Tony from Hack the Movies Shaved his Head

He apparently tweeted about this and then the boys at TheCinemassacreTruth on Reddit got excited (they love talking about men’s appearances) and then Tony deleted it. I guess. Because I’m not seeing the tweet. But here’s the picture:

Anyway, good for him. I think that he was cutting it short for a while. Maybe using a 4 guard or something on some clippers. And then he shaved it. This is what I’ve said I did so maybe he’s taking balding advice from the blog.

I was about 31 or 32 when I shaved my head. So a few years younger than Tony. Even though I started by gradually using shorter and shorter clippers, so that I didn’t just one day have a shaved head, people still made comments when I actually shaved it. But then they get used to it. And when you meet new people that’s the only way that they know you. So it’s fine.

I don’t think it had any impact one way or the other with the ladies.

But it’s just a necessary thing, really. What’s the alternative? Look like fucking James Rolfe? Get a hair transplant like some vain homo? Start using that snake oil that makes your dick go limp?

I used to shave it twice a week. Then once a week. Now I aim for once a week but if I go past a week, I don’t give a fuck. It’s not like I’m fooling anyone. People know that I’m shaving because I’m bald, not for fashion. And I’m in my mid 40s. Who cares?

But it’s a whole lot easier than going to a barber and having to worry about what you’re going to do with your hair. “Oh, give me the Ricky Nelson”. Fuck that gay shit. You can shave in, whatever, 10 or 15 minutes from the comfort of your own home.

I can’t think of any problems that I’ve had since shaving it. Once in a great while some kid will say something. “That guy looks like Hitman” or something. But it’s not even really an insult. It’s just a factual statement. I’m bald and wearing a suit, much like the beloved video game character Hitman.

So it’s a complete non-issue as far as I’m concerned. It was slightly traumatising at the time but just the realisation that I was balding was traumatising. Actually shaving was fine. It was a solution to the problem. And I’ve not been concerned about it since.

7 thoughts on “Tony from Hack the Movies Shaved his Head

    1. Because they’re obsessive homosexuals and going through MONTHS of Tony’s tweets. I gave up after a couple of days of Tony’s tweets looking for it. He posts like 50 times a day. What is wrong with those losers going through thousands of tweets for stuff to talk about?

    2. Yeah he did this shit a while ago. I was like…why is it only now you chodes are both finding out and commenting on it? Also his hair is basically fully back by now? You idiots? Too busy making homo as shit posts about Rolfe or Matei?

  1. I don’t get what the deal is with a shaved head and beard. Shaved head and goatee, got it. But the beard is connected to your head that you just shaved. You’re going to shave your head daily, weekly, whatever and let the rest go wild? It makes no sense. What’s also weird are guys with buzz cuts and long beards like Le bron James. He looks like a retard! Why is anyone spending so much time to care for the hair on the head and not the face? And where do you decide where the beard begins? At the top of the ear? Where you put your glasses? Who knows. Tubs of fat shit, all. Except Le bron.

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