Newt Month if this guy releases part 2 of this epic interview.

By the way, it’s not even an interview.  They’re just talking about recent bullshit at Screenwave.  There aren’t any hard-hitting questions or even questions of any description.  They’re just having a conversation.  This interviewer didn’t prepare anything.  He has a blank sheet of paper for his notes.  “I’ll just wing it.  It’s Newt Wallen.  Who gives a shit?”  

Subsequent parts:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/03/two-and-half-hour-interview-of-newt_0691509559.html

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/04/two-and-half-hour-interview-of-newt.html

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/04/two-and-half-hour-interview-of-newt_0259611781.html