Erin has great taste in music. Did you know she used to work in a record store? It’s true. She also wrote for a music blog. And she played the drums for a few months in grade school. So she’s an expert at music. Let’s check out her expert musical playlist.
Jimmy Eat World’s cover of Last Christmas. I have to say that this one passed me by. I was never a Jimmy Eat World fan.
I know of them. Let me look this up. Formed in 1993? I should be familiar then. I’ll look up their greatest hit.
Oh yeah. I know this one. It’s gay, though. I didn’t like this “The West Coast” pop punk bullshit.
Did they have any other hits? I’ll look at the top results on Youtube. Sweetness. Never heard of it. Pain. No. 555. No. Work. No. Big Casino. No. At least that one is more than one word, though.
So no. I think this was a one hit wonder band.
Let’s give a few seconds to Last Christmas which is already a homosexual song…I mean…who originally sang this? Wham. Yeah. Come on.
But let’s hear another homosexual band’s rendition.
I didn’t think it was possible but these boys out-gayed George Michael. I’m not even saying this as a joke. You have these guys with extremely effeminate voices. There are jingle bells. No thanks. I don’t associate sodomy with the birth of the Messiah.
What else do you have, Erin? That was a total dud.
“Julian Casablancas’ cover of the SNL song, ‘I Wish it was Christmas Today’ is a total banger.”
Uh huh. A “banger” you say. I hold out no hope for this. A cover of a song from Saturday Night Live: America’s Premiere Showcase of Bafflingly Unfunny “Comedy”.
And I don’t know who the fuck Julian Casablancas is.
“Best known as the lead vocalist and primary songwriter for the Strokes.”
Get some new bands, Erin. We’ve heard all of this shit before. The Strokes. Weezer. Britney Spears. That’s the extent of her musical tastes.
Gay.
I’ll be honest, it doesn’t matter who’s singing, ANY song about Christmas is going to be gay. Who wants to listen to this?
“and lastly, *Nsync’s “Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays” is a classic and you cannot tell me otherwise.”
I’m not an 11 year old girl in the year 1996, Erin. Who the fuck is this list for?
Well, it starts with the late, great Gary Coleman. That’s something in its favour at least.
Then it quickly descends into hardcore homosexuality. No adult woman can possibly find any enjoyment from that song? It’s for pre-adolescent girls. What is wrong with her? Her taste in music has not evolved since she was in the sixth grade.
“I would always get super stoked when KROQ would play No Doubt’s cover of Oi to the World lol”
Erin is a big skinheads fan, guys. Well, I wasn’t expecting this. I wonder what her favourite Skrewdriver song is.
It’s gay, of course.
This was a thing when I was in high school. Skinheads, not so much Gwen Stefani. And it was like the mid 1990s. They talked about “braces” (the British term for suspenders). They wore Doc Martens. They said “oi.” They listened to bands like Skrewdriver.
But it’s all from the 1970s. And it’s a British thing. How did they know about this? Maybe from movies. Romper Stomper. And there was that other Skinhead movie that came out in the 1990s…oh, I was thinking American History X but it couldn’t have been that because that was in 1998. Too late.
It was definitely a thing, though. And not just with this handful of kids who I knew in high school. Because even in grade school, I knew the names of skinhead “gangs”.
They were normal folk. They were friendly to me. I hung out with them. I didn’t give a fuck. But they all quit school by the 10th grade. It’s a shame. One of them works in a factory or something now, so good for him. But it’s crazy how many people I know who didn’t finish high school. I was there. I saw it happening. But it was totally removed from me. I couldn’t imagine quitting school in the tenth grade. What are you going to do?
But yeah, Erin is all about the skinheads. Who knew? It reminds me of when Horseface claimed that the best people were Norwegian or something. Let me look this up.
“I always associated Death Cab For Cutie’s “Transatlanticism” with the holidays because of this song and I didn’t know it had a music video until now lol”
It’s gay. Every male singer she likes has a soprano voice.
“And of course, it wasn’t Christmas for middle school Erin unless this Britney track was playing”
I won’t even listen to it for two seconds.
So that’s Erin’s horrible, terrible, boring Christmas playlist.
Oh, Erin was also experimenting with some AI art. Let me try it out.
Here’s Waffen Erin for your little Hitler Youth.
No offense but why doesn’t your fuck-o pop box have normal letters? Maybe she wasn’t using AI at all and just a fuck-o pop maker app thing.
She was using some kind of Mad Libs-style thing where you put what colour hair you want and what accessories you want but it’s using AI. I then took the picture and edited it in Stable Diffusion.
The words are wrong because that’s how AI art is at the moment. They don’t recognise words. I don’t know the technical reasons. But you see even in Erin’s version, the letters aren’t right. “Strokes” doesn’t look right, for example.
Some AI…things are better than others when it comes to letters. For example, I made the banner on CinemassacreTruth using some AI program that specifically is supposed to be good with text. It still didn’t get it right, it misspelled “Cinemassacre” as Cinemasscare” but I edited it in Paint to get it right.
Not bad!