Destiny Fomo Bought a House

“Sorry I haven’t been around much, I went out for Starbucks and ended up buying a house lol I just picked up the keys a few days ago and have been trying to get my game room set up. Game Room V.31 on the way.”

I…guess that she bought a house. She says that she did, anyway. But that game shelf looks like her previous game shelf. It could be anywhere. Do you maybe want to show the house?

“No, I’ll just take a picture of me smelling my armpit. Thanks anyway.”

And as usual with Whore Fomo, it’s just cryptic bullshit. She went to Starbucks and she bought a house. Yeah, that’s how it works.

She’s always light on the details because this is all the proceeds of crime. She’s a prostitute. She’s living with her pimp TuanX. It’s TuanX’s house. TuanX moved.

I wonder what the horntards actually think about all of this cryptic bullshit that she says. Do they question any of it? Do they not wonder where she seems to be getting all of this money? Because she never talks about a job.

No. They just blindly congratulate her. “Congratulations on somehow acquiring a house. At least I guess it’s a new house. The shelves look remarkably like your old shelves.”

  • “grats on the house glad your hard work paid off and you got what u were hopeing for cant wait to see how much work you put into the house my friend its been great seening the journey you took to get where you are now”

So there’s a guy who’s congratulating her on her “hard work”. WHAT HARD WORK? Does he think that her Twitch streams where she goes to the gym with some other whore are paying for any of this? How are these people rationalising how she’s able to afford all of this shit?

  • “Bruh life gains”

Whore Fomo says, “debt gains lol”

Which bank is giving mortgages to prostitutes? Aren’t they a high-risk category? “I’d like a 30 year mortgage, please. Occupation? Prostitute.”

She’ll be 60 years old and still selling that foul-smelling pussy. And if it smells foul now, how foul is it going to be smelling 30 years from now?

Oh, and this is game room “V.31”. So…this is an alpha build? I don’t think she understands what version numbers mean. Presumably, this is the third room so it would be 3.0 or…for whatever reason she wants to say 3.1. But “V.31”? No. And you’d put the fucking “0” in front anyway. “0.31.” And the “V” isn’t capitalised.

What a fucking dope. But you know who’s even dumber? The fucking idiot banker who gave a prostitute a mortgage. And every single person who left a comment.

4 thoughts on “Destiny Fomo Bought a House

  1. Destiny Matos will be 30 this year, so yes in theory the mortgage will go until she is 60. But it was paid straight cash by Tuan X! Who will want to see these saggy ass titties in 30 years time?

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