From left to right: TBelly, IFixRetro, Madam Fomo. They all live in fabulous New York City! Wow! The big city! I hope one day to be able to achieve my dream of living in New York City!
It’s a complete fucking dump.
But IFixRetro lives in Brooklyn. It’s right there on his Twitter. He wants us to know what borrough of New York City he lives in. Simply putting “New York City” isn’t good enough. He wants to us to know the borrough. He’s representing, guys. Give us the street. Where’s the best place to get a bagel and a pizza in Brooklyn? We want to know. We want to know all about Brooklyn. Is it as awesome as the movies make out?
Nobody gives a shit about Brooklyn. But, inexplicably, people from New York City never seem to understand this. They think that the rest of the country, indeed, the rest of the world is obsessed with New York City. No. They’re not. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. They don’t give a shit about New York City. At all. They’re not impressed with you living there. They don’t care about where to get the freshest bagels. They don’t care about your sports teams. And they themselves don’t want to live there. And it’s not the result of jealousy. It’s due to complete disinterest.
TBelly is also from Brooklyn. Right there on his Twitter profile. Oh, great. He’s another guy who just can’t seem to comprehend what the views are of people who live outside of New York City.
Where does Madam Fomo live? Who knows or cares? I mean, it’s New York City but I don’t know the borrough. And that’s important. We need to know the borrough. New York City is too broad.
By the way, a few years ago, Madam Fomo said that she was leaving New York. This was during covid. She said that she was leaving because of favourite hot dog vendor had to close. I’m not making this up. It was the best place in Brooklyn to get a hot dog. They eat them with saurkraut. Did you know that? That’s important. We all need to know that they put saurkraut on their hot dogs in New York City. That’s special information that everybody on earth needs to know.
Here are some articles where Madam Fomo talks about leaving New York City:
They’re from three years ago. Some of the videos are deleted now, but fortunately the articles still exist to document yet another of Destiny Fomo’s many, many, MANY lies.
Back to TBelly. He doesn’t look that fat in that first picture, does he? That’s because he’s hiding his titular belly in that picture. Here’s another picture:
He’s fucking enormous. 400 pounds easy. He seems to spend a lot of time with Madam Fomo. This is far from the first time I’ve seen him in some kind of correspondance with Madam Fomo. And you know what that means? He’s a john. He’s paying her for all of this. And he’s paying her for sex, of course. Why else would Madam Fomo hang out with that enormous fat man? It doesn’t take a fucking genius to figure this out.
Imagine this being your life. Having to have sex with that guy. And however many similar guys. But TuanX needs the money. What else is he going to do? Get a job? It’s ridiculous.
And Madam Fomo got universally panned in her escort reviews. It was on an escort review website specifically for prosptitutes from NEW YORK CITY! They need their own special review site. And I believe that there were subforums where they broke things down into borroughs.
So that fat nerd is having BAD sex with Madam Fomo. It’s sad for everybody involved.
But that fat fuck is there doing some kind of gang sign. Is he a Crip or a Blood or what? Don’t they have different gangs in fabulous New York City? What can the “V” possibly mean?
Oh, I found an answer to this hand gesture on that scholarly website: Quora.
“It’s (generally) the same as the more familiar, strictly vertical peace sign, but with more urban flavor. Like baseball caps tilted to the side, a little lean goes a long way.”
I’ve never seen this before. Of course, I’m not from fabulous New York City. This is how they do the peace sign in New York City. Specifically: Brooklyn. Who knew?
Still, I’m thinking that this guy is a gang member.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Gaylords
He’s bringing them back. And in NEW YORK CITY this time. Brooklyn. He’s representing the Almighty Gaylords, Brooklyn chapter. In this new version, their colours are chocolate and mustard. And instead of getting jumped in, you have to win a competitive eating contest against other members of the gang. And they sag their fat guy shorts simply because it’s difficult to find shorts big enough to fit them.
After selling her body to that white dude in Japan, now she’s taking on actual gang bangers. Hope they don’t pull a GTA and steal her money afterwards.