https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snIcNzUAMo0
This is on her “Extras” channel. Why? This is the channel that she puts her Twitch streams on. But this doesn’t look like it was done on Twitch.
I guess that she deemed this video so terrible that it wasn’t worthy of her normal channel. So let’s check it out. Erin is going to show her boxed video game collection. She’s a big “gamer”. I’m sure that she has an impressive collection.
By the way, you can see Erin’s handheld game collection here:
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/11/my-handheld-collection-game-boy-gba.html
It was shockingly unimpressive. And I wasn’t going in there with high expectations. I know that Erin is a fraud. Even with these low expectations, it was shockingly unimpressive.
0:00 – Oh, she’s wearing her stonewashed jean jacket. The 90s! It was the 1980s, actually, but let’s not ruin Erin’s *nostalgic* fun for things that happened before she was born.
“Today I have something random that I just wanted to do on the spur of the moment.”
Why not put some time and effort into the video instead? Because that’s not how Erin rolls. She puts no time or effort into anything. This is how you become a 35 year old woman making fifty bucks a month.
“Over the last few months, I’ve slowly been re-doing my game room area.”
And she shows this closet that she streams from. This is her “game room area”. The closet that she streams from.
0:30 – “This could get way out of hand and I should probably split this into parts.”
She’s talking about how she’s only going to include NES, SNES, and Nintendo 64 games in this video. The implication is that if she included her entire boxed video game collection, the video would be six hours long or whatever. Give me a fucking break. Enough with the lies.
0:45 – Her first game is a Sailor Moon game. Oh my fucking god. I’m not going to comment on every game that she shows and pretends to know about but this is how she starts the fucking video. It doesn’t bode well.
She claims to have got this game when she was very young. Uh huh. So 30?
2:00 – “I remember playing this for so many hours as a kid.”
Uh huh. Where’s the stream then? Show us what a pro you are.
And she’s never mentioned playing this game even ONCE before. The only games that Erin ever claims to have played as a child are Yoshi’s Island, some Barbie game, Revenge of Arcade, and Super Mario World at a friend’s house. That’s it. Never mentioned: Sailor Moon. I guess that Erin “always” “forgets” that she played this Sailor Moon game as a kid.
2:15 – Castlevania IV for the Super Famicom. She clearly purchased this after she started streaming. With Mike’s money. This is some new, idiotic thing that she’s doing. She wants every Castlevania game even though the only time she has ever played any of the games is on stream, for money. She openly admits that she never played any Castlevania game before she startred streaming. This is a rare instance of Erin being honest.
2:45 – “I’m not really a collector, I mean, I guess I am.”
By what definition? I suppose in the same way that she’s a “gamer”. She plays video games, albeit only on stream, for money, so technically…she’s a “gamer”. I guess.
This is actually the definition that Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining uses. Somebody was complaining about fake gamer girls in the comments and Pam said that if you play video games, even if it’s just on Twitch or Youtube, you’re a real “gamer”.
4:00 – Erin shows a “funny” drawing in the manual. How was it funny? I don’t know. She doesn’t elaborate. It was just funny. Yuk it up, boys.
4:45 – Classic Concentration. I know I said that I wasn’t going to mention every game but she’s spending a lot of time on each game so I can do it. At this rate, she’s only going to show about 15 games. That’s her collection.
And this is a game that she only played on stream, for money. Of course. But she was all about it on that one stream that she played this game. I think it might have even been two streams. She thought that it was really cute.
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/06/classic-concentration-and-wheel-of.html
https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/06/classic-concentration-and-wheel-of_17.html
She starts that stream by saying that she’s never seen the show before. Of course.
Then she starts talking about what a fan she is of The Match Game and proceeds to get the name of the host BADLY wrong. She “always” “forgets” the name of the host of The Match Game, I guess.
And she’s only able to solve any of the puzzles because the horntards give her the answers.
She’s a big Concentration fan.
4:45 – “I love game show games on NES, especially if they’re made by GameTek. I have so much fun, like I stream those a lot.”
Uh huh. What about playing them in your spare time, Erin? Do you ever do that? No. Of course not. The only time she plays video games is when she’s doing it on stream, for money.
5:00 – She says that Mike got her this game because she said that she “needed” it.
Mike got ALL of these games. How the fuck would she buy any of them? With her fifty bucks a month?
5:45 – “So Classic Concentration. I believe that it was on tv before I was born. Well, this says 1990. Okay, so I was very young. I don’t remember. I never watched it. I played the game before watching it and then I had to look it up on (edit) I think it was on the Gameshow Network on PlutoTV and I was like, ‘This is great'”.
Let’s look at this. She says that she played the game before watching the show. She’s telling the truth but it’s intentionally misleading. The first time she played the game was when she did that stream in July 2021. Then after doing that stream, she watched an episode or part of an episode on Pluto. She had to look up the name of the channel because she “always” “forgets” about PlutoTV.
This is what she’s talking about. Some stupid thing that she did for a Twitch stream. Then she watched an episode for a few minutes. And now she’s portraying herself as an expert on Concentration.
This is what she does. She does this constantly. She’ll play a game once, on stream, for money, or watch a tv show once, and then she’ll try to talk like she’s an expert on the subject. No. She doesn’t know jack shit about anything because she’s never done anything.
6:15 – Hogan’s Alley. “This is actually the only black box NES game that I have.”
You don’t say.
Why does she even have this? Who gives a shit? Erin certainly doesn’t. This is just so that she can have something on her weird little shelf in her streaming closet in Mike’s house.
And why is this the best room that she can get? Maybe Mike isn’t the millionaire that people think he is. Because there’s just this tiny fucking bedroom that Erin is in. He’s not living in some kind of mansion. It must be a modest place.
6:30 – “It’s a good one to have because this is probably my favourite lightgun game on the NES.”
And she’s struggling to think as she says this. She’s going through the rolodex of NES lightgun games that she’s played.
She’s never played ANY lightgun game on the NES. Show me the stream. If she hasn’t streamed it, she hasn’t played it.
Then there’s an edit and she starts talking about what you do in this game. Why was there an edit? Because Erin had to watch a playthrough of this game on Youtube to “remind” herself what this game is about.
7:00 – “I did a video on this”
Oh. So she did play this before. My apologies. She played it on stream, for money. How else?
She says that if you want to watch this video, there will either be a link in the video or in the description. There’s no link anywhere. Zero effort Erin strikes again.
7:15 – Metal Storm. Another game that she played on stream, for money. I did a review but it’s not on this blog. It’s in my personal archives. I’ll have to upload all of these some day.
Then she starts talking about how far she got in the game. She’s talking about the one fucking time that she played the game and it was on stream, for money. This is all she ever does. Every fucking story is about something that she played on stream, for money. But she never says this. She always tries to portray herself as an expert who’s been playing video games for hundreds of thousands of hours since she was a child. It’s all bullshit.
Then she struggles to remember what happens in the game. Erin “always” “forgets” what happens in the game. BECAUSE SHE ONLY PLAYED IT ONE FUCKING TIME! JUST ADMIT IT!
8:00 – “I like it because you can go upside down and you’re a cute little mech.”
Fucking abysmal. Who is watching this shit? Who is being entertained by any of this?
8:15 – Bible Buffet. Oh. Another game that she only played once, on stream, for money. I’m noticing a pattern here.
She likes the game because it has cute food. Erin likes cute food. But she only plays on stream, for money.
8:45 – She claims that this was the first game that she played on an emulator, “Like back in 2007”.
Let me think about this. In 2007, Erin aka Cykill1986 would have been 20 or 21 years old.
Emulators and the internet had existed and been in wide distribution at least since 1998.
So all throughout adolescence, which are the prime video game playing years for most people, Erin never bothered to try an emulator. Wasn’t interested.
But suddenly, as a 20 or 21 year old woman, she’s playing Bible Buffet on NESticle or whatever. Is that what she wants us to believe? Why the sudden interest?
9:00 – She starts complaining about the box art. The characters aren’t cute enough. But she says that she likes the sprites. The sprites are cute.
This is fucking awful.
9:30 – “Next up we have one that is really random. This is Crash the Boys: Street Challenge.”
She struggled to get the name out. You know what that means. Erin “always” “forgets” the name of this game.
And here’s why: she never played this before. Show me the stream. This must have just been a random gift from a horntard or something.
“So the reason I bought this was…uhhhh…I was going to do a video.”
Oh. Now I get it. Everything has to be for a stream or Youtube video.
There’s Puzzle Bobble music playing, by the way. Erin is all about Puzzle Bobble. She played it a few times. Always on stream, for money.
“So I don’t have much to say about this one. It’s in the box. Great.”
She has nothing to say about it because she never played it before. She was going to play it for a video but she ended up not making the video. So…that was that. I mean, what are you suggesting? She’s going to play a game for her own enjoyment? In her spare time? Fuck off. Erin doesn’t do that shit.
10:00 – Puss n Boots. She never played this one either. Show me the stream.
10:45 – Fester’s Quest. I don’t think that she’s ever played this one either. Maybe briefly during a “variety stream”.
11:15 – Dirty Harry. She never played this one either.
She says that this is the last game that she wants to play. Then she says, “Maybe I’ll unbox this on stream or something.”
Everything has to be on stream, for money with Erin.
And who would even want to watch that? Unboxing an NES game? Who gives a shit? And she has NO INTEREST in the game, as she herself is making plain.
12:00 – Pinbot. She never played this one either.
I guess that she ran out of games that she has that she streamed. All of the games that she started with were games that she did on stream but now it’s just random bullshit that she happened to pick up somehow and she knows nothing about them because she never played any of them.
12:30 – Rollerball. Same shit.
This video really needs to end.
13:00 – Kickle Cubicle. She really likes it. This is a game that she played on stream, for money. It’s “cute”.
I just don’t want to watch any more. She has a few boxed games. Some of them she played on stream, for money, some of them she hasn’t. I don’t care. This is boring as fuck. No wonder she didn’t put this on her main channel. It doesn’t live up to the high quality that we expect from the Erin Plays channel. Stick this shit on the “Extras” channel with the rest of the dreck.
I’ll just skip to the end.
20:00 – “Are there any cool games that you have in the box.”
No. Because I’m an adult.
Let’s check out the comments.
Erin says, “Hi! This video was originally going to be a video on my main channel, Erin Plays, but I decided that it didn’t really fit the vibe I have over there now so I put it here instead! This was first shown to Patreon members a few weeks back. Anyway, here are SOME of my NES/SNES/N64 games that I have in the box! After recording this, I realized that I missed a few, lol. But here’s most of them! In the future I’d like to share my Sega Genesis and Master System, Vectrex etc games as well so we’ll see.”
There’s so much to say here but…I’ve covered all of this many times already. She’s a fraud. She only plays games on stream, for money. This is all a big scam. A big scam to get fifty bucks a month. Come on, Erin. Just go home to mama and ask her to raise your allowance. You should be able to get $50/month that way. Just do some chores around the house to show that you deserve a raise.
– “‘I don’t trust digital only’ About damn time someone said this. I never understood everyone’s fascination with “it’s convenient. You’ll never have to load a disc in” but then what happens when the game isn’t listed or supported anymore? Then you’re shit out of luck,”
Erin got this from Mike, you fucking retard. Mike says this about ten times in every stream he does. And it’s hardly some brave stance to take. What a hero you are for saying that you enjoy digital media. You better be careful who you say that too. The illuminati might come after you for that kind of dangerous talk.
– “Would enjoy a metal storm lets play erin”
Then Erin says, “Oof, I wish I was saving streams back when I played it ha. I’ll have to mentally prepare myself to ever try that one again”
What? Oh. I checked the archives and it was just an unboxing video of Metal Storm that I was talking about. But I could swear that she played this maybe a year or two ago on stream, for money.
Well, I guess that this is some lost media then. Maybe this can be the subject for Bobdunga’s next video. Uncovering the lost Metal Storm stream that Erin did. Bobdunga will interview some shadowy figures before uncovering that Erin had it all along but just “forgot” that she has it.
– “Ugh love the thumbnail…why you so beautiful Erin”
Absolute rock bottom standards for these horntards.