Why the PlayStation 5 is the best console yet – Lydgendary

Oh baby. What a Kwanzaa gift this is. She’s wearing a Speed Valley shirt. Is that something? I’ll look it up.

Not that I’m seeing. There are many things called “Speed Valley” but none stand out and none really feature a car.

1:00 – She describes the Playstation 5 as both “beautiful” and “chunky”. Much like Lydia herself. She’s built more for comfort than for speed.

3:00 – She’s talking about how the controller is the right weight. Doesn’t feel too light or too heavy. “I don’t feel fatigued holding it in my hands.” Oh baby. This is giving me ideas.

3:30 – Now she’s showing her various games. I think that this is going to be the rest of the video. Talking about her individual games.

19:30 – Did she say “junky”? That’s weird. It’s not a term that I’ve ever heard in the UK. Or “junk”. Even in the US, “junk” was something that I rarely heard. You’d hear it on Ricki Lake or something, some urban lady would claim that somebody has too much junk in the trunk, as the lovely Lydia perhaps has.

21:00 – She claims that she’s a big Star Trek fan. Uh huh.

So that’s the video. She enjoys the Playstation 5. Those 24 minutes just flew by.

Some of the horntards argue with her about whether or not the Playstation 5 truly is the best console. Guys, nobody cares. This isn’t how you pick up chicks.

Anything interesting on her Twitter? Doubtful but you live in hope.

No. Just some pictures of her holding up video games.

So I went to the grocery store today. I’m writing this on 23 December, so I’m writing from the past. And there’s some asshole middle aged guy whipping around the store, pushing his cart.

Now, it’s not like in the US where everyone has one of those big, wheeled carts. Most people don’t have those. Most people just have a small hand cart. You get £20 or £30 worth of shit.

It was also really crowded because people are buying stuff for Christmas. But this piece of shit thought that he was the only person in the store and only his time mattered. So he’s running around like a fucking buffoon.

If you’re that stressed, if you’re that pressed for time, re-evaluate your life.

I also get annoyed at people running for buses or trains. Hey, asshole, it’s not my fault that you couldn’t set your alarm five minutes earlier. Don’t bring that panicky bullshit to me. I got here on time.

Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. This is the Christmas article.

7 thoughts on “Why the PlayStation 5 is the best console yet – Lydgendary

  1. Holy shit! is that really her? I looked up “Lydgendary Onlyfans” in google and literally got only 2 hits. Kelsey Lewin (who looks like porn starlet Mika Kim) in Ircha Gaming. no onlyfans just instagram. and no other hits. strange. Under images it’s a lot of redheads, not her, in gamer chairs with knobs half out. What I’m trying to say is merry Christmas everybody.

    1. Ha. No. It’s not her. I made it in Stable Diffusion. AI art. I used keywords like “red hair, short hair, bobbed hair, black lingerie, Christmas, Christmas tree, Christmas decorations, sitting on floor, sexy, chubby, pale”. I couldn’t get it to make a Kirby or even a round, pink plush toy so I copy and pasted one from Google images and added it in Paint.

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