Gamer Girls

So we’ve got “Kid” Shoryuken, in his 50s, and weighing 300+ pounds, with his favourite prostitute Destiny Fomo. Yet again. Those TEFL jobs in Japan must be paying WAY more than they were when I was looking.

0:00 – He’s in his studio apartment which does not look anything remotely luxurious. This looks like shitty places that I’ve had. He’s clearly on the top floor, which is a converted attic. You can see this from the angled wall piece behind him. And he has shitty blackout curtains. I have the same curtains. He’s sitting on a shitty little two-seater sofa. It probably pulls out into a bed. I have the same fucking shit. This is sad, lonely man furniture.

At least I’m not living in a converted attic any more. That was some shit.

0:45 – “Luckily, I was not alone, I was with a friend today, my good buddy Destiny was with me today. Kind of my little sidekick.”

And there’s footage of Madam Fomo with a foot of cleavage showing. What a “buddy”.

Does he think that we just fell off the fucking turnip truck? What possible alternative reason could there be for a woman in her 20s, who dresses as Madam Fomo does, to hang out with a fat man with no charisma and a shitty job who lives in a sleazy bachelor apartment in his 50s? I mean seriously. Concoct an explanation for this that DOESN’T involve prostitution. You can’t.

I’m skimming the comments and nobody seems to ask how they met. Or how he knows this woman. Wouldn’t these be common sense questions? Even if you don’t know that prostitution exists, wouldn’t you be watching this video and saying, “Gee, that’s a good looking young woman. How did an old fat guy like you pull this off? I’m an old fat guy too. I’d like to hang out with a young woman. Give me some tips.”

Nothing like that. They just seem to blindly accept that this old fat guy is hanging out with a woman half his age like this is normal. Like they’re all doing this.

I know that the people in the comments are retarded but come on. They’re not curious AT ALL about this “friendship”? “Gee, why don’t I have any friends who get their big tits out on the street?” Nothing like that gets asked. They seem to lack any of the natural curiosity that humans tend to have. They’re like those Eloi people from The Time Machine. There’s a nerd reference for you. I’ve only seen the 1960 movie so if they’re different in other adaptations, I’m talking about the 1960 version.

“Whenever she’s in Tokyo, we always like to make time to hang out together, to go for video games, and to do fun stuff like that.”

“Gee, Kid Shorukyen. All of my friends are big fat nerd guys. How did you score a woman half your age with big tits to play video games with? Does she have a sister? I’d like to hang out with a big titted woman half my age and play video games with her.”

Nothing like that gets asked. They just accept this totally preposterous story and have no interest in finding out how they can recreate this situation for themselves.

1:15 – Then there’s footage from some movie where the character says, “You’re excited? Feel these nipples.”

It’s not even subtle what’s going on here. Why is nobody asking any sexual questions? “Hey, how many times did you fuck her? Because you obviously fucked her. I’m not a fucking retard over here.”

1:30 – “Oh my god. Look who’s here. It is the Destiny.”

And Madam Fomo looks uncomfortable AS FUCK with his usual creepy remarks. Like she always does. And she’s dressed like Chung Li and has a foot of cleavage showing. In public.

Nobody says, “Hey, you’ve got absolutely no charisma and yet you’re hanging out with this woman. How did you do it? I don’t have any charisma either. What’s your secret?”

Then he says, “Is it hot out here or is it just…me.”

More creepy shit, made all the creepier because any non-retard knows that he’s paying this woman for sex, but it’s just presented like this is his “buddy.” Like he’s the Skipper and Madam Fomo is Gilligan and they’re just going to have some wacky, wholesome adventures.

2:45 – He says, “We’ve got our walking shoes on” and pans the camera down to Madam Fomo’s legs. Madam Fomo says, “Mine aren’t really walking shoes.” So the “Kid” says “Well, you’ve got your walking legs on anyway.”

Another creepy comment. I mean, I guess it’s only creepy if you’re buying this guy’s absurd story that they’re just “buddies”. But knowing that he’s a john and he’s paying for this and Madam Fomo is a prostitute, I guess that just goes with the territory. You can say whatever you want and it’s Madam Fomo’s job to be receptive to that shit. “Oh, you’re so witty. Me love you long time. My pussy so wet for you.”

4:45 – Madam Fomo is looking at a $4,000 Dreamcast and the “Kid” says, “Do you have a spare four grand on you?”

She does. This guy paid at least that much to her for this trip. And I suspect that $4,000 isn’t much money for Madam Fomo.

Although, saying that, maybe it is. Because she gives all of her money to her pimp TuanX, presumably.

Madam Fomo says, “That would be most of what I brought this time.” So she brought $4,0000 on this trip. That’s a lot to bring on a trip, a normal, non-sexual trip, but not ridiculously so. I don’t know. But again, this guy is clearly paying Madam Fomo for sex. And it has to be at least $4,000 because she’s with this guy regularly, takes regular trips to Japan, and he showed some “gift” that she got for him that was like $2,000 worth of shit. So if she’s giving him $2,000 worth of shit, he must be spending many multiples of that on her.

6:15 – Madam Fomo wanders off while the “Kid” is talking and he says, “There she goes, just like all the women in my life.”

More creepy bullshit. But yeah, get it together. You’re in TOKYO and can’t get a girlfriend. As a white man. How far down the white man pecking order do you have to be to not be able to get a Japanese girlfriend? I’m not talking about hot Japanese women or even presentable Japanese women. I’m saying ANY Japanese woman. Somebody your age. Somebody who has a couple of kids. Somebody who has a few pounds on her. Somebody who isn’t much to look at. He can’t get ANY of that, even with the well-known white man advantage in Asia.

It may be that even the local prostitutes aren’t interested in him. That’s why he has to fly them in from New York.

12:00 – He’s complaining about the cramped aisles in the store and describes himself as “6’1″, two hundred some odd pounds.”

That’s charitable. Give us the odd pounds. I could MAYBE believe 299 pounds.

12:45 – He just straight up starts filming Madam Fomo’s tits.

17:00 – He’s talking about a trucking game called 18 Wheeler. “I do like me some 18 Wheeler action. You get there, you’re driving your 18 wheeler, and then you go over to the truck stop and you say hi to some ladies. It’s a very realistic game.”

Nobody questions any of this. Nobody says, “Wait a minute…’buddy’? Are you sure about that? Because you seem to make a lot of comments about your fondness for prostitution in your videos.”

I’m looking for people’s reactions to Madam Fomo and nobody seems to care that there’s woman walking around in broad daylight with a foot of cleavage showing. They’re too polite to stare, I guess.

By the way, the “Kid” has this annoying habit of constantly calling Madam Fomo masculine pet names like “Dude” or “Guy” or “Bro”. That just makes the whole thing gay. Because he’s applying male terms to a woman who he’s having sex with. Maybe he’s making her wear a strap on and fuck him up the ass.

23:30 – Good footage of the “Kid”‘s eight year old boy haircut. It has to be a wig.

He also constantly calls Madam Fomo “Destiny”. Like every time he talks to her, when he’s not calling her “bro” or something, he’ll say “Destiny”. It’s a used car salesman trick. Keep repeating the customer’s name to build fake rapport. And Madam Fomo always looks uncomfortable as fuck when he does this. She doesn’t want to be there. She wants nothing to do with this fat, old, disgusting, disease-ridden loser. But her pimp TuanX wants the money.

24:45 – The “Kid” starts talking about kicking ass in video games and then somehow starts talking about getting his ass taken and then he says that Madam Fomo got her ass taken. And Madam Fomo says, “I didn’t get my ass taken”. But this is more creepy bullshit from this guy.

26:00 – He’s back in his sleazy apartment, alone (or maybe there’s a prostitute tied up somewhere) and showing off his games. No. You should not be spending your money on this. Spend it on better furniture and a better apartment.

Then he ends the video by saying that whenever Madam Fomo is in Tokyo, they spend a day together looking for video games, eating, and doing “fun stuff like that.” No mention of the intercourse that obviously takes place. We’re not fucking retards. Just admit it.

Well, I don’t know. I say that but how preposterous would it be if he made a video and said, “Here’s Madam Fomo. I’m going to have sex with her later tonight”?

So I don’t know. It probably is something best left unsaid. And he certainly drops loads of hints of what he’s doing with her. Still, calling her his “buddy” and the lies about the nature of this relationship don’t sit right with me.

• “How much money did you guys spend just to go to Japan and get a hotel flight and everything I want to know because I’m planning on going”

The “Kid” replies, “I actually live here so I couldn’t tell you.”

So just tell us how much you paid Madam Fomo to get there. Well, I don’t know. Is Madam Whoremo providing an itemised list of expenses or is she just saying, “Give me $5,000 and you can spend the day with me and fuck me in the ass.”

• “
• Dude, travel with a woman that actually likes you that way. Don’t waste your Life Hoping like I did. If you’re going to make some memories during the best years of your Life, do it with the woman that actually wants to be your Wife.”

Oh, here’s a guy who actually does seem to recognise what’s going on here. That’s refreshing.

• “Damn! How did you get such a sexy friend??”

And here’s somebody asking the obvious question.

• “Is that a lil boriqua mami in Japan? How did you find a Puerto Rican in Japan?”

Here’s another guy questing this “friend” story.

• “New to the channel, what do you do in Tokyo?”

The “Kid” says, “I’m a teacher and I do various freelance jobs”

Tell us about these “freelance” jobs. Because no way is this TEFL shit paying enough to afford flying Madam Whoremo in for regular sessions. Is it drugs? Pimping? What is it? Just tell us.

• “You better be hitting that bro. LOL it’s your destiny!”

Well, he is but that guy cannot possibly be suggesting that they get into a legitimate relationship. I assume that he’s referencing the obviously prostitution that’s going on.

• “I love your camera skills lol”

That was from Madam Whoremo. If they were “friends” and she wasn’t a prostitute, wouldn’t she be offended by all of the shots of her tits? Something isn’t adding up here. I better put a pot of coffee on. I’m going to be up all night trying to figure this mystery out.