WTF Wednesday Review : Carrie – Newt Wallen

He’s with that mental case PVC Bondage Guy, who’s eating a burrito.

The initial reaction is to be annoyed by her idiotic behaviour but you just have to remind yourself that she’s mentally ill. She’s suffering.

So sure, a normal-functioning person knows not to eat a burrito when you’re reviewing a movie but this woman has serious fucking problems. Video etiquette is pretty low on her list of problems.

She’s on Instagram. I can’t in good conscious link to it but I learned of it from a comment on the blog. The whole thing screams insanity. She’s sticking her tongue out in literally at least 90% of the pictures. In one picture, she’s sticking her tongue out with her brother, who is also sticking his tongue out, and she mentions that he has a “self-made forking”. Something like this. So her brother cut his tongue in half himself. Mental illness is obviously a problem in her family.

She has pictures where she’s talking about guys cutting her breasts and how exciting she finds this.

She has pictures of her pet snake, who she refers to as a “noodle”.

She talks about selling nudes.

She uses the letter “V” every time the letter “U” should be utilised.

She posts weird bikini pictures of her in a hotel during some swingers thing.

And these pictures are from like five years ago. So she was…I don’t know…20?

She also talks about being “trans”, even five years ago.

This is all obviously the product of severe mental illness. So am I going to call her a dumb bitch for eating a burrito during this stupid Youtube video? No, there’s a different standard for the mentally ill.

I was in the grocery store recently. And some woman was on her phone the whole time and invading my personal space. And she’s just piling items into her arm. No basket. And even though I tried to avoid her, we ran into each other a few times during the trip. Talking on the phone the whole time. And I’m thinking, “This dumb fucking bitch. Just put your phone down.”

Then we get to the self-checkout at the same time. She’s still on her phone. She scans the items, pays for them, puts them all back in her arm, and leaves. No bag. She’s just going to walk around town with a pile of food in her arm. We were in the city centre, by the way.

Mental illness. It had to be. What healthy person would behave like this? So then I felt bad about wishing death on this woman earlier in the day.

So Carrie. I’ve seen it. I’ve seen the movie. So let’s see what a lunatic and a complete scumbag have to say about this 50 year old movie.

1:30 – Newt is drinking from a large bottle. It’s too small to be some kind of family-sized bottle but too big to be a single-serving bottle. Is this the size of single-serving beverage bottles in the US now? This giant fucking bottle?

5:15 – PVC Bondage Guy is talking about how religious classmates of hers were going to take her to some kind of retreat but her father intervened because he thought that they were going to have sex with her. Ummm…I refer to my previous comments about mental illness.

Then in the middle of this story, Newt interrupts and starts talking about himself. Good job, Newt.

9:00- PVC Bondage Guy says, “I used to have all kinds of fantasies about lashing out against my parents, people who were tormenting me in high school and all of that, and earlier.” She goes on to suggest that she would have killed somebody if she had seen this movie earlier.

So it seems that PVC Bondage Guy’s mental illness goes back some considerable time. It’s unfortunate. Why is Newt not telling her to get help? Why is Newt, instead, exploiting this woman for pennies? Because he’s a total scumbag.

9:30 – “People stare and laugh at me all the time. I mean, I get it. I know I look a little nuts.”

If it were only the physical. You have genuine mental health problems, PVC Bondage Guy. Go get the help you need.

10:00 – Now Newt is talking about tits and gore…

11:00 – PVC Bondage Guy finished his burrito. She nearly choked on that last bite. She was taking tiny bites throughout but the final piece was big.

Then PVC Bondage Guy starts talking about some video game where you kill your family or something. I’m not even listening at this point. I was too engrossed by PVC Bondage Guy eating. But she says that she played this clearly psychotic game “a million times.”

Newt doesn’t give the slightest of fucks about any of this. Because it’s not about Newt. So Newt starts eating his burrito. I think that they’re just wraps, actually but I’ve already said “burrito” so I’m sticking with it.

14:15 – “My parents seem to be realising that they fucked up. And how much am I forgiving them, how much am I trusting them?”

Issues to be discussed with a competent therapist, PVC Bondage Guy.

On the subject of therapists, or alleged therapists, SupaPixelGirl aka SupaPixelWeaver aka a hundred other names is gone from Youtube, Twitter, Instagram, and whatever else again. If anyone knows her new name, let me know.

20:45 – PVC Bondage Guy starts pouring some…what is this? It’s in a jug. Like fucking moonshine. Well, that’s rural Pennsylvania for you, I guess.

21:30 – Now she’s pouring some other beverage from a different container. It’s a huge white bottle. What is any of this? Why are the bottle sizes so large?

She also said that there’s cat hair in her beverage but she said it’s fine. She continued to pour from these gigantic bottles despite the fact that there was cat hair in her cup.

25:45 – Newt says that he never went to his prom. Neither did PVC Bondage Guy.

27:00 – Now PVC Bondage Guy is trying to scoop the cat hair out of her drink.

28:00 – Newt is talking about Citizen Kane now. This is probably a good time to check out.

Comments. Oh. A comment about the blog. I better watch the rest of the video then. Maybe he mentions the blog.

30:30 – PVC Bondage Guy is talking about an ex-boyfriend who took acid. And then the boyfriend created his own “religion”. And then the boyfriend “forced” her to join this “religion”.

What? What is any of this? This is all stuff to tell your therapist. Not the horntards on Youtube.

Oh great. So I watched that last five minutes for nothing. Newt didn’t mention the blog. This horntard just took it upon himself to mention the blog. So here’s the comment:

  • “Newt always remember that whatever people blog about you or post about you doesnt mean anything toward the type of person you have become. When I was broke and had no job you encouraged me and wanted to help anyway you could. I will never forget that as there was times i was staying on a friends couch and wanted to end it all. It makes me mad when i see these things online, but i know none of it is true. I didnt know you live in Manayunk, I’m over in Lansdale now. hope one day we can get a beer and meet up.”

Newt must have been talking about the blog again in one of his four hour livestreams. Newt, I don’t have the fucking time to watch all of that shit. If you have something to say, leave a comment, give me the timestamp in the video, I don’t give a shit. But you can’t expect me to watch these four hour livestreams to get your latest opinions on the blog. And that last one with PVC Bondage Guy and that prostitute was UNWATCHABLE. I couldn’t even get two minutes into that one.

But anyway, I’m sympathetic to this guy who left the comment, of course. And I’m glad that he’s doing better.

But Newt is a piece of shit. Clearly.

And this isn’t me saying, “Oh, he plagiarised for fucking Monster Madness. What a ‘slob’ he is. I want to suck on James Rolfe’s phallus.”

To the contrary. I was supportive of Newt when he got fired. I thought that it was total bullshit that he got fired. You can read the blog posts about this. I also regularly said that he was good on Hack the Movies.

But the more I learned about Newt, the more I realised that he’s a piece of shit. Talking about fucking a dead chick up the ass? The irony of a guy calling himself “The Ideas Man” when all of his “ideas” are plagiarised and things that a sixth grader would be embarassed by? Hiring literal prostitutes to be in shitty “movies” that may or may not ever get released? Exploiting the mentally ill like PVC Bondage Guy for these videos that get 1000 views? Creepily obsessing over Horseface, who’s one of the few people on earth even worse than Newt?

I’ve given this guy 100 chances to redeem himself. I don’t enjoy calling people pieces of shit. I wish that I could put more positivity out in the world. But I’m bound by the truth. And the truth is that Newt is a piece of shit. I’m sorry. I wish it wasn’t so. But it is so.

5 thoughts on “WTF Wednesday Review : Carrie – Newt Wallen

  1. I went to college with a girl who acts like PVC Bondage Guy. Every third word out of her mouth was “sex positive.” She hated “conservative Christians” because obviously they don’t condone a wild sexual free for all. I looked this girl up on Facebook recently. Moved to California, “married” some girl from her Rollerderby team and calls herself “transmasc,” which just means a girl who is tall and likes to fuck.

    But to go back to the conservative Christians, it’s really not that. It’s just sensible parents who rightfully tell their 14 year old daughter “no you can’t go to that kegger in the woods where you’ll get tag teamed by two 25 year old guys.” The girl is too young to understand the possibilities or consequences and just blames whatever for stopping her good time. God. Jesus. The man. Fox News. George Bush. Trump. Whatever. And if a teenager has good enough parents who are employed, still married, living in a nice enough neighborhood and attentive to what their kids are doing, then they likely do believe in God to some extent and vote for lower crime and lower taxes, which these days translates into “conservative.”

    It kind of also reminds me in a different way about Octavius Kitten who said something once about her stepdad being too cold or something. Probably because he married her mom when she was like 15 or 16 and didn’t want to seem like a creep and feel up her massive juggs, so he probably didn’t give her any hugs or something. The right thing to do actually. And this also made her crazier than she already was.

    So my guess is when PVC Bondage Guy (who isn’t a guy) was in grade 8-12, her parents must have said more than once no tattoos, no piercings, no dressing like a skank, no smoking, no drinking and no staying out after 10, all of which is common sense and would keep her from getting picked up by some much older man. But she read this as “Jesus doesn’t want me to have an orgasm” or something and so here we are.

    Hi newt! Hi PVC BG! Hi other ladyboy commenter!

    1. I’m surprised to see that Octavius Kitten is still uploading videos. I thought that she took some mental health break. But no, she’s kind of been uploading throughout.

      Her voice seems lower. Maybe I’m crazy. Maybe she’s always sounded this way. Maybe she’s a heavy smoker. Or maybe this is related to some “trans” thing but I don’t even know if she…I mean, I know she wears a tie and has a rainbow emoji on Twitter but she talks about playing video games since she was a little girl in her Youtube description.

      She doesn’t seem to be on Twitter any more. She moved to Threads. Whatever that is. Twitter without that evil guy running it. Why is he evil? I don’t know. I can’t even remember his name.

      She had to bury some of her pet rats recently so didn’t feel like streaming.

      1. I remember one of her multiple daily breakdowns led to her slavish simp followers starting the patreon to the time of 3000 pounds per month. She hid the total after the backlash from that, because it is incredible that she could pull that off. So she’s basically set for the time being. She lives with nostalgia nerd, an asshole of the first degree. So he probably pays for everything and she just banks everything. It’s sick. It’s sick that a total nut case never has to work just because she has big tits. You know the big tits she complains about having and says she doesn’t want, yet she acts like they will always accidentally burst out and we can see them, but we never do.

  2. PVC Bondage guy is actually 100% mentally ill. She has had many psychotic breakdowns that she talks about with Newt and also claims to have multiple personality disorder. One of which she crawls on the floor backwards and screams like a pterodactyl. All of which Newt has seen when working with her and hanging out, but does he want her to get help or be on medication?!? NO, he’s just happy to have a friend. WTF?!? that relationship is pretty disturbing how he is using her for the “sex appeal” of his videos like he did Horseface, but she is much more messed up. Some of the childhood trauma PVC guy has endured leads me to believe the entire family has a history of mental illness. She even one time admitted to some very underage disturbing behavior. Funny how 99% of trans people come from trauma and mental illness either diagnosed or not.

    1. Shirley Mason, the woman who the entire multiple personality disorder comes from admitted later in life that she was faking the whole time. After hundreds or studies and thousands of other cases, she said the whole thing was a lie. It might have been a different kind of mental illness where she needed attention but the whole “disease” is fake.
      So when I see someone like PVC BG talk about this stuff I know it’s all a lie and just for attention. She probably has suffered abuse from guys just using her and I feel bad for that. But all she’d have to do is take off the outfit, dress normally and gasp, dare be a normal, possibly “conservative” person and she’ll find a decent guy to take care of her. But she’s got that chip on her shoulder and so it will never happen.

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