This is a Screenwave production. One of these guys, the obnoxious homo, writes the AVGN episodes now. He’s also the Reddit moderator on TheCinemassacre who banned me.
Same exact format as Hack the Movies. Same 90 minute “reviews” (summaries). Same title formats “(Movie) is (some stupid clickbait adjective)”. Same era of movies (1990s/2000s). Same genre (mostly horror).
Why would I watch this? If I don’t like Hack the Movies, which I don’t, why would I watch a Hack the Movies rip-off?
Actually, who’s ripping off who? Movie Dumpster has been around since 2018 and Hack the Movies since 2014. But Movie Dumpster has been doing this format of videos since the beginning, in 2018. Tony hasn’t been making these videos since 2018, has he? Now I have to check.
That seems to be the first Hack the Movies video, as we know it today. Newt is in it. They discuss the end of Rental Reviews. And that was in July 2020.
So…I don’t know when Rental Reviews started but I wouldnt’ say that Rental Reviews is overly similar to Hack the Movies or Movie Dumpster. At least in terms of the UNBEARABLY long run times.
So I’m thinking that Hack the Movies is the rip off. They ripped Movie Dumpster of all things. And obviously Rental Reviews. God, there’s not an original idea to be found from any of these people.
And to add to it all, Newt Wallen claims that he came up with the idea of Rental Reviews. If that’s true, which is very well may not be, Newt obviously stole the idea from somewhere else.
Why don’t these people rip off GOOD ideas? It’s completely baffling. I guess by ripping off shit ideas, they have the built in excuse of, “Of course my videos are shit. They’re supposed to be. That’s what I was going for.” Pretending that you enjoy making crap is a lot easier than making good videos.
So Problem Child. I fucking hated that kid. I wanted to rip his head off. And I never even saw the movie. The commercials were annoying enough.
I think that the actor who played this kid was on the IMDB forums back when those existed. I’m thinking like 15 or 20 years ago. And his username had the word “Roadie” in it. He would talk about his new job as a roadie for some band. There was a small group of people on IMDB who made it their life’s mission to make fun of this guy. Kind of like those losers from TheCinemassacreTruth on Reddit.
Wow. This video has A LOT more edits than Hack the Movies does. OCD levels of editing. Every two seconds, they’re splicing in some movie footage. I guess it saves us from having to look at these homos for too long.
3:00 – They say if you want more of this “content” you can go to Patreon. What? More of this? More of this shit where two homosexuals speak in rapid-fire succession while movie clips play every two seconds? No. I don’t want more of this. I want less of it. Where can I get less of it?
They havae 178 “patrons”. That’s just sad. They’ve been doing this since 2018. Trying to make money from this.
I’m five minutes in and I’ve already tuned out. They’re just talking a mile a minute. About what? I don’t know. Not the movie, I don’t think.
I can’t. I made it to ten minutes. I can’t listen to this shit any more. UNWATCHABLE, BOYS.
Let me look up that kid from the movie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Oliver_(actor)
Michael Oliver. That’s right. Doesn’t mention what he’s doing now in terms of jobs or whatever. But he’s not acting. He was only in a handful of stuff and he “retired” when he was 16.
https://www.facebook.com/goodhopefm/photos/a.10150151656883887/10151539949848887/?type=3
There’s confirmation that he was working as a roadie at some point. That’s from 2013, though.
http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com/2006/10/michael-oliver.html
There’s his Washed Up Celebrities feature from 2006, which also confirms that he was a roadie. I remember Washed Up Celebrities. I used to go there regularly. Some blog *nostalgia*. Last post was in 2014.
http://michaeloliverfans.blogspot.com/
There’s a blog called “Gay Appreciation for Michael Oliver. That’s right. On the IMDB forums, it was a “joke” to call Michael Oliver gay. So one of these losers obviously made a blog with this same “joke”. This obvious harassment blog is still up seven years later and yet my blog got taken down for some unexplained reason.
https://filmboards.com/board/t/What-happened-to-him%3F-3403794/
Here are people posting the SAME FUCKING “JOKES” years later on some website that tried to be the successor to the IMDB forums. How long are they going to do this? It’s like 20 years of this shit now.
Anyway, that’s Movie Dumpster. Totally unwatchable. Aggressively awful. Avoid at all costs. And fuck that asshole Sean O’Rourke.
Here’s how they got the title “Movie Dumpster.” these two guys got together and said what are our favorite things. The one guy said “I like movies.” And Sean O’Rourke said “I like being a cum dumpster.” And thus, Movie dumpster, was born.
Fuck that guy for banning you, And he might said fuck me but hey at least I’m not a slave to some tranny, having to write shitty rants for some retard on the internet.
Sean O’Rourke does seem to be particularly sensitive to transgender issues.
I posted nothing but positive messages there. I was doing it semi-sarcastically but I was also trying to offset the relentless homosexual negativity of the fags from TheCinemassacreTruth who had taken the place over. So I’d get banned. Banned for positing positive messages about how the Screenwave guys aren’t so bad and AVGN videos are okay. I don’t remember exactly what I wrote.
But what got me banned for good was I referred to a man in a dress as a “woman”. I used quotes around “woman”. That’s it. That’s all I did. I didn’t say anything about transgenders or anything. I was referring to somebody who made a Youtube video criticising TheCinemassacreTruth.
So Sean O’Rourke personally messaged me and said that I’m not welcome on the sub any more as a result of that comment. He also reported me to Reddit, who banned me for like a week.
I don’t understand the hardcore lock step compliance that everybody has to deny reality and say that a man who decides himself he is a woman, even 5 minutes ago, is a woman. Guys like him probably give then hummers in the of “trans rights”
“Why don’t these people rip off GOOD ideas?”
They ripped off Red Letter Media with Rental Reviews and it still sucked. When you have no skill or talent the end result is gonna be shit regardless of what is your inspiration.
Of course it wouldn’t be good but Rental Reviews was at least watchable.
How the hell are these people able to talk about a movie for longer than the movie’s runtime?