Well, I’m back. I was “out of town” for a while. That’s why posts were every other day and not terribly timely. But I’m ready to tackle the holiday backlog of crap, starting with The Ideas Man himself: Mr Newt Wallen.
0:00 – Newt is talking about the state of his channel in terms of subscribers and view numbers. He’s obsessed with this. He says that he’s saturated the market.
What market? Ladyboys who want to watch a complete scumbag talk about tits and gore movies with mental patients? Well, it’s definitely a niche audience. Maybe he’s right.
1:30 – “It’s cool to have people who want to be part of your team.” He’s talking about PVC Bondage Guy and that Venezuelan guy and whoever else he has on the channel. Prostitutes and whatnot. Team Newt!
1:45 – “It’s fairly positive, although every so often something I did like a year or two ago will get picked up by TheCinemassacreTruth and then somebody will do a re-edit of it to try to make me look like Aaron Rodgers or whoever the fuck it was who shot those girls was.”
Oh yeah. I thought that it was a contemporary tweet but I should have known better. Those fags on TheCinemassacreTruth have no fucking lives and just scroll through YEARS worth of stuff, desperately looking for shit to talk about. And they repeat the same three god damn things over and over and over again.
2:15 – “We were doing okay this year until that dude put out that fucking plagiarism video and a bunch of shit all got stirred up again.”
That’s right. That was a remarkably boring video. I think that I wrote about it.
2:30 – Newt says that anyone who watches his streams and videos knows that he’s apologised. What? Where was I?
He gave an “apology” in the sense that James Rolfe apologised. “I’m sorry even though I didn’t do it.” Newt blames everyone for this plagiarism and accepts no responsibility. They were giving him too much work, James should have been writing his own shit, somebody should have been checking Newt’s work, all he did was borrow from this plagiarised work, Newt was working “harder”, not “smarter” by plagiarising, whatever.
He never just says, “Okay, in spite of all of this other bullshit going on, it was me who plagiarised and I shouldn’t have done it.” That’s all you have to say. We know that James Rolfe is an autistic asshole who should been writing his own reviews. Let’s assume that you were over-worked. Let’s assume that Screenwave is a shitty place to work for. You were still the dumbass who plagiarised wholesale for twenty fucking scripts.
You know what I’d do if I plagiarised twenty scripts for Monster Madness? I’d say, “Yeah, I did it. You know why? Because fuck James Rolfe. I’m glad it impacted that lazy retard’s reputation.”
Done. You’d be a hero.
I suppose in a sense, Newt did say that. But he did it in a wishy-washy way. He blames his workload and people not checking his work and shit like this. As though it was inevitable that he’d plagiarise twenty scripts. No. Either give a sincere apology or come out and be unrepentant about it. But Newt tries to play the middle ground and that doesn’t please anyone.
2:45 – “I had to block about 50 dudes on Twitter. I’m pretty sure that a lot of them are the exact same dude.”
Uh huh. I think that it was a certain mentally ill hillbilly who went to special education in Alabama. Imagine how mentally challenged you have to be to go to special education in Alabama. Even by Alabama standards, this guy is mentally challenged.
Oh wait. No. Newt is suggesting that it was me. No. Newt, are you fucking retarded? I’m not on Twitter. I was hardly even on the internet this past week. I was entertaining the ladies. I’m not calling your job. I’m not doing anything other than the blog. Everything that I do in regards to you is contained within the blog. If I’m not writing about it, I’m not doing it.
For example, I’m not watching ANY of your videos except for the ones that I write about. I’m not going through your Twitter unless I’m writing about it. I’m not calling your work. I’m not calling your mayor. I’m not doing anything that isn’t discussed on the blog. I don’t give a shit. You’re delusional if you think I’m doing any of this stuff. You’re not that important, Newt. You’re just a vehicle to get some shitty blog articles out there. That’s it.
3:00 – “What’s your end game? I’m not quitting Youtube.”
Newt. Sit down and listen. I don’t care. For your own benefit, I think that you should quit Youtube. But personally, I don’t give a shit. And if you did quit, I’d be in some real trouble. You’re the star of the blog now. Articles about you get the most comments, the most views, and your crazy bullshit makes for a treasure trove of stuff to write about.
Strictly from a selfish point of view, I don’t want you to quit. I want you to continue to talk about fucking dead chicks up the ass. I want you to continue to obsess over your muse Horseface. I want you to continue your doomed projects involving prostitutes. I want you to continue with your homoerotic adventures with Joe from Game Sack. I want you to continue to exploit PVC Bondage Guy. This shit is the source of much merriment from me a strictly selfish and psycotic point of view and long may it continue.
But again, let me stress, that I would happily give all of that fun up to see you quitting all of this disgusting bullshit and getting your life together. Because what you’re doing is a path to ruin and you’re hurting not just yourself but everyone around you.
Nevertheless, to be honest, I don’t give a fuck and it’s hilarious. So believe me, I’m not trying to stop ANY of this. You do you, Newt. And if somebody is harassing you, as I’m sure they are, just get it out of your head that it’s me. I’ve got other stuff going on and I don’t give the slightest of fucks what you do with your life.
3:45 – Newt says that he’s bored of the plagiarist allegations and says that he wants to hear something new. Exactly. Fuck these homos on Reddit with their endless plagiarism allegations. You’re so much more than that, Newt. You’re a sick fuck who talks endlessly about having sex with a friend of yours who had recently died. You’re a stalker of horse-faced women. You’re a john who puts your favourite prostitutes into your shitty “movies” that nobody watches. You’re an exploiter of the mentally ill. And you’re a paranoid, delusional fuck who thinks that I’m hiding under your bed and plotting your downfall. THESE are the things that more people should be focusing on.
4:30 – Shark Exorcist 2 “premiered” in Japan. According to Newt, he’s now huge in Japan and people want him to appear on their…blogs?
Since Newt is such a bloggerhead, maybe I should invite him to answer some questions.
5:15 – Shout out to “the redhead, my former best friend.”
A lot of my questions would deal with his unhealthy obsession with Horseface. First question, simply, why? What is it about that woman with the horse face and the awful, awful, HORRENDOUS personality that’s just so god damned irresistible to this guy?
But back to this Japan thing, I did see Newt tweet something. It was a bunch of people in Japan at a movie theatre but I didn’t think that it was any film that Newt had anything to do with.
Here it is. I don’t know what this is and neither does anyone else. There are just two confused comments.
5:30 – Newt says that Justin and Horseface (Crystal Quin) were embarrassed to be involved in a Donald Farmer film, which apparently this Shark Exorcist is. Much be why he’s sunk to using prostitutes.
7:30 – “XXX-Mas came out. It made a lot of people’s top 10 list this year.”
What? Who? What lists? I can’t even say that it made anybody’s Top 10 Shitties Movies list. Nobody fucking saw this. He’s completely delusional.
8:00 – Another shout out to old Horseface.
I think that Newt thinks that I’m obsessed with him because this is how he thinks. He gets obsessed with people.
9:30 – “Yeah, we did a whole lot of shit, man.”
I couldn’t agree more, Newt. It’s all total shit.
9:45 – He mentions Sucks 2 Suck. He says, “We kind of butted heads creatively there for a while.”
This must explain why we’ve never heard anything about this piece of shit for so long. She thought that the movie was turning out to be a piece of shit, which, of course, it is, and just wanted to scrap it. It’s unsalvageable. What do you expect with fucking Newt involved in the project? There wasn’t even a script. Not one that anybody used. As with all of Newt’s “movies”, the script gets tossed out and it quickly becomes, “Just ad-lib everything.” What a professional.
10:15 – Newt says that he’s the district manager for some cinema chain. Good for him. Focus more on this, less on the doomed prostitute films.
10:30 – “We lost Christie Berger.”
Oh great. Are you going to talk about that tight asshole some more, Newt? She died of cancer, right? But what a hottie! Remember all of those times when you’d bend her over and really give it to her? Tell all of us creeps on Youtube about it.
“One of my favourite people ever.”
What a bizarre way to speak about a former girlfriend. He never mentions that she was his girlfriend. It was just a friends with benefits thing, wasn’t it, Newt? What a slut! Tell us more about this filthy whore who died of cancer.
10:45 – “Fallon, Christie, and I had shot a couple of reviews.”
Newt…what on earth are you doing? NOBODY CARES! Tell us about your sidepiece who died of cancer. About what SHE did. What was SHE like?
He doesn’t fucking get it. And he’s read these articles. He’s read every one. He keeps them in a personal archive. He knows my objection. He knows that I’ve repeatedly called him out for being an insensitive piece of shit, in the extreme, for not saying ONE WORD about this dead woman other than how much he enjoyed fucking her. And yet he CONTINUES.
So he talks about releasing a video with this dead woman, that old whore Fallon, and himself and says, “I think her parents would really appreciate that.”
It’s unbelievable. So her parents are watching Newt’s channel? Do you suppose that they appreciated him going on and on and on about how much he enjoyed fucking their daughter up the ass? He’s incapable of behaving like anything even approaching a normal, civilised human being.
“She and I just bounced off of each other really, really, really well.”
So you’ve said. In great detail. More cushion for the pushing, am I right?
11:00 – “The negative that came from it is a former best friend and a former ex-girlfriend both came to the funeral and apparently they were mocking my reaction to everything and the video that I put out.”
This is insanity. You mean the video where you talked endlessly about fucking this woman in the ass? Yeah, I can see mocking that. I can see getting punched in the face over that. I can see her parents banning you from the funeral over that.
And this is what Newt mentions as the one “negative” that came from this woman dying: Horseface made fun of him. It’s unbelivable. His friend died a painful cancer-ridden death but the REAL shame was Horseface making fun of him. Fuck you, you fucking degnerate piece of shit.
So it’s not just me who was aghast by those videos that Newt did where he talked about fucking that dead chick up the ass. Justin and Horseface were also disgusted by those videos. And they’ve expressed their displeasure to Newt. And yet, Newt STILL doesn’t see a problem with those videos. And even in this video, he’s CONTINUING the same fucking self-obsessed behaviour.
Not even when he’s talking about a friend of his dying can Newt talk about something other than himself. And what he’s talking about is disgusting. We don’t need to know about you sodomising this dead woman. What kind of a eulogy is that? And then he talks about how tragic it was…that Horseface made fun of him.
11:30 – “That’s why I go back to not apologising for things any more because I’ve paid my debt and I don’t get to hide behind the clout and the company and the ad revenue.”
Believe me, Justin Silverman and Horseface are not beyond criticism. But you, Newt Wallen, are a giant piece of shit who should greatly modify your behaviour. Forget about apologising, just stop being an asshole.
Do you really need to be told not to talk about having sex with a woman who just died? And that was the only thing that he talked about it. He talked about how how she was, how she was a dancer or something, the sexy pictures that he had of this woman, and how much he fucked her. That was his memorial video of this woman. This was the video that he was RIGHTLY mocked over. He got off lightly by merely being mocked.
11:45 – “A lot of the things I’ve been doing this year is to show people that I’m better than they ever could have imagined.”
I’m at a complete loss for words. If this is Newt on his best behaviour…let’s just move on.
12:30 – “I want people to do things that they’re actually excited by and proud of.”
Umm…you mean your tits and gore “movies” that star prostitutes? Is this really happening? Newt is presenting these as good movies. In the past, he’s basically admitted that they’re shit. But now…it’s high art. We should be proud of Sucks 2 Suck and XXX-Mas and Shark Vampire.
14:45 – “They’re going to call you a plagiarist for the rest of your life. What are you going to do about it?”
This is something that his new “friends” (prostitutes) who are only working with him because they want to see his artistic vision come to frution allegedly say to him.
Again, plagiarism is way down the list of Newt Wallen’s faults.
15:15 – Then he says that he’s making these horrible tits and gore “movies” as a tribute to his friend Christie whose ass he really enjoyed fucking.
By the way, we’ve NEVER heard about this woman before she died. NOT ONCE. But she’s a huge influence on everything that The Ideas Man does. That must have been some schincter. Maybe it was anal cancer and the tumours added to the experience. Ribbed for your pleasure.
16:15 – Florida Man. First four issues are done. Apparently.
Then he just moves on. Where are the comics, Newt? I’ve been waiting YEARS for these comics. I’m not going to buy his shitty movies but I’ll buy the fucking comics. Where are they?
By the way, the comic is a stolen idea. “Florida Man” is a “meme”. There was also already a comic book based on this “meme” character, also called “Florida Man”. It’s just more plagiarism. That’s all that this guy knows how to do. Monster Madness wasn’t a one-off. This guy could not come up with an original idea to save his life.
17:00 – Newt says that in a perfect world, “Reddit would go, ‘You know what? We were wrong about that Newt. He made a mistake but he owned up to it.'”
But that’s never happened. Newt never did his part. He never owned up to it.
“And my friends would say ‘We’re really sorry that we made fun of you during the two worst times of your life'”
What? You mean when you got fired for wholesale plagiarism and then said some heinous shit to Horseface and the gang so they stopped talking to you?
And the time when your friend died and you made Youtube videos that were all about how sweet her colon was?
Those are the two times, Newt? You expect apologies for this behaviour? YOU should be apologising to THEM, you fucking retard. You should apologise to that woman’s family. You should apologise to PVC Bondage Guy. You should apologise to the prostitutes.
Newt is so self-obsessed that he can’t even imagine that he’s ever done anything wrong. This is all on him. Nobody should apologise to Newt but Newt has a laundry list of people who he should apologise to.
Where’s my apology? Newt goes on his fucking Youtube channel and calls me crazy and makes totally baseless allegations that I’m calling his work and the mayor and I’m spamming shit on his Twitter. I’m not doing any of that, Newt. I await your apology.
I’ve done nothing except call Newt out for his bullshit. As his bullshit became more aggregious, I became less diplomatic with my language. That makes me crazy? I’m crazy for saying that his “movies” are all shit? No. That’s an objective fact.
I tell him that he should stop all of this shit and focus on his job because he has the world’s worst ideas and he has no fucking talent. These are facts. Anyone with a brain can see this. I’m just trying to help out by telling him not to waste any more time and money on these projects that are doomed to fail. He has no talent for any of this. Plainly. But in Newt’s twisted world, if you’re not encouraging him to waste his life on this shit, you’re a crazy person and you need to apologise.
Newt, you’re the one off who’s off in Cloud Cuckoo Land if you believe that anybody wants to watch Shark Vampire. You can’t write. You can’t make a movie. These are harsh realities. I don’t apologise for that. You should be thanking me. I’m telling it like it is. If you follow my advice, you won’t lose any more time or money on these idiotic projects and in the process, maybe you’ll find something that you’re actually good at and enjoy.
17:45 – “I’ve accomplished a lot when it comes to being a better person.”
Cite some examples of this, Newt.
None. Not one. He just moves on to his therapy and medication.
18:00 – “Giving up my time to people when it comes to charity.”
Really? Let’s hear more about that. What charity work are you doing, Newt? Because he says that he works 16 hour days. Where is he fitting in the soup kitchen duty?
18:15 – “Trying to re-energise relationships that I had in the past because they got fucked up and me giving attention to the wrong people. There are some ex-girlfriends, you guys have never met, who I’ve been able to be friends with again.”
WHO CARES? You’re just trying to fuck these women up the ass. Is this part of your charity work?
19:30 – Newt gave his phone number out in the Discord and said if anyone is feeling suicidal to call him. Maybe this is the mystery charity work that Newt was talking about.
Because really, if Newt was doing any charity work AT ALL, we would have heard about it. He would have filmed it. He’d be zooming in on hot hobos who he wants to have sex with.
21:00 – “There’s a lot of Youtubers who I’m big friends with, and, again, it’s hard for them to be friends with me but I tell them, ‘What you do is fucking great'”.
Joe from Game Sack? The guy who you showed your penis to? I see. You boys go have fun. Your secret is safe with me.
21:30 – “It’s an old saying, ‘It doesn’t cost anything to cheer on somebody who makes art.'”
What? That’s not an old saying. That’s nothing.
But you know what else doesn’t cost money? Telling somebody that their “art” sucks penis. Doesn’t cost a cent. Totally free.
22:00 – “Thank you to everyone who has stuck with us, who’s watched us, who comments, who gives criticism (whether it’s constructive or not).”
Yeah. That’s what I’m here for, Newt. So stop crying like a bitch. I’m entitled to my opinion. And, frankly, my opinions in regard to your shitty “movies” and your shitty behaviour are almost fact. I’m not saying any of this stuff to be a jerk. I’m saying it because it’s true.
I wish that it wasn’t true. I wish that Shark Vampire was a good idea. I wish that talking about fucking dead chicks up the ass was a cool thing to do. But it’s not. We don’t live in that world. We live in a world where shitty “movies” exist and shitty people exist. Your “movies” are shit and you’re shit. I’m sorry. I genuinely wish that it wasn’t so. But it is so.
22:45 – He says that he expected to make the puppet Plan 9 from Outer Space movie and Shark Vampire but he didn’t have time with work.
So yeah, speaking of plagiarism: puppet Plan 9 from Outer Space. I forgot about that one. Newt really likes stealing from movies that are in the public domain. Legalised plagiarism.
24:30 – “Ryan from Screenwave might say ‘It’s trash'”.
Newt is talking about how it was his childhood dream to make movies. Tits and gore movies, apparently.
Well, guess what, Newt: Ryan was right. Even that lunatic who dresses as a lady can see that your ideas have absolutely no merit.
Then Newt waffles on about supporting each other and his obsession with Horseface some more. That’s the video.
He never gave a proper apology and he never will. In his deranged mind, he did nothing wrong. Screw this guy, he’s a thief, liar and a conman.
He had to block 50 dudes huh? What did they say exactly? Could’ve been fair criticism for all we know. Elaborate and also show screenshots of the comments. When you’re a pathological liar like Newt, you have to back up everything you say with real proof.
Fucking Savage. Had to be written though.
He has revenge fantasies and feels the need to get back at people for his own faults and fuck-ups. This guy needs serious psychiatric help.
For fucks sake Newt is such a piece of shit.
This is IMO the best blog you have written about “The ideas man” he reads everyone of them so hopefully this truth will make him understand how big of a POS he really is. It’s incredible to me some of the things he does and then blames other people for and plays the victim. His unhealthy obsession with Horseface is truly scary. This woman never actually dated him and had a boyfriend the whole time they were “together”. Apparently now she also dated/hooked up with Justin Silverman as well, so that’s got to be killing Newt!
I’ve seen that allegation before, they didn’t elaborate either. We all know how internet “rumor mills” are. I would need actual evidence to believe that, like a selfie of Justin sitting on her horse face. Not trying to “body shame” but damn. Can he even get hard at this point? Even just some tangential evidence- other than someone saying “i heard”.. it sounds like something that came out of The Cinemassacre truth reddit.
Actually, Newt was talking about being with (having sex with, presumably) Justin Silverman’s sister. This has been discussed before by other people so it seems credible, and Newt himself is saying it. He said this in his most recent stream. I was going to talk about it but he talks about being abused as a child in that stream and…I just don’t want to get into it whether it’s true or not, attention-seeking or not, whatever.
But yeah, it’s weird. And the person who was talking about Newt getting with Justin’s sister said that Justin’s sister is/was a prostitute. So this all meets Newt’s criteria. He pays women for sex.
Anyway, Newt was talking about being with Justin’s sister in the present tense, I think. I was drifting in and out of sleep a lot during this stream so I’m not 100%.
So this seems to give some credence to the seemingly impossible idea that Justin Silveman is with Horseface. They obviously all mix in the same social circle. Very intimately. And Justin was married. People have said that he’s smooth with the ladies. And Justin and Horseface were at that funeral together. So who knows? Crazier things have happened. I guess.
Newt dated Justin’s sister. She moved out to Arizona and he moved out there to live with her… for all of about 72 hrs. Then came back on a plane to NJ and started working the night shift in a motel. It’s all on his Facebook page in depressing detail, although you prob need to be friends with him to actually read those posts, don’t think they are public anymore.
Interesting. Some of those details do ring a bell. I also remember reading through the grapevine that our favorite Italian hacker of movies was hitting it as well…nothing would suprise me. Maybe a 3some. Justin, Tony and horseface. If that isn’t titillating, idk what is….