Gamer Girls

“Fire work” is one word, Mr I Wrote a Billion Scripts. But let’s not dwell on Newt’s awful spelling abilities.

I’m lead to believe that Newt talks about going to the funeral of his friend. You know, his friend Cristay who died of cancer and he made a video where he couldn’t stop talking about how hot she was and how much sex he had with her.

Today I lost someone I loved very much – Newt Wallen

This livestream is four and a half hours. So…unless he mentions the funeral in the first ten minutes, I’m in some real trouble here.

0:00 – He’s here with PVC Bondage Guy, who’s wearing…I don’t even know. Some mesh top. Showing off his pecs, I guess.

1:30 – PVC Bondage Guy says that she just came back from a furry convention. She says, “Should I show off the bruises?”

Umm…it gets worse. Believe it or not. So I’ll hold off on commenting.

1:45 – Newt is talking about not being able to stream last week because he, “Wasn’t in the right mind for that.” He was too busy mourning over this woman who died from cancer. Not that she died but just that he wouldn’t be able to fuck her any more.

2:00 – So PVC Bondage Guy is applying yet more makeup in spite of the fact that he’s already covered in makeup and he’s talking about the furry convention that he went to.

3:30- PVC Bondage Guy says, “I finally got the videos.” What videos, you might ask? “The super public threesome that I had.”

Oh. That video. The super public threesome video. From the furry convention.

So some giant creepy nerd starts staring at PVC Bondage Guy and asks him if he was at the convention last year. PVC Bondage Guy says that he was. This giant nerd says that he was there and he filmed this “super public threesome” where 30 people watched. PVC Bondage Guy thought that it was good fortune that she met this guy because she’s been looking for this video for the past year. So she asked him for the video and he obliged.

5:00 –

PVC: I don’t know how much I’m telling of my sexcapades and how much —

Newt: We can tease stuff because I would like to tell some of these stories on the OnlyFans once we get that going.

Then PVC Bondage Guy says, “Like I said, I’ve got bruises all over.”

Then she shows the bruises, which are on her inner thighs, and says, “Somebody bit the fuck out of me.”

“I got bit really hard. It was great.”

Okay, before we get too far into this, let me say that I’m seriously considering no longer writing about Newt. Because I don’t want to encourage him. He has now crossed the line from, “Well, it’s kind of funny to talk about all his idiotic life choices” to “This is genuinely disturbing.”

PVC Bondage Guy has said that he has dissociative identity disorder, formerly known as multiple personality disorder. My understanding of this condition, having worked in a mental health facility, and having spoken to people who have the condition, is that it can only develop if you’ve had severe trauma between the ages of about 7 and 10. There’s something about the brain development during these years that causes dissociative identity disorder if you’ve received severe trauma. If you receive this trauma after the age of 10, you’re likely to develop PTSD instead.

Dissociative identity disorder is a condition where distinct personalities develop in order to cope with the trauma. One personality knows about the trauma while another personality may not know about the trauma. So you get these fragmented memories of your life because it depends which personality was present at any given time when something happened. With treatment, the goal is to collect all of these personalities and memories into one cohesive personality so that you have access to all of the memories.

PVC Bondage Guy is legitimately mentally ill. That’s obvious in everything she says and does. She has serious mental health problems. And Newt Wallen is taking this vulnerable woman, who on many views lacks the mental capacity to consent, and exploiting her hyper-sexual behavior, which is the result of her extreme mental illness, for profit. He’s planning on starting an OnlyFans so that PVC Bondage Guy can tell his disgusting sexual stories.

First of all, I don’t think there’s any market for this. Are you going to pay to hear stories about things that PVC Bondage Guy allegedly did? Is this even a thing? How many people are paying for erotic or “erotic” stories?

But secondly, what the fuck does it have to do with Newt Wallen? Why should Newt Wallen make money from PVC Bondage Guy’s stories? Can’t PVC Bondage Guy just start his own OnlyFans and reap the windfall that that would undoubtedly generate?

Newt is a complete and total scumbag preying on the mentally ill. This is the only way that he can get a woman to express any interest in him. The sane community has rejected Newt. Just like his parents did.

It’s completely disgusting.

7:45 – Newt is talking about the funeral. Thank fuck I don’t have to watch all of this. Unless he talks about this for the next four and a half hours.

He says that Horseface and Justin Silverman showed up, “Which was awkward to say the least.”

What a piece of shit. They’re there for a funeral. They obviously knew this woman. And I don’t check Justin or Horseface’s social media but did either of them make a video talking about how much sex they had with this woman? I’m thinking no.

8:30 – “Justin and Crystal, I have not spoken to in a long, long time.”

Then he says that Justin arrived first and Newt spoke to Justin about Kieran quitting and some game getting pushed back as a result.

“Crystal showed up. I gave her a hug. I thanked her for coming.”

Eugh. Why? She’s there for a funeral, not to be creeped on by the King of Creeps Newt Wallen. I’m not saying that it’s inappropriate to give somebody a hug at a funeral, but this is somebody who HATES Newt and wants nothing to do with him and yet he persists. Even at his friend’s funeral, his friend who he was pains to talk about all of the sex that they got up to, he’s trying to get with Horseface.

And in that video where he talked about his friend dying, he mentioned Crystal Quin CONSTANTLY. Even though it was totally irrelvant. He talked about how Horseface “replaced” this woman who just died, for example.

9:00 – “At the end of the funeral, she was sitting outside, she was crying, and I went up and I talked to her for a minute and I was telling her how sorry I was and all of this kind of stuff.”

He’s trying to score with Horseface at a FUNERAL. While she’s crying. At the funeral of the woman who Newt claims was his first love. There is no bottom to Newt’s depravity. Just when you think he can’t be any more of a piece of shit, he tops himself.

So anyway, Horseface told Newt, “Not today” and left with Justin to go to a bar. Yeah. Not at the fucking funeral of this woman who Newt claims he was deeply in love with. And presumably Horseface was friends with this woman.

God, he’s fucking disgusting. Fuck off you piece of shit.

And while he’s saying all of this, this completely insane PVC Bondage Guy is continuing to apply this psychotic makeup to his face.

If there’s any slight good news in this story it’s that this woman was cremated. Can you imagine an open casket funeral with Newt there? He’d be jacking off in front of the casket. “Oh, she looks just like when I’d fuck her in the ass.”

Maybe this is a stupid question but do people still have non-cremation burials? Because it seems like cremation has really taken off. There’s the environmental factor, I guess. And saving on grave space. Although, are graves of cremated remains any smaller than non-cremated? And what about people who keep the cremated remains? Is there just not a grave then? So many questions.

9:15 – “Justin told me that I made her uncomfortable.”

Gee, Newt. Do you think so? You mean when you tried to pick her up at the funeral of your true love?

“But I was just a sobbing fucking mess. I don’t think I’ve ever cried that hard in my fucking life.”

We’re talking about when Horseface shot you down at the funeral, right?

9:30 – “But yeah, I miss my friend, you know? You don’t expect that kind of stuff.”

He’s completely dismissive about this. He doesn’t give a shit. He’s MUCH more upset about Horseface not being interested in him. And then he says, “So yeah, my friend died. Whatever.”

9:45 – So then Newt turns to PVC Bondage Guy and says, “So we had polar opposite weekends. You got fucked and I got fucked by life.”

What? What happened to Newt that was so awful? He didn’t give the slightest of fucks about this woman who died. He’s still talking about Horseface being creeped out by him, I guess. And rightly creeped out as anyone with a brain would realise.

10:45 – “It was hard. Seeing her family, seeing a lot of her friends who I haven’t seen in a long time.”

Then he tells a story about one of his friends approaching him and talking about how much she enjoyed Underbelly.

Is this really happening? Is he doing this again? His friend died. I say “friend” only because that’s how he describes her. They were in a relationship, presumably. He was having sex with her. But he downplays the relationship by saying “friend.”

Anyway, this woman dies, he’s at the funeral, and now he’s telling a story about how much one of her friends loved Newt’s shitty Youtube channel Underbelly, which Newt played some role in. My understanding is that it was mostly a Justin Silverman thing.

He cannot stop talking about himself and how awesome he is. Even in this situation. We know NOTHING about this woman who died. NOTHING.

11:30 – Newt says that he lives in Philadelphia. So that answers the question of where Newt lives. I assumed rural Pennsylvania but it seems like he moved to the big city.

PVC Bondage Guy says that she’s getting into wrestling. You know…as a 25 year old…man/woman. Woman.

It’s so fucking boring.

17:30 – PVC Bondage Girl loses her train of thought and says, “I’m a little disorientated today.”

Well, here’s your chance, Newt.

Then she starts talking about her fondness for Brent Spiner. Eugh.

Maybe she’s being genuine. But I notice that a lot of these women who cater to extreme nerds will express their fondness for professional wrestling and science fiction nerd shit. Two topics that have traditionally been the domain of nerdy BOYS.

But suddenly grown women are interested in these topics that nerdy 12 year old boys tend to like. Really? Maybe I’m a little jaded but I tend to suspect that they’re only pretending to be interested in this shit to appeal to the nerdy man-babies who tend to inhabit the Youtube retro gaming community, for example.

19:00 – She’s still talking about this Brent Spiner shit. Umm…do I turn this off or do I skip around looking if there’s anything worth listening to? I guess I’ll do a bit of the latter.

1:37:00 – PVC Bondage Guy shows her wristband that she got from some party, I think at the furry convention. It’s one of those green/yellow/red traffic light things. Green means that you’re “open for things” and yellow means “ask first”, and red means “Go away, Newt. A funeral is not the time to try to pick up chicks.”

So PVC Bondage Guy, of course, has a green wristband. Because he’s open for things. Anything. Because he has serious mental illness.

I think typically, women will tend to go for yellow in these kinds of parties because green just indicates that you’re a giant slut. And even if you are, why advertise? People will figure it out quickly. And if you have green, you’ll have every creep in the place trying to talk to you.

1:37:45 – “That’s actually how the orgy got started. I popped out my tits and then it just evolved from there.”

Mmhmm. Does this sound like rational behaviour to you, Newt? Does this sound like somebody who can make informed decisions about their life?

I’m done.

Somebody in the comments says “yore” and then says “I see you changed the title.”

So apparently Newt’s original title was, “Baby yore a fire work”. What a complete and utter moron.