It’s Horseface’s birthday. I’m going to say that Kris Glavin calls her both a smokeshow AND a young lady.
A couple of people respond saying that their birthday is also coming up soon. Crystal doesn’t respond because she doesn’t give a fuck. It’s all about Horseface. Everything is about Horseface. Horseface only cares about Horseface.
Somebody with the name “47Cartoonguy- Proud Crystal Quin Simp” responds. That’s his actual Twitter name.
I think that I talked about this guy before. He’s an absolutely corpulent black guy. But his avatar is a white woman.
Oh my god. Kris Glavin didn’t even reply. Is he dead? Let me check his Twitter.
He hasn’t posted since 24 October. And he used to post many times a day. It just suddenly stopped on 24 October.
I’m not seeing any tweets from Horseface to Kris Glavin. She’s not at all concerned about this guy? This was her number one fan. I care more about Kris Glavin than Horseface does.
What could have possibly happened? Did that enormous black nerd have Kris Glavin killed so that he could become the new number one Horseface “simp”? Who knows?
One minute Kris Glavin is talking about the “hot teacher vibes” of some skank on the internet and the next minute, he’s dead. It really makes you reflect on the fragility of life. And what you’re doing with your life, or not doing.
Let me Google “Kris Glavin”. Maybe there’s an obituary.
Well, he’s on Facebook. I don’t know if he posted anything recently. I don’t have an account. But his profile picture is him as a child with his parents and siblings. That’s weird.
Somebody named Kris Glavin donated $200 to somebody’s GoFundMe to pay for a funeral. I don’t know if it’s the same Kris Glavin. But they didn’t reach the goal. They only raised $5,000 and the goal was $12,000. So what happened? This woman didn’t get buried? It’s a sad system. Why should it cost $12,000 to get buried? Why should people have to beg on GoFundMe for funeral expenses?
That’s it. That’s all that Kris Glavin ever did, according to the internet, anyway. There was also a news article about a Kris Glavin who enjoyed fishing but I think it’s a different Kris Glavin.
You look at that picture of a young Kris Glavin and his family. They’re at the beach or something. Kris Glavin was from Massachusetts. Some idyllic New England picture. His mother was something of a smokeshow. His father was all buff and muscly. What the hell happened?
Is this what this young couple wanted for their son? To be some loser who creeps on internet sluts all day?
And obviously the feelings are entirely in one direction. Horseface doesn’t give the slightest of fucks that Kris Glavin is dead. She didn’t even notice. Didn’t notice that he stopped replying to all of her tweets.
Is Horseface going to give any money to help pay for funeral costs for Kris Glavin? She should. How much money has Kris Glavin given to Horseface over the years on Twitch or her porn site or where ever else Horseface is shaking retards down for money. Time to pay it back.
No. She’s just talking about food instead.
Wawa messed up her order. That’s important. Wawa. We all know about the fairly small regional chain of convenience stores called Wawa, right? Horseface isn’t happy with the service there from the minimum wage employees.
So go somewhere better. Spend money at higher class establishments and maybe you’ll get a better product and better service. But no, she just wants to tweet out self-obsessed bullshit. Fuck that weird loser Kris Glavin. Hopefully his Fansly subscription continues to auto-renew long after his death.
Kris Glavin could have done anything. He could have got a job. He could have got a girlfriend. Maybe not a great job. But a decent job. A job that he enjoys doing. Reasonable pay. And maybe he couldn’t have got a hot girlfriend. A smokeshow, if you will. But he could have got a girlfriend. An actual woman who wants to spend time with him. Maybe a fat chick, maybe a single mother, but who cares? It’s somebody real who’s spending actual time with you.
Instead, Kris Glavin wasted his time and money on various horror sluts on the internet, some of whom have equine-like faces, and not a single one of these women gave the slightest of fucks when he died.
So Kris Glavin, we hardly knew ye. But hopefully somebody out there will be inspired by your tragically wasted life.
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