Gamer Girls

I was drifting in and out of sleep for this one. I swear that I heard it all but I couldn’t tell you much about it.

The main takeaway here is that PVC Bondage Guy has the delusion that she’s now buff. Muscular. Ripped. Shredded. Call it what you will, PVC Bondage Guy is not it. AT ALL. I’m sorry.

Newt and the horntards fuel her delusions throughout the video but fucking look at her. She’s much bigger than she was a year or two ago, nobody can argue with that, but it’s 100% fat. She got this way from eating fried chicken products the size of her head from Domino’s. Not from working out.

I think that her left nipple is showing throughout the entire video too but I didn’t want to look too closely.

She even sounds like a fat chick now.

I spend much of the video trying to figure out what her tattoo is. It’s a hexagon-shaped thing so I’m thinking something to do with Satan. Six sides, you know. 666. And PVC Bondage Guy is a fan of throwing the devil horns hand sign.

Another interesting takeaway is that she moved to New Jersey I gues within the past year or so. She’s living with a Mexican guy who she describes as a roommate. In a basement apartment where the ceiling is so low that she can barely stand upright, at 5’7″. She had a friend help her move and he was six feet or so and he couldn’t even come in, the ceiling was so low. She describes the difficulty she has in getting dressed because when she puts her hands over her head, her hands hit the ceiling.

What the fuck kind of place is this? I’ve lived in some shitholes but nothing like this. And she’s SHARING this place. Her share of the rent must be like $100/month.

She also says that she’s working in a factory now. So not the bowling alley.

Presumably the job pays more and she knows what she can afford but if you can afford to spend any more money at all on a place to live, please do so. She’s living in some weird hobbit house with some Mexican guy she doesn’t know.

That’s another thing. If you need a roommate, find a woman. It will be a whole lot easier.

I know that PVC Bondage Guy will say, “I identify as a man” or “I’m transmasc” or whatever. Fine. You do you. But nobody else sees you as anything but a woman. A very large woman. And living with another woman, big or small, would avoid a lot of problems.

I’m not saying that this Mexican guy is going to do anything. I’ve had female roommates in mixed-gender living situations. Nothing happened. But why tempt fate?

This is an odd aside, but I was watching the Match Game recently, Erin Plays’ favourite game show. Ray Borne (as Erin calls him) or Gene Rayburn (as the rest of the world prefers) asked a young woman contestant what was on her chain or necklace or whatever. And the woman casually said, “It’s a rape whistle.” And Gene and Eva Gabor and Charles Nelson Reilly and the gang just sort of chuckled awkardly about it. Like it’s a fad, which, I guess it was.

So anyway, the woman wins five thousand bucks or whatever for matching with Richard Dawson and in the frenzied excitement, Gene takes her rape whistle and starts blowing into it like it’s a toy.

How wildly inappropriate is this? What was Gene signaling? That there’s going to be a rape? And people knew about germs in the 1970s. Now she has to disinfect this whistle. Who the fuck knows what Gene had. Herpes or the like. He kissed every single woman panelist on the show. It was creepy as fuck.

Anyway, back to PVC Bondage Guy. What must that Mexican guy be doing to live in a property like that? Maybe he’s an illegal immigrant and working low-paying jobs.

There’s no way that a place with a 5’8″ ceiling can be being rented out legally.

I saw a listing on an apartment rental website for a garage that was advertised as “alternative living opportunity.” I think there was some kind of electricity hookup but what about a bathroom? Surely not. Do you have to supply your own bucket or what?

Oh yeah, and PVC Bondage Guy says that she’s going to have her first match soon. Her first match in front of people, I guess. She says, almost certainly rightly, that she doesn’t think that she’s ready for it. Well, at least she has some awareness.

Watching the video again, she reminds me of Ian Ferguson from Pat Contri’s shrill podcast. And he lives with a Mexican person too. Vonnie. His long-time girlfriend Vonnie. You guys all know Vonnie, right? He talks about her constantly. It took me about six months to figure out that he wasn’t saying “Bonnie.” Apparently, “Vonnie” is a real name that people have. At least one person.

Speaking of which, this video is entitled “It’s Matt” (or actually “ITS MATT” because idiot Ideas Man doesn’t know how contractions work. It’s a reference to somebody calling PVC Bondage Guy “Matt” instead of her preferred name of “Metz”. He obviously misheard. She mentions some other similar name that she sometimes gets called too.

Heaven forfend that somebody can’t figure out what the fuck “Metz” is. When you completely invent a name, you have to expect that people won’t always get it right.

God, watching this video now, fully awake this time, PVC Bondage Guy is fucking enormous. And it’s all fat. It’s not right that people are feeding her delusion that this is muscle. You don’t get muscular triple chins.

I’m not here to fat shame. I’m all for PVC Bondage Guy getting into shape. But actually do it. Eat right and exercise. Lift weights. Justin Silverman is not the world’s strongest man.

One of the horntards, presumably as a sick joke, asked PVC Bondage Guy if she’s on steroids and she denied it. Well, maybe start. I mean, if you’re serious about this wrestling shit, which you clearly aren’t.

She also talks about getting injured. She was doing some move and her leg felt numb and she couldn’t move. This does not bode well. She seems to get injured a lot. And look at this fucking exercise regime that she’s on. She’s doing all of her reps at the Chinese buffet instead of the gym. No wonder she’s always injured. You can’t gain 150 pounds in a year or two and expect it not to have a toll on your body.

The horntards also ask why the image is reversed. Like you can see the posters in the background are flipped.

It’s true. Why is this the case? Newt is a professional film maker. There’s probably just a setting on his phone that he has to change. He can’t figure this out?

Anyway, Newt was his usual creepy, self-obsessed, asshole self throughout. And PVC Bondage Guy…well, I’ll always like her no matter how enormous and/or crazy she gets. But maybe Newt can do something right for a change and help PVC Bondage Guy get the help that she so desperately needs. Pool your resources and try to get a group rate for a psychologist. They both desperately need professional help. And not whatever quack Newt claims to be going to or used to go to who would just say, “Stay the course, Ideas Man!”. That person clearly did not have Newt’s best interests at heart. Find somebody competent.

This is problem number ten billion with the US. No mental health support. What is this? The time of Charlemagne?