Checking out GS MIKAMI on SNES! – Erin Plays Extras 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Umnhob070

Hey guys, here’s a stream from a few months back of me messing around with the Super Famicom game, GS Mikami: Joreishi wa Nice Body! This is a really cool game but it’s definitely something I need to practice a bit 😅 Enjoy!

That’s the description.  You have to be fucking kidding.  She’s uploading OLD STREAMS.  She can’t stream herself playing video games because of coronavirus.  Explain this. 

And she says that she needs practice with this game.  This is yet another game that she’s never played before.  So it’s been months now.  Has she gotten any more practice with this thing?  No, of course not.  She doesn’t play video games in her spare time, as she herself has admitted.

I’m reminded of the time when somebody asked Mike Matei if James Rolfe plays video games.  And he gave a long answer but effectively, it was, “He only plays them for videos.”  So that’s a “no”.  James Rolfe, The Angry Video Game Nerd, doesn’t play video games. 

0:15 – After giving the title of the game, she says, “I don’t know anything about it.”

I just don’t get it.  Why is anyone watching this?  Why would I want to watch somebody who never played a video game before, who has no interest in video games, playing a video game?

Are people watching videos of people playing the guitar for the first time?  Or somebody doing carpentry for the first time?  Or juggling for the first time?  It doesn’t make any fucking sense.  If you’re not interested in this shit, why make a video?  Why watch somebody who’s not interested in this shit? 

Then she says that she played the game for seconds on a previous stream when she was quickly going through SNES games, and, “I really liked it.”

Really.  You know, in some ways Erin is honest about her complete disinterest in video games.  “I never played this before.  I don’t play video games in my spare time” whatever.  But she also constantly gives the lie that she likes video games.  There’s a disconnect.

You can’t not give a fuck about video games and then two seconds later say, “I really liked it” in reference to a video game.  If she really liked it, wouldn’t she have played it in her spare time?  Wouldn’t she have played it in the past 25 years or so?  Why now, on stream, for money? 

I guess she might be saying something like, “I really like my job.”  Because to Erin, playing games for the first and last time, on stream, for money, is her job.  Her job where she makes about $300/month. 

I suppose that money shouldn’t come into it.  You can like your job even though you don’t get paid much.  But $300/month?  I don’t know.

Fucking trash.  I’m not watching this.  “Those ghosts look so nice.  I don’t want to attack them.  Oooh cake.”  You know?  Fuck this.  It’s the usual dull as fuck Erin Plays commentary.

The game is some fucking stupid side-scrolling…whatever game. You play as some Japanese girl 

I’m just skipping around.

52.45 – “It’s like amazing that I didn’t get really into anime.”

That would require taking an interest in something.  You’re not interested in anything, Erin.  You’re a boring person who never developed any interests or hobbies.

30:45 – “I didn’t really watch Toonami.  I remember watching Sailor Moon on it a little bit and then I kind of just fell off, which sucks because now I have to play catch up on Sailor Moon.”

Why?  Why would a 32 year old woman need to catch up on children’s cartoons?  Because she wants to pretend to have an interest for her Youtube videos. 

“I talked about this before.  I was obsessed with Sailor Moon”

See?  More contradictory bullshit.  She was “obsessed” with a program that she only watched “a little bit”. 

31:15 – “I don’t know.  I’m not explaining myself right.  Basically, I’m getting the urge to watch it again.”

Not even Erin understands these contradictions.  None of it makes fucking sense.  If you didn’t watch the fucking program, why do you say you liked it, and why do you want to watch it now as a 32 year old woman? 

31:45 – “There’s so much now that I don’t know where to start.”

She’s talking about the “new” Sailor Moon series that have come out in the past 25 years.  Here’s my idea: start with something that you’re actually interested in (i.e. NOT children’s shows from “the 90s” that you didn’t even enjoy as a child).

It begs the question, what was she doing as a child?  She seems to have absolutely no genuine interests. 

I was a boring kid but I enjoyed video games, and I had some Transformers, and I collected comic books, and I watched the Smurfs on Saturday mornings.  I can fucking tell you about this shit.  I know about the subjects because I was interested in them as a child. 

Nevertheless, there is absolutely no way that I would want to take this shit up today, as an adult.  I’m going to buy fucking Transformers toys as a grown man?  I’m going to want to re-create epic battles with giant robots in miniature scale?  Of course I don’t want to fucking do that.  No functioning adult wants that.

Or I’m going to fucking watch the Smurfs?  Check out all of those episodes that I missed?  Boy, I really want to see that one where Gargamel and Puppy exchange bodies.  Of course I don’t want to fucking see that.  Who gives a fuck? 

But Erin is inventing this stuff because apparently she did absolutely nothing as a child and she wants to appear “interesting” to her sexless nerd “fans” by adopting fake nerd interests.  Just like she fakes being interested in video games.  It’s ridiculous.

It’s like watching some pod person who never had a childhood.  When Erin started her Youtube channel in 2017, as a 29 year old woman, that’s when her existence began.  She was a blank slate in 2017.  She had no past.  All of her game references are to games that she played after the year 2017, and always games that she played in a video or in a stream. 

It’s unsettling.  I have to imagine that it’s traumatic.  How can you go your entire life and not develop a genuine interest in anything?  It gives some insight into her psychopathic behaviour where she uses people to advance her own goals, though. 

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