Gone Fishin’ – My Animal Crossing New Horizons Fish Collection – Bobdunga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFQhPFRkAZc

One minute and fifty seconds.  Way to phone it in, “Saint Dungalus”.  You’re really letting your “Dungaroos” down with this bullshit.

Oh, coronavirus.  I can’t go out.  That means that I can’t make videos where I stay at home and play video games any more.  It’s fucking madness.

0:00 – It starts off with a blue background like Youtube videos used to have like 15 years ago.  I feel so *nostalgic* right now.

Her town is called Honeybutt Island.  I assume that you get to name the town yourself.  So some stupid sexual name referencing the buttock obsession of much of the African Caribbean population. 

Oh my god.  Then it’s just a slideshow of which fish she caught in this game while bluegrass music plays.  What a fucking piece of shit, no effort video this is. 

It seems that this was intentionally bad.  I can appreciate that.  But how about trying to make an intentionally good video? 

Let’s check out her Twitter.  You know what Bobdunga hasn’t mentioned in a while?  Kobe Bryant.  She’s over it, I guess.  On to the next news item that she can get worked up over.

Oh, here’s something:

https://twitter.com/bobdunga92/status/1248509158468587521

Wait if im indian and black, does that make me blasian or… Cause in my brain i always associate asia with china/japan and not india These are some big brain hours…

Who gives a fuck?  This is something that you maybe talk about with a close friend or a boyfriend/girlfriend or something.  But the internet doesn’t give a fuck about this self-absorbed bullshit.  Of course, Bobdunga doesn’t have a boyfriend, as she’s always as pains to say.  Too many “players” out there.  She really gets “gas lit” a lot.  

Speaking of disappointing relationships, my girlfriend was texting me recently about fucking coronavirus.  She had a job recruiter contact her about a job and she was angry that they would do this.  “They aren’t following the government’s guidelines!” or some shit.  She was really steamed.  So I said that maybe this recruiter was looking for people who aren’t cowards hiding in their homes over a bad cold.  Then she starts talking about how we all need to do our part and support the NHS and stay indoors and all of this shit.

I told her to stop texting me.  I mean, what the fuck?  If I want to hear about this dumb bullshit, I’ll just watch a Destiny Fomo video where she promotes pornography or read an Erin Plays tweet where she suggests checking on your elderly neighbours.  I don’t need to get this tiny-brained propaganda from my own girlfriend piped directly to my phone.