So we’ve got Horseface and Cayley for this one. “Who’s Cayley?” you might be asking. Well, it’s another local skank who Tony knows who has a Youtube channel about movies. A Youtube channel that nobody watches. She started it a year ago and pretty much abandoned it once she found out that simply being a slutty woman wasn’t enough to get views.
She also goes by the name Lucy Tightbox. That’s hot, right? Are we all ready to jerk off? Lucy Tightbox is in the house. This fucking 35 year old heavily tattooed woman who’s a 4/10 at best. She allegedly has a tight pussy. We’re supposed to jerk off to this.
Here’s her Christmas tweet. Celebrate the birth of our Saviour by behaving like a whore. I don’t even know which one she is. It’s a trio of horse-faced 35 year old women. I think she’s the one in the middle in the second picture because she’s all tatted up but maybe all of them are tatted up. I don’t know.
If you looked like any of these women, would you put a “sexy” outfit on and go out and try to trade on your “sex appeal” at a public event? I’d be humiliated. I’d say, “Nobody wants to see this. Who am I kidding. I’ll dress with dignity instead.”
But these completely delusional women think that they’re hot chicks. They think that they’re porn star quality. Everybody is going to be excited to see these horse-faced, chubby, 35 year old, tatted up women.
In what universe? Is this all you need to be considered hot in Pennsylvania? Just dye your hair a kooky colour, put a lot of makeup on, get all tatted up, and dress like a whore? That’s all it takes? Fucking Tony from Hack the Movies can do that.
Let me check out one of her videos. Maybe she’s engaging.
Well, now that I see her up close, I was wrong to say that she’s 35. She’s at least 40.
And as for being engaging, this is just a boring, highly-edited, “review”. Every pause between sentences is edited out. I hate that shit.
So now that I’ve properly introduced this tight-pussied, 40 year old hot chick, let’s see what she, Tony, and Horseface have to say about…Edward Scissorhands. Oh, I can’t wait. Only two hours long.
1:00 – Tony makes a joke about how much he likes Mint Salad. I’m very close to turning this off already. It’s extremely distasteful that he encourages this woman getting pissed on by her pimp for money. I have no doubt that Tony himself has pissed on Mint Salad for money.
Tightbox over here sounds like she’s been chainsmoking for 30 years.
1:45 – Horseface says to Tightbox, “I really liked you before” in her usual flirty, complimentary, “Please love me and tell me that I’m a hot chick too”, faux lesbian way. FUCK OFF, HORSEFACE!
2:30 – Tony shilling for his Patreon with some guy nobody has ever heard of. He also advertises Mint Salad. It’s really gross.
7:30 – Horseface pretends to get excited over Angela Landsbury.
“Wait…you mean that old woman from Murder She Wrote?”
The very same. Because Horseface is a big time lesbian who finds all kinds of women to be sexy. She’s all about the sexy ladies. Even Angela Landsbury who was between the ages of 60 and 80 when Murder She Wrote was on.
I’ll just let these degenerates drone on in the background while I talk about the main reason I decided to talk about this video.
Tony made a community post. I have no idea who’s reading the community posts on Youtube but somebody left a comment on the blog about this which alerted me to this. Here’s Tony’s post:
So some of you have been asking, and I keep forgetting to make this post. I moved back in with my dad this year until I can afford a home of my own (which looks like it’s going to be awhile but let’s move on) earlier this month he got Covid the day before we were set to shoot the episode and I couldnt have people come in to shoot. This is why we did Homeward Bound as an emergency. We will be doing the episode eventually. Hopefully, next month. I just didn’t want to rush it, and also, our schedules are all over the place due to the holidays. So there you go. The episode will happen. It will hopefully happen sooner rather than later.
Now, I saw a video that had JessDayDreaming (the intern) and Horseface and I think Johanna in what was purported to be Tony’s apartment. This was, I don’t know, within the past six months. I must have written about it but I can’t find it.
He was moving in or something. So…was that not his apartment? Was it his father’s home?
Anyway, the guy quits his job and then moves in with his father? The job must have been absolutely unbearable.
He’s apparently not been able to find another job. Surely, he’s not planning on making Hack the Movies his full-time job.
Anyway, that’s unfortunate. I’m turning this video off at 13.00, by the way. It’s unbearable even as background noise.
Moving back in with your parents at 35 or whatever Tony is. I’m not here to criticise, it’s just an unfortunate situation. I moved back “home” in my mid 20s but I worked. And I was only there for a couple of years at the most. I did everything I could to get out of that place.
In your mid 30s, that has to be rough. And doing a Youtube show?
What he needs to do, obviously, is find a job. There are plenty of jobs out there. It doesn’t have to be Walmart but it could be Walmart. And he can still do the show. Film in the evenings or weekends or whevenever he’s off. If there’s a scheduling conflict with Horseface, all the better. Find somebody else.
oh this was covered on the reddit a while ago.. yeah he said he quit his job to go full time for Hack the movies.. but he was let go. he is literally living in his parent’s basement doing this show full time now.. good job Tony your not famous go get a job like everyone else.
Wait he didn’t actually quit on his own? Did someone prove that? I must have missed that.
If he was fired, why would he still be associated with Screenwave? My understanding is that they’re getting a cut of whatever money he’s making and they’re doing…whatever it is that they do for him.
his other job he was let go, screenwave hes not associated with anymore why he doesnt have the slick studio from what I know. Im trying to find where he was let go
Just yesterday he started promoting her channel on his community tab on there too. He loves starting cross marketing shit with every idiot who guests on his show. I almost guarantee he promoted her on Twitter and Facebook as well. He usually always does simultaneously.
Just checked. Yup, he did.